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The Sirens of Sanity take aim at the political circus of modern America, from Trump's unapologetic tariff policies to the morbidly obese vigilante ramming Teslas in Texas. David and Brad dissect the stark contrast between conservative boycotts and liberal "terrorism" against Elon Musk, while examining the absurdity of a death row inmate claiming lethal injection would aggravate his sciatica. The duo exposes the hypocrisy of sanctuary cities refusing to help with deportations while showering illegals with benefits American citizens can't access. Plus, justice for Peanut the Squirrel remains elusive as New York officials finally apologize for their door-kicking, pet-confiscating government overreach. Elections have consequences, but so does drinking spoiled milk, as David learned the hard way.

David and Brad welcome back Rob Clark from the Lone Gunman podcast to dissect the latest JFK assassination document dump. They scrutinize suspicious CIA operations, including the mail surveillance program that monitored Oswald years before Dallas, and the curious case of CIA operative Gary Underhill who predicted his own "suicide" after claiming agency involvement. The hosts tear apart the physics-defying "magic bullet" theory while navigating a labyrinth of convenient deaths, vanished diaries, and bureaucratic cover-ups. With thousands of newly released documents to sift through - many suspiciously mundane or organized to be virtually unsearchable - they inch closer to unraveling what might be America's most elaborate government cover-up, all while reminding us why we should "never attribute to evil what could be properly explained by stupidity".

AOC and Buttigieg are declaring their 2028 presidential ambitions, but there might not be much government left after Trump’s sledgehammer approach to obliterating wasteful spending. David and Brad also look into how judges are overstepping constitutional boundaries to block Trump's executive actions. Plus: the world's hairiest man and the asteroid that won't obliterate us after all (but something else just might).

David and Brad take a chaotic tour through humanity's bizarre underbelly this week. From AI couples to human throuples, they descend ever deeper into the abyss that is the human experience. But it’s not all bad news - the Loch Ness makes another appearance, and an honorary Secret Service member warms the hearts of half of congress.

David and Brad dive headfirst into America's new political reality as Trump wields his executive pen like a precision sledgehammer. Meanwhile, David battles his basement flooding and the insanity of his AV guy Michael, who needs to brush up on his French vocabulary. The duo explores the federal employee "five things" email, ponders the $5 million "Gold Card" immigration scheme, and shines light on the latest JFK rumor.

The "city killer" asteroid that NASA warned us about is turning out to be a dud, but don’t worry - there are plenty of other ways civilization could end in the near future. Until then, Brad and David are committed to bringing you incisive analysis of the latest fake news stories that the media is pushing, and the reckless spending that most Democrats don’t feel is a problem. Plus, Bill Belichick's Dunkin' Donuts commercial disaster, an update on the 500-pound rapper's SUV saga, and Canada's latest gender-bending sports controversy.

Dave and Brad rip into the government's creative accounting practices, uncovering how USAID managed to misplace millions of your hard-earned dollars faster than a politician can say "national security." From funding gender-transitioning groundhogs to shipping pricey condoms, to twerking lessons in Africa (probably), our hosts expose the theatrical absurdity of federal spending. They dive deep into Trump's government audit initiative, FEMA's hotel financing scheme for illegal immigrants, and Ohio lawmakers' attempt to regulate male proclivities. Plus, a juicy update on those never-before-seen JFK assassination documents that the FBI apparently forgot existed for 60 years. Spoiler alert: The truth isn't out there yet…it's probably being stored in a five-star hotel room in Manhattan, courtesy of your tax returns.

It’s time to play "find the missing billions”, and we’ve landed squarely on USAID, where sending condoms to Palestinians is just the tip of the taxpayer-funded iceberg. Watch Democrats clutch their pearls as Trump shuts down their favorite $40 billion playground, leaving countless gender studies programs in Peru wondering how they'll survive without American tax dollars. Our hosts break down how the woman running USAID couldn't explain to Rand Paul where all the money went - shocking absolutely no one. Plus, they explore Trump's bold plan to turn the Gaza Strip into the Mediterranean's hottest vacation destination. And stick around for a cautionary tale about why you should always keep your pants on during a Canadian bar fight. From government waste to frozen body parts, this episode has it all.

This week Brad and David answer the questions on the top of everyone’s mind: Can AI be your next girlfriend? Is the FAA taking “inclusivity” too far? And what is the maximum gross vehicle weight rating for a mid-2000s Toyota Corolla? Plus, the dynamic duo explores how government bureaucracy manages to make things worse…every single time.

Trump's back in the big boy chair, and the times they are a changin'. From ICE Director Holman dropping truth bombs on live TV to the great papal wall hypocrisy, David and Brad dive deep into the chaos. In this episode, our favorite COVID czar Dr. Fauci might have scored himself a fancy blanket pardon from Biden, but that Wuhan lab leak report isn't staying classified anymore! Watch as they chronicle the new administration's speed-run through executive orders, marvel at the contrast between Trump's whirlwind tour and Biden's Rip Van Winkle presidency, and try to make sense of those totally-not-suspicious last-minute pardons (looking at you, Fauci, with your pharma millions and taxpayer-funded security detail). Plus, bonus content featuring a creepy goat-masked figure terrorizing Texas neighborhoods. Remember: if you're not outraged, you're not paying attention – and if you're Dr. Fauci, you might want to keep that pardon handy!

David and Brad break down how the Golden State turned into the Burning State, complete with empty reservoirs, endangered fish getting VIP treatment, and DEI initiatives that somehow don't include "Actually Fighting Fires" as a core competency. Plus, bonus content including Obama's alleged Hollywood romance, NYC's most polite criminal (The Haggler), and why you shouldn't trust your lawyer with your recreational pharmaceutical needs.

David and Brad beam aboard Ben, host of the "UFO…No" podcast, to explore why aliens with the tech to cross galaxies keep getting caught on iPhone cameras. Brad brings his FBI experience to explain why the government can't even run Amtrak properly, let alone hide little green men for 80 years. The trio dives into everything from why aliens seem obsessed with probing rural Americans (instead of, say, Henry Kissinger) to why Top Gun pilots might not be the most reliable narrators when it comes to identifying space visitors. Between anal probes and government incompetence, they tackle the psychology behind UFO beliefs and why some folks are desperate to believe the truth is out there – even when it’s made up. Pour yourself a glass of Bantha milk and learn why aliens probably aren't studying your cousin Earl in their flying saucer. Listen and learn more about the UFO...No! podcast here: https://www.ufonopodcast.net/listen

In this kickoff to 2025, David and Brad unpack how the New York Jets are letting teenagers with Xbox controllers make multi-million dollar personnel decisions, celebrate Justin Trudeau's long-overdue exit from Canadian politics, and try to make sense of why someone would blow up a Cybertruck at Trump Tower (spoiler: it's complicated). Plus, Skip Bayless proves once again that having money doesn't buy class, and Brad pitches his master plan to save humanity by unplugging social media for six months.

David and Brad take their annual stab at New Year's resolutions while serving up their spiciest predictions for 2025. Between tangents and truth bombs, our hosts paint a picture of what's coming next year that'll either make you laugh or cry (probably both).

Tune in as David and Brad dissect Congress's favorite hobby (shutting down the government), catalog Biden's greatest hits (literally, he keeps hitting things), and uncover the truth about California's bloodthirsty squirrels. Plus, bonus coverage of mysterious nighttime drones that are either hunting for nuclear weapons, or else piloted by teenagers just having some fun.

There’s a surprising face on the cover of Time Magazine, considering the fact that not 4 years ago the same face was accused of inciting an insurrection. Speaking of insurrection, the FBI revealed that while there were no agents in the crowd on January 6th, there may have been over two dozen informants, so nothing to be concerned about. In more cheerful news, an impeccably credentialed doctor reveals which foods will add or subtract minutes from your life, and Pornhub’s year in review reveals America’s porn proclivities.

Join us as we discuss Joe Biden's latest Father of the Year moment - dropping a retroactive "Get Out of Jail Free" card on Hunter that would make monopoly players jealous. Meanwhile, Trump's out there living his best life at Notre Dame, making Macron's handshake game look weak and telling Zelensky to dress better. Plus, there's the matter of a healthcare CEO getting whacked in broad daylight in NYC. Join David and Brad as they try to make sense of another week where reality continues to out-crazy satire.

Strap in for a “Best Of” episode, where David and Brad serve up some of the more outrageous stories from the past few months. Hear Trump go all-in on claims about Haitian immigrants eating pets in Ohio, marvel at Harris's policy gymnastics, and don't miss the tale of a Florida politician who thought hiring a Russian-Ukrainian hit squad was a solid campaign strategy. Plus, the saga of a woman who sold everything to live on a cruise ship forever... until she got kicked off for complaining on WhatsApp.

David and Brad dish out their annual "Turkey Awards" to the most spectacular fails of the year - from Kamala Harris's billion-dollar blunders to the Jets' masterclass in mediocrity. Watch as they carve through the week's events, from Biden's impromptu rainforest expedition to Trump holding court at UFC with his motley crew of Elon Musk, Kid Rock, and other members of the "Last Supper of Lunacy." Get ready for a hefty portion of political commentary, garnished with the latest shenanigans by the media.

In this week's serving of political chaos, Dave and Brad dive headfirst into Trump's cabinet picks, featuring the greatest hits: Matt Gaetz for AG, Bobby Kennedy Jr. for HHS, and a cast of characters that would make the writers of "Veep" say "too unrealistic." Plus, they explore why octopi (or is it octopuses?) might be Earth's next overlords, and why the federal government is basically just a really expensive jobs program for people who couldn't hack it in the real world. All this, and John Gruden discovers iced coffee.