Sinopsis
IP...Frequently - for the first time ever - making patents and IP fun, or just making fun.
Episodios
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Ep. 298 - Vaping in the Non-Binary Restroom
28/08/2025 Duración: 46minDavid and Brad return from their summer hiatus to survey the magnificent wreckage of American civilization, where zombie squirrels roam the land, food influencers dodge oncoming vehicles, and Democrats argue that violent crime isn't that bad.Trump continues his exhausting winning streak by actually cleaning up Washington D.C., while his legal persecutors discover the ancient art of the boomerang—turns out mortgage fraud investigations work both ways. Meanwhile, Cracker Barrel's new CEO decides the best way to honor Americana is to eliminate everything American about it, because nothing says "business genius" like alienating your entire customer base for woke points.Plus: Generation Z declares war on millennial workout pants. It's episode 298 of truth bombs, logic grenades, and the increasingly surreal reality of a nation that's forgotten how to think straight.
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Ep. 297 - Best Of Compilation
21/08/2025 Duración: 37minJoin David Pridham and Brad Sheafe for a rollicking "Best Of" compilation featuring their sharpest takes from recent months. Watch as they dissect why a government shutdown might actually be a blessing in disguise (spoiler: most of us wouldn't even notice), dive into the Wall Street Journal's belated admission that Biden's cognitive decline was obvious from day one, and explore the mysterious case of California squirrels who've suddenly developed a taste for meat.The duo also unpacks the FBI's convenient admission about having 26 "confidential sources" stirring the pot on January 6th, breaks down a University of Michigan study claiming peanut butter sandwiches can offset cheeseburger damage to your lifespan, and celebrates Trump's early presidential wins—including persuading UPenn to erase Lia Thomas's swimming records and restore sanity to women's sports.
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Ep. 296 - Flying Dildos and Crushed Nuts
13/08/2025 Duración: 47minFrom WNBA courts under siege by airborne neon marital aids, to an octogenarian shattering walnuts with bare hands while cradling a raw egg, David and Brad tackle the week’s most pressing news stories. Along the way, they dissect Jeff Bezos’ tour through Europe, debate the betting lines on illicit sports projectiles, and wonder why anyone would buy a haunted murder-doll.
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Ep. 295 - Death, Taxes, and Alien Probes
06/08/2025 Duración: 44minA Florida school board member gets (virtually) body-slammed by Hulkamaniacs after celebrating Hulk Hogan's passing on social media—proving that even in death, the Hulkster still knows how to lay the smackdown. Meanwhile, Trump's economic winning streak continues as trade deals stack up faster than Jim Cramer’s false predictions. But the real showstopper? A tenured Harvard professor claims a comet hurtling toward Earth is actually an alien probe that's been traveling for 800 million years just to get a peek at our solar system. Brad breaks down the astronomical stupidity of this theory while David contemplates whether this is exactly why federal funding to Harvard should be cut immediately. It's another episode where the hosts clear a “Dark Forest” of lies with the machete of truth—and remind you why you should never trust anyone just because they appear on a screen (or a podcast).
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Ep. 294 - When Icons Die and Intelligence Lies
31/07/2025 Duración: 43minDavid and Brad mourn the loss of 80s legends Hulk Hogan and Ozzy Osbourne, remembering when America's heroes actually beat the bad guys and ripped their own shirts off. But the real bombshells drop when Tulsi Gabbard releases intel files suggesting the Obama administration manufactured Russiagate from whole cloth, while the same intelligence community that swore Hunter's laptop was "Russian disinformation" now expects us to believe anything they say.The hosts also dissect Candace Owens' latest conspiracy theory about France's First Lady being secretly male, and wonder why NASA thinks we should care about an asteroid missing Earth by a mere 400,000 miles.
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Ep. 293 - Best Of (USAID Edition)
24/07/2025 Duración: 38minDavid and Brad dissect the latest government grift as USAID gets caught red-handed funding terrorist groups while Americans are just an afterthought. From $57 million flowing to luxury migrant hotels (courtesy of FEMA) to Punxsutawney Phil's apparent DEI makeover, the boys unpack how your tax dollars are weaponized against you. Plus: Trump's precision strikes on Iran's nuclear ambitions leave the mullahs crying harder than a 40-year-old man proposing to his AI girlfriend. Speaking of which, they recount the story of Chris Smith—who just got engaged to a chatbot while his real-life baby mama watches in horror. Also, the Supreme Court finally tells activist judges to stay in their lane, but will it stick?
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Ep. 292 - Spinning Out of Control
16/07/2025 Duración: 35minScientists have discovered that our planet is spinning faster—but the real spin happens when climate activists twist this cosmic event into their latest doomsday narrative. David and Brad dive into this issue and discuss how we've turned legitimate physics into political theater. In other news, TikTok influencers are terrorizing suburbanites with the "urban exploration challenge," because nothing screams viral content like potentially catching buckshot at 2 AM. Meanwhile, Joey Chestnut defied human anatomy by inhaling over 70 hot dogs in ten minutes—a digestive feat that makes Earth's rotation look sluggish by comparison.
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Ep. 291 - Bezos Goes Baroque
09/07/2025 Duración: 45minJeff Bezos drops a cool $50 million on a Venice wedding that makes Versailles look modest, complete with foam parties and enough champagne to fill the canals. Meanwhile, Trump's first six months delivered Supreme Court wins, NATO compliance, and DeSantis building Alligator Alcatraz in the Everglades. Plus, Secretary Noem's radio PSA has a very different tone than the previous administration.From Somali flags in Minneapolis to Von Bülow documentaries, this episode proves the 70s and 80s were the last time America made sense – when wrestling was real, neighbors weren't narcs, and nobody had to explain what a woman was.
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Ep. 290 - Nukes and Kooks
02/07/2025 Duración: 46minTrump's precision strike on Iran's nuclear facilities wasn't the warmonger fantasy the left predicted, but a surgical operation that had the entire Middle East breathing easier. While critics shriek about "being dragged into war," our hosts explain why America's bunker-busting finale was a moment of strategic genius.Meanwhile, New York Democrats have outdone themselves by nominating a pro-Hamas communist for mayor, proving once again that when given the choice between sanity and ideology, they'll pick crazy every time. The hosts break down how this 33-year-old radical managed to out-left Andrew Cuomo in a city already drowning in its own progressive policies.But wait, there's more dysfunction: meet Chris Smith, the Vermont man who proposed to his AI girlfriend and sobbed with joy when the chatbot said yes—all while his actual human baby mama watched in bewilderment.Plus: The Supreme Court slaps down imperial “unelected pissant judges”, tariffs are making bank, the border cris
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Ep. 289 - Dodging Bullets, Liberal Women, and Asteroids
25/06/2025 Duración: 36minIn this explosive "best of" compilation, David and Brad navigate Trump's Oval Office theatrics as well as the Democrats who are already launching their 2028 fantasy campaigns with Pete Buttigieg and AOC leading the charge into electoral oblivion.The hosts dissect the government's breathtaking talent for spending hundreds of millions on transgender farming initiatives while the country faces real challenges, then pivot to the cultural wasteland of reality TV where woke brides leave grooms at the altar over their BLM protest participation. Meanwhile, AI promises to cure cancer but instead delivers virtual girlfriends, because apparently that's what humanity really needs.Plus: Loch Ness Monster sightings and the world's hairiest man. Finally, it should be a relief to most Earthlings that the 3% chance of an asteroid impacting our planet is down to 0.0004%, proving once again that dodging bullets comes in many forms.
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Ep. 288 - Three Shots, Two Oswalds, One Giant Psyop
18/06/2025 Duración: 01h02minDavid and Brad welcome JFK researcher John Young for a masterclass in government gaslighting that would make today's "fact-checkers" blush. After 36 years of research, Young reveals the holes in the Warren Commission's "lone gunman" fairy tale. From mysterious Secret Service agents who weren't actually Secret Service to witnesses conveniently dying in "accidents," this episode exposes how the deep state perfected the art of covering up inconvenient truths decades before social media made it trendy.Highlights include the tragic story of Ralph Leon Yates—a working man who picked up an Oswald lookalike days before the assassination, told his coworkers about the encounter, then got rewarded with a lifetime in a mental institution courtesy of the FBI. Because nothing says "move along, nothing to see here" like destroying a whistleblower's entire family. Young also breaks down the impossible timeline that has Oswald simultaneously eating lunch and allegedly fi
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Ep. 287 - The Art of the Tweet
18/06/2025 Duración: 46minDavid and Brad dissect the epic X meltdown between President Trump and Elon Musk while nuclear tensions simmer worldwide. From deadly bug spray encounters to biological men dominating women's softball, the guys explore how we've managed to create a world where grown adults argue on social media while actual crises unfold. Plus: why Pete Rose and Shoeless Joe Jackson finally got their due, the wrestling wisdom of Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage, and how Disney World has become ground zero for bathroom selfie influencers.
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Ep. 286 - The Entitlement Epidemic Hits Harvard and Whataburger
05/06/2025 Duración: 46minDavid and Brad dissect America's entitlement epidemic, from Harvard's demand for perpetual taxpayer funding while discriminating against Jewish students, to a Texas man filing a million-dollar lawsuit over unwanted onions on his burger. The hosts explore Trump's battles with an unelected judiciary that strips governing power from elected officials, question how Seattle earned a spot among the world's top-10 cities despite being a certified dump, and reveal the terrifying blind spot near Venus that could hide civilization-ending asteroids.Along the way, they celebrate the glory days when Steven Seagal was a svelte action hero, Barry Manilow could still pack an arena, and people solved problems by eating their damn onions instead of calling their lawyers. It's 45 minutes of clarity in a world where everyone thinks they're entitled to everything, from federal funding to onion-free fast food.
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Ep. 285 - Better Late Than Never (But Still Pretty Late)
29/05/2025 Duración: 30minDavid and Brad serve up an episode that bounces from SNL's golden era to the ultimate media betrayal - Jake Tapper's shocking tell-all book "Original Sin" - where CNN's poster boy finally admits what everyone already knew about Biden's cognitive decline.The irony is delicious: Tapper stayed silent during an entire presidency when it mattered, only to cash in with a bestseller after the damage was done. Meanwhile, TikTok teens are literally breaking through fences for the Kool-Aid Challenge, proving that sometimes the most obvious metaphors write themselves. From parliamentary debate tactics to journalistic ethics, this episode explores what happens when gatekeepers abandon their posts.
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Ep. 284 - All-You-Can-Eat…and More
22/05/2025 Duración: 43minDavid returns from his Disney cruise adventure with tales of culinary horror, with buffet patrons piling plates sky-high while elbowing children out of the way for ice cream. Meanwhile, the duo dissects Bill Belichick's embarrassing late-life crisis with his much-younger girlfriend (whose father is 30 years Belichick's junior), leading to their urgent PSA: “Do not be Bill Belichick." They also examine President Trump's diplomatic jaunt to Qatar, complete with sword fights, Arabian horses, and the questionable $400 million "Palace in the Sky" aircraft gifted by the Qatari government. Between Bahamian photo shoot adventures and betting odds that Jesus will return before Grand Theft Auto VI releases, David and Brad expose America's consumption addiction - whether it's food, luxury, or foreign gifts that may cross ethical lines.
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Ep. 283 - Best of USAID and other stories
15/05/2025 Duración: 36minTake a step back in time (early 2025) diving into the dismantling of USAID, where Elon Musk's DOGE team discovered billions in taxpayer dollars funding everything from gender transitions for lab rats to terrorist organizations. The hosts explore how this government "aid" agency operated like a slush fund for woke agenda items abroad while bureaucrats ran interference against congressional oversight. Plus, Trump's compelling plan to transform the Gaza Strip into the "Riviera of the Middle East" under American ownership, complete with resort development and Palestinian relocation. Now that’s thinking outside the box! Don't miss this no-holds-barred dissection of bureaucratic waste and presidential ambition.
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Ep. 282 - Best of IP…Frequently
01/05/2025 Duración: 38minIn this best-of compilation from 2025, David and Brad slice through news from the beginning of the year with their signature unfiltered commentary. From analyzing Trump's hands-on leadership in disaster zones to California's self-inflicted wildfire catastrophe, the hosts expose the stark contrast between officials who act and those who vacation in Ghana while their city burns. The duo also tackles our society's technological decline - from AI companions replacing human connection to 490-pound rappers suing rideshare companies.
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Ep. 281 - Rocket Women
23/04/2025 Duración: 36minDavid and Brad dissect Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin spectacle featuring an all-female crew of “astronauts” in form-fitting space suits and Katie Perry kissing the ground after an 11-minute joyride in an undeniably phallic spacecraft. Then comes the irony of New York Attorney General Letitia James—who pursued Trump on property valuation charges—now facing similar accusations of falsifying loan applications and listing her father as her husband. The episode wraps with the cautionary tale of Minot, North Dakota's mayor, whose personal 'rocket launch' video accidentally landed in his city attorney's inbox—proving once again that incompetence knows no political boundary. All this plus squirrel beheadings, Disney cruises, and George Michael appreciation.
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Ep. 280 - The Tariff Whisperer
16/04/2025 Duración: 34minThe market tanks, China ups the tariff ante, and Trump tweets "BUY!" before announcing rollbacks that send stocks soaring. Coincidence? Our hosts dissect the method behind the madness in Trump's economic chess game. Meanwhile, a Space Force commander learns the hard lesson that military bases don't craft foreign policy after sending an anti-JD Vance email to her entire staff. Plus, journey into the bizarre as we uncover how your tax dollars funded a $20 million psychic quest to locate the Ark of the Covenant.
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Ep. 279 - No Romance in China, No Truth in Washington
09/04/2025 Duración: 42minDavid and Brad dive into Trump's aggressive tariff strategy, exploring whether American consumers or Chinese manufacturers will blink first in this high-stakes economic showdown. The duo dissects the genius behind Trump's "fairness" demands and the political theater of closing tax loopholes with convenient sunset clauses. Later, they unpack the recent JFK assassination hearings where Democrats inexplicably defend the CIA while Republicans confuse Oliver Stone with Roger Stone. Plus, the FBI's damning Hunter Biden laptop chat logs reveal how government agencies actively suppressed information during an election cycle. All this, plus a teaser about the Ark of the Covenant that you'll have to wait until next time to hear.