Don't Jump The Shark

This week we change it up a bit and give you a sneak-peak at Grant's new podcast "Let Off Some Steam" hope you Enjoy and if you do subscribe to their podcast. As for us we'll be back next week with a new episode focusing on career mis-steps of the talented.

This is the film that inspired this podcast. It's also the one episode where we laugh all the way through. It's also the episode we find out that all three of us are going to hell. Or at least have spent a bit of time there watching this film!

Our ‘Movies that were way better in the original European version, so stop being narrow minded, and read some subtitles bitch’ Season continues with the poor version of the Vanishing that graced our screens in 1993. A post Yong Guns 2 and Pre 24 Keifer Sutherland is the highlight here. We do impressions, lots of them. Have a listen sir or madam!

Remakes can be great re-imaginings of obscure cinema classics. Safe to say this is not one of those times. Come with us as we discover that Queen Latifa has the best boss in the world and that we should all be bicycle couriers as they obviously get paid way too much... The music for this weeks episode is by RoccoW find his stuff here; http://freemusicarchive.org/music/RoccoW/ Follow us on Facebook; https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dont-Jump-The-Shark-Film-Podcast/263964596989484 Tweet at us with films you'd like to see; https://twitter.com/dontjumpshark Or email us your abuse at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com

We discuss some films we wanted to talk about on the show but couldn't because we felt there were no redeeming features to any of them. And to help us we are joined by friend of the podcast, PC.

Just in time for Valentines Day, we present to you an alternative view of Love. Creepy, creepy love. Watch Superman Return (2006) to stalk Lois Lane and love her from afar. He is so relatable!!! Ahem, of course he is not. Enjoy us discuss Supes use his super kiss on everyone he meets. The music for this weeks episode is by RoccoW find his stuff here; http://freemusicarchive.org/music/RoccoW/ Follow us on Facebook; https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dont-Jump-The-Shark-Film-Podcast/263964596989484 Tweet at us with films you'd like to see; https://twitter.com/dontjumpshark Or email us your abuse at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com

We're back! after our holiday break we crack right on with this rubbish. Just in time for the Superbowl Teaser trailer for the new Terminator film coming out we bring you our review of the last one. If you like Christian Bale walking around polishing up his Batman voice whilst half-heartedly acting this is the film for you! The music for this weeks episode is by RoccoW find his stuff here; http://freemusicarchive.org/music/RoccoW/ Follow us on Facebook; https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dont-Jump-The-Shark-Film-Podcast/263964596989484 Tweet at us with films you'd like to see; https://twitter.com/dontjumpshark Or email us your abuse at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com

Will Smith and a host of "happening" young actors use the latest in 1998 technology to bring out of hiding one of the best spies in the business as they team up to bring down a corrupt official with aspirations for government.

Well this one made us angry. Particularly Bob, but particularly Ross, but particularly Grant. This time we tackle the utter nonsense that is Star Trek: Into Darkness (2013), anger, anger so much anger. Enjoy the jokes, but mainly the anger Facebook the heck out of us: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Twitter like the Birds: @DontJumpShark Email the Snail: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com

In anticipation of next times episode, the original gang of two talk over the William Shatner opus 'Star Trek V: The Final Frontier'. This is how 'Star Trek' used to be. Next time we find out how times have changed with 'Star Trek: Into Darkness'.

Mrs Qualmflame rejoins the podcast for this special episode as Grant is off on holiday in Florida, lucky beef-lover that he is. We'll talk to my childhood Nanny and find out if she knows anyone else that we should meet from her storied past. Who'll show up, we'll be impressed if you can work some of them out. Don't worry next episode will be back to normal Haha! Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Chirp at us on Twitter @DontJumpShark Email us in the face dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com

Only Will Smith can save humanity from mass extinction by creating an antidote for a virus that while cured cancer, after most of the survivors become vampire type creatures. Sadly there is no cure for actually having watched this film. We love you Sam!

We didn’t realise it when we first agreed to do it, but this horrifying specimen What Women Want (2000) was the perfect way to start our Halloween Season. Mel Gibson is the biggest cinematic monster since Leather Face, who he also resembles in a certain light. This film is rank misogyny of the highest degree. Warning: May contain terrible Australian Accents from the hosts. Facebook the Sheila’s that we are: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Twitter like the Galah: @DontJumpShark Email the Mongrels: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com

It's the Blacks Vs the Asians this episode. That's not me being flip that's actually how they refer to the characters in this Kung Fu film. Don't get us wrong, the martial arts are great, unfortunately there's a big fat plot sitting on top of it, you would expect that plot to be the same or similar to Romeo and Juliet eh? Well you'd be wrong... Facebook: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Twitter: @DontJumpShark Email: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com

For those who can't get enough of one Van Damme, this is the film for you. Two, count them, two! Twins, who although have been separated for 25 years share the very same accent and body type. Not to mention, action skills.

You have the biggest podcast I have ever seen on a white man. This time we tackle Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991). We are happy. Facebook the heck out of us: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Twitter like the Birds: @DontJumpShark Email the Snail: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com

KUNG FU!!! Take that! This is the start of our Kung Fu season and boy is it off with a bang. Return of the Five Deadly Venom's a.k.a. The Crippled Avengers is an interesting twist of the Kung Fu genre. Here we see four unlikely hero's and one despicable villains. Adding in a disability to a film is always a gamble and we definitely thought so in the first few minutes but this film really does entertain us. Get your Iron boots on and come with us on a twisted adventure... Facebook the heck out of us: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Twitter like the Birds: @DontJumpShark Email the Snail: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com

Three unrelated segments from the hosts of 'Don't Jump The Shark'.

Never tell Tara Reid about what we say in this Episode……Not that she would remember anyway. Welcome reappearance for our SPOOKY horror movie theme too. Hit us up on social media if you would be so kind. Twitter us all you want: @DontJumpShark Facebook us to death: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Email us like we stole your wife: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com

Take a trip with us to site B as we explore another island thats screwed beyond belief. seriously what does Spielburg have against islands? As we explore Isla Sorna we'll realise that we didn't like these characters from the first film anyway so why would we want them in a film by themselves. We want Alan Grant back! Follow us on Facebook: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Twitter: @DontJumpShark Email us at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Next Episodes film will be Crow 4. How did that happen...