Don't Jump The Shark

Dalton, the most famous bouncer in America faces off against his toughest challenge when he enters a small town bar in the middle of no where.

Tom Cruise. Playing a 7-foot tall character. Nuff Said. Hit us up on social media if you would be so kind. Twitter us all you want: @DontJumpShark Facebook us to death: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Email us like we stole your wife: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com

We're sure there are many more films out there that don't jump the shark as do but what about the ones who manage to come back from the dark side? This show is dedicated to those films that perhaps you had already condemmed to the rubbish heap but they managed to crawl back out and show you how awesome they were (or creepy as in Grant's choice). We each take a film here that for us convinced us of they're greatness even though we were sure in our judgement often before we had even seen them. So lets see the ones even we got wrong... facebook us right where it hurts: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Twitter in our ear: @DontJumpShark Email us right in our inbox: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com

A man hires teenagers to go into a rocky ground, punch people and dress up in colourful outfits. Now that I have described Bob’s non-podcasting time to you, lets move onto the movie we are doing. ZING! You having that Bob? This time we are doing the Power Rangers, who include the WHITE POWER RANGER. Oh, Stop. These jokes write themselves. Hit us up on social media if you would be so kind. Twitter us all you want: @DontJumpShark Facebook us to death: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Email us like we stole your wife: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com

A mixture of clips from various 'Don't Jump The Shark' shows over the last couple of years. All carefully selected and put together into one great show!

He-Man, wearing only a leather thong saves the universe from the tyranny of the evil Skeletor!

In 1972 a crack Podcasting unit was sent to prison by a military court for an Episode they recorded. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Scottish underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have an hour and a half, if no other podcast will suffice, and if you can download it, maybe you can listen to our A-Team Episode. Twitter us all you want: @DontJumpShark Facebook us to death: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Email us like we stole your wife: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com

Wee bitty different this episode me lovelies, we each choose an oscar film that was robbed by the rubbish that normally wins. Post on our Facebook if you have your own examples. Lets skip over the fact that i said American Hustle was a lock for Best Picture shall we? Twitter: @DontJumpShark Facebook: Dont Jump The Shark Film Podcast Email: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Film for next time is the A Team, boy that Bradley Cooper is easy on the eye eh?

You remember the classic puppet series. Well here's something even more wooden - the live action modern day remake. They should have dusted off the old puppets and used them instead.

We round out our "I can't believe we've not done a film by that actor" season with this double whammy of Cage and Travolta. They take their faces off while we try not to nod off. We ask the burning questions in this episode such as; doesn't Travoltas characters wife not notice the difference when they're in bed? Doesn't anyone notice that Nic Cage's character doesn't know his own evil plan? Looking for more info? Twitter: @DontJumpShark Facebook: Dont Jump The Shark Film Podcast Email: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Film for next time is Thunderbirds, get your rocket noises ready!

We round out our "I can't believe we've not done a film by that actor" season with this double whammy of Cage and Travolta. They take their faces off while we try not to nod off. We ask the burning questions in this episode such as; doesn't Travoltas characters wife not notice the difference when they're in bed? Doesn't anyone notice that Nic Cage's character doesn't know his own evil plan? Looking for more info? Twitter: @DontJumpShark Facebook: Dont Jump The Shark Film Podcast Email: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Film for next time is Thunderbirds, get your rocket noises ready!

Well here we are at Bob’s choice in this season. Beverly Hills Cop 3, remember how good the first 2 were? John Landis doesn’t. Neither do we by the end of this. Give us Tony Scott anyday. Welcome to the Podcast, Eddie Murphy! See you again REAL soon…. Looking for more info, Twitter: @DontJumpShark Facebook: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Email: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.co.uk The film for the next episode: Face……………………off

A highly decorated special forces chef is not trained to escort his niece on a long train journey home. However, when his train is abruptly hijacked by terrorists who want to use it as a mobile platform to control a new deadly U.S. satellite, his military skills come in to play and he sets about doing what he does best . . . killing.

Not a Doctor from the World Health Organisation but in fact a time lord who has no medical training. I think his doctorate was one of those honourary ones they give to the likes of Jeremey Clarkson for shouting loudly at the TV camera. So why Dr. Who I hear you ask well this film is based around the New Year period at the turn of the millenium and being the up to date cats we are we thought this would be perfect for a release in 2014. for those looking for this film it is on British Netflix at the moment so no excuses although the excuse of "it'ws pretty terrible" would be quite valid. Looking for more info, Twitter: @DontJumpShark Facebook: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Email: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.co.uk

Wow! It is Christmas special time. We tried to fill our hearts with joy to wash away the stench of having to watch serial killer in the making Kevin McAllister torture two men, to burning internal injury. Also, who gets lube in the secret santa? We think the answer will pleasantly surprise you….. Follow us on Twitter @DontJumpShark Facebook likes always appreciated: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Emails can be sent to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com The film for the next episode will be Dr Who: The Movie (McGann not Cushing)

Chevy Chase stars in a modern (1992) take on the 'The Invisible Man' story. Directed with much studio, and star, interference by John Carpenter, and yet he manages to put all the pieces together to tell an alright bit of Sunday afternoon entertainment. The film becomes all the more enjoyable when Chevy disappears into invisibility and the groundbreaking special effects kick in, placed along side some very well done 'old school' film making effects. All in all, enjoyable but forgetful.

Doodoo doo doo doo doodoo doo doo doo. Both the famous theme tune to this series and a good way to describe it. Come with us as we travel back to Isla Sorna to question how long would it take before Alan Grant had his children taken away by Social Services. We see a Jurassic Park very different from the one we left in Jurassic park 2... oh no wait it's exactly the same just with more dust on things and just as many DEADLY DINOSAURS!!! Just Ross and Bob on this Episode as Grant was attacked by velocoraptors on the way to the studio (They're very smart you know). So sit back and allow us to guide toy through this fumble back into territory that should have been left well alone, we mean the franchise not the fictional island. Follow us on Twitter: @DontJumpShark Facebook all over our page: Don't jump the Shark Film Podcast Emails are disposed of humanely: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com

Boy am I hungry, best to have some games to fight against peasant insurrection then. Oh, what is the link there? Well, they don't make one in this film really. A better name would be the not-hunger games. Or the starving games? Oh, clever hollywood beat me to that one. No of us liked this one much. Marvel at the wide face of Josh Hutcherson, the Thor like look of Woody Harrelson and the fact no one whispered any of the following words: Lord of the Flies, the Running Man or Battle Royale Follow us on Twitter @DontJumpShark Facebook likes always appreciated: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Emails can be sent to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com The film for the next episode will be Jurassic Park 3

Things are getting a little hairy this episode as we learn nothing about France, very little about werewolves, and next to nothing about the ordinary American tourist. Crank up your sex points and listen in . . .

It doesn't feel like two years since we started, well for you it probably does. Follow us on this special episode as we go to a world where no one has seen Star Trek and your best bet for a Tech guy is the buff Jeff Goldblum not Brent Spinner (Star Treks Data). Good luck getting through this film in one sitting! Follow us on Twitter @DontJumpShark Facebook likes always appreciated: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Emails can be sent to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com