Don't Jump The Shark

Two fat, ugly, unappreciated, overacting and arrogant losers move from one unfunny joke to the next. Anyway, enough about the Don’t Jump the Shark boys, (zing!) would you like to know what film we are covering? Drum Roll Please…. Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny We are so bored with this one we spend a good 10 minutes of the episode discussing Lou Diamond Phillips and Jimmy Nail. Basically Liam Lynch couldn’t direct a film even if you stapled his groin to the camera. And I did. Kyle Gass (Ironic that is his name given the amount of fart jokes in the film) couldn’t act in a film even if you stapled his groin to the clapperboard. And I did. The key lesson here is I got a staple gun for Christmas, and I am not scared to use it. James from the band ‘Tango in the Attic’ joins us to help in the ripping, he had a window in between doing his daily cock push-ups. Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark Feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The S

When Christmas rolls around there’s nothing better than settling down to a lovely family film. How many terrorists and bomb plots would you like in your film? Also would you like a drunk Anakin Skywalker in it? Tough, as Arnie shows us in this film, Christmas romps can’t always overcome all obstacles as it gets eaten alive by the sharks it’s jumping! We have Bob back on to remind us of the true meaning of Christmas because this film certainly doesn’t! P.s. the jingling is coming from Arnies’ Trousers. Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast and help us try to get into the charts. Next Episodes film is Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny. Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our twitter feed or facebook page and you could win a prize.

There is nothing better than a lovely sugary Christmas film at this time of year. We chose Die Hard 2. There was so much swearing in this film if you take out the swears there’s only 15minutes of dialogue. Fact. Let this foul mouthed film take you away from the hustle and bustle of shopping and caring for children or the elderly as we explore the crazy world or John "No Luck" McLane. Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast and help us try to get into the charts. Next Episodes film is our Christmas Special Jingle All The Way. Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our twitter feed or facebook page and you could win a prize.

Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever an emo can. Sandman, Sandman, does whatever a beach can This week the JumpCast get caught in a web. A web of jokes about Ginger people. A web of weird Jimmy Franco line deliveries. A web of problems for Spidey, ENTIRELY OF HIS OWN MAKING. A web of poor singing from Kirsten Dunst (Is it her?), A brief web of enjoyable moments from J.K Simmons and Bruce Campbell. A web of Topher ‘Ringpiece’ Grace and his acting ‘skills’. A web of sand? We should mention that friend of the Pod, Paul Canning (PC) suggested this to us. We hope we did you proud PC. This film was brought to you by studio interference. Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark Facebook ‘Don’t Jump the Shark Film Podcast’ E-mail dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Why not hit us with a review on iTunes, and help us get into the charts? Yes, you. The film for next episode will be ‘Jingle All the Way’ Our first exposure to Arnie. Post your Jump the Shark moment on our Twitter Feed, and you could win a prize.

The names Jond, Bames Jond. We suffer through head colds to bring you a Bond special to celebrate the new James Bond film. This particular James Bond film though is much less spy thriller and more Ernest goes to Space. We listen as Old Granny Penny can't even tickle the fancy of Rodger Moore despite James just humping his way across the world. The boys discuss the bronzing of balls and the subsequent effect on oral pleasure, Oh James! Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast and help us try to get into the charts. Next Episodes film is Spiderman 3 so get ready to get your emo on! Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our twitter feed or facebook page and you could win a prize.

This is Halloween, Rob Zombie's Halloween, Rape and Boobs all around. This time the JumpCast tackle the film with the most logical flaws in the history of recorded time. Seriously, Rob Zombie makes Akiva Goldsman look like William Goldman. Not cool Beardy, not cool. We decide to give Myers a voice too, sometimes its like Barney, sometimes more like Austin Powers. Just listen... Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast and help us try to get into the charts. The film for next episode is Moonraker. Da da DAAAAA DAAAAA da da da Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our twitter feed or facebook page and you could win a prize.

Aye Robot more like! In the first episode of the second series the boys return to their roots (Will Smith Films that start with "I") and watch Will Smith express himself by throwing bikes at people to save bullets in his quest to rid the world of robots. As we find out he's a robacist (racist against robots) and will stop at nothing to stop Hal 9000, sorry I mean VIKI from ending the human race. Listen out for Steve the Beef getting told to go home to his bed too! Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast and help us try to get into the charts. Next Episodes film is . Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our twitter feed or facebook page and you could win a prize.

The boys take a little bit of breathing room, and have a wee bit of a catch up episode. We are going to not discuss a movie this time, but rather take some time to give you some background on us and the podcast. We will discuss such things as how the podcast formed, what films we love and the guests we have been luck enough to have on the show. Hope you enjoy this little breather episode, and we will be back with our anniversary episode 'I, Robot' next time. Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast and help us try to get into the charts. T he film for next episode is I, Robot (or in Scotland, Aye, Robot). Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our twitter feed, or facebook page and you could win a prize.

Nobody puts baby in the corner (because nobody can fit her nose in). Hear the Don’t Jump the Shark boys learn how to dance the pod-dango under the instruction of Siobhan (@sbrown87). We’ve strapped on our dancing bra’s and tight black wifebeaters before some vigorous reviewing of this movie beloved by women everywhere. Does it jump the shark? We’ll see, but one thing’s for sure moustache-abortion is a funny topic. Listen in to see if we can learn all the moves in time for the synchronised dance routine at the end with the dreamy… Jerry Orbach! Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast and help us try to get into the charts. Next will be a special update with the guys and their plans for upcoming films guests and events. Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our twitter feed or facebook page and you could win a prize.

I am the LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! This episode we suffer through the comic ruination that is Judge Dredd. Gasp as he takes off his helmet after 2 minutes. Groan as he teams up with racist hobbit Rob Schneider. Seethe as he kisses Judge Hershey, and smiles all over the place. Did no-one read the source material? This one was suggested by @greencapt, he hates us. Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast and help us try to get into the charts. The film for next episode is Dirty Dancing where @sbrown87 will join us, and for your info, we did NOT put her in a corner . Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our twitter feed, or facebook page, and you could win a prize.

Ryan Reynolds is at it again using his super power of destroying comic book movies with his quirky-ness this time they didn’t even stitch his mouth up! 2011’s Green Lantern here gets ruined to the point Grant’s pretty sure it was Grey lantern he was watching. Guesting on the podcast this week is Green Lantern fan (though not of the film as we find out) Rob (@rob_flett). Join us as we travel from Coast city to the far reaches of the galaxy, (none of which seems to bother Reynolds) and remember wait until your married to wear the orange ring! Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast and help us try to get into the charts. Next Episodes film is Judge Dredd. Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our twitter feed or facebook page and you could win a prize.

Yo-ho-ho, and a bucket of cum. We watched another movie, this one lasted for 3 weeks and left us both with a lasting case of PTWAD. That stands for Post Traumatic Wooden Acting Disorder. This time we went for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, yes we like you JD, but everyone else is horrific. Follow us on Twitter @DontJumpShark Feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast, and help us try to get into the charts The film for next episode will be Green Lantern.

Transformers, robots in plain sight. This episode Michael Bay attempts to destroy our childhood and inadvertently makes some decent parts too. Join us as we sift through the wreckage of this film to find the good parts with our special guest Transformers fan Chris (@wawawawawardy). This epic journey will see us on the quest for something, no not the cube/matrix but a fight scene where you can tell what on earth is going on! Our Facebook competition to appear on the show is still ongoing, so if you haven’t already, like us on Facebook. Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast and help us try to get into the charts. Next Episodes film is Pirates of the Carribean 2. Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our twitter feed or facebook page and you could win a prize.

Have you watched every single film in the last year, in the hope we would mention it? Well dear listener, this is the episode for you. We take films that have come out in the last year, some good and most mainly bad, and discuss them. Then we look forward to films yet to come, will Taken 2 drop a Megaton on you? Listen to us turn 21 in style with a special episode. Follow us on Twitter @DontJumpShark Feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast, and help us try to get into the charts The film for next episode will be Transformers (the Steve the Beef one).

How do you like your vampires? Creepy, abusive, great at climbing, driving Volovos and sparkling? Well we've got the film for you. Theres a lot going on in this film so keep your eyes on the plot, oh no wait all the plot is in the last 30 mins, you can sleep for the rest of it. This podcast also has an interesting intermisson game where we recite some fan fiction (don't worry no "fifty shades of grey") and ask you to vote for which is worse on twitter and facebook with the hashtags #teamgrant or #teamross. Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review on itunes if you like this podcast and help us try to get into the charts. Next Episode is our Summer Special, so remember your trunks! Post a summer film you thinks Jumps the Shark on our twitter feed or facebook page and you could win a prize.

We give it the ol' razzle dazzle this episode as we tackle our first Musical, and Best Picture Winner: Chicago! The boys have another guest on, this one is from Glasgow. To be honest she is a bit boob obsessed in this episode. Never a bad thing though is it? Follow us on Twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast, and help us try to get into the charts. The film for next episode is Twilight. Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our Twitter feed, or Facebook page and you could win a prize.

It's a Wedding heist gone wrong, starring Vince Vaghn, Owen Wilson and Christopher Walken, prepare for some... romantic comedy? Yes it was the wrong choice of genre, straight out the gate, it screamed comedy but the insisted, no lets make it a romantic comedy. No Hollywood! bad boy/girl! Robert Cudmore (@RobCudmore) joins us to motorboat this film all the way into those shark-infested waters, won't you join us? Otherwise Isla Fisher will find you! Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast and help us try to get into the charts. Next Episodes film is Chicago. Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our twitter feed or facebook page and you could win a prize.

How do you like your action movie? With unintentional homoeroticism, and dashings of slo-mo? Boy, do we have the film for you! 300 is an action movie with a difference, complete lack of action for a start. Just listen, and see if we can work out where in Greece these accents are supposed to be from. Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast and help us try to get into the charts. Next Episode's film is Wedding Crashers. Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our twitter feed or facebook page and you could win a prize.

Oh pretty woman, walking down the... watch out for that skateboard with a knife in it! Yes Richard Gere is here to treat Julia Roberts like a peice of rubbish and get away with it in this film, watch as he does a lot more than just snap a box shut on her fingers. Will the boys be able to get past the shopping montages? Well they have drafted in their first ever female guest host to help them. Listen and find out if there really is a happy ending after all (there were a few for Richard Geres character anyway!) Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast and help us try to get into the charts. Next Episodes film is 300. Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our twitter feed or facebook page and you could win a prize.