Don't Jump The Shark

It doesn't feel like two years since we started, well for you it probably does. Follow us on this special episode as we go to a world where no one has seen Star Trek and your best bet for a Tech guy is the buff Jeff Goldblum not Brent Spinner (Star Treks Data). Good luck getting through this film in one sitting! Follow us on Twitter @DontJumpShark Facebook likes always appreciated: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Emails can be sent to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com

In space, androids will watch you dream Prometheus is an awful film. This is what I choose to believe. Why not give us one trillion dollars so we can investigate why it is bad? That would be nice. Our pal Renton guests on this one, we needed to split the anger 4 ways on this one. Is it really as bad as folks say? Ooooo, Lets investigate with our biologist chum, oh….. we are lost. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Twitter: @dontjumpshark Send us an email at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com The film for next episode is Independence Day. It will be done as a commentary, just trying to stretch an extra comedy muscle y’all.

Karl Urban Vs The Rock. On Mars and on Earth. With a B.F.G. between them. Nano walls, monsters, rednecks (well one), and a zombie monkey! Oh my! Welcome to the film adaptation of the popular video game.

Lets take the most expensive boat trip ever to the Sega rave! That's right, take out the film blow on it and then put it back in and switch it on. There's lots more problems with this film than the outdated system it's running on. Uwe Boll helms this ship destined to jump the shark from the outset. But is it really all that bad? Come along and find out, all aboard the pervert boat! Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Twitter: @dontjumpshark Send us an email at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com

Bob’s Choice – Hitman (2007) Join the Jumpers as we shave our heads (Grant didn’t have to) and get a tattoo on our heads (Ross didn’t have to) as we learn how to fire a gun at unsuspecting civilians (Bob didn’t have to). Our computer game season continues with a whimper as we take aim at Hitman. This is our 50th episode so why not bake us a cake? Fun Fact our episode is LONGER THAN THE FILM. Go on give us a follow on Facebook: Don’t Jump the Shark Film podcast Or on Twitter: @DontJumpShark Emails appreciated to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com The film for the next episode is House of the Dead, Post your Jump the Shark moment on any of our social media for a chance to win a prize!

Trouble with zombies is they don't really rhyme with anything, we discovered. That and other troubling details emerge in this latest episode about the 2002 "classic" film, 'Resident Evil'. The game series that spawned that re-spawned the game series, it's a corporate love machine that just keeps rolling these things out. But while the games are still relatively playable, the film series seems more convoluted and muddled than ever before. And it all started here . . .

Why would we do a film with Paul Walker in it? Just hope we do not DODGE the question. Is Vin Diesel in this one? UnFORDunately, Vin wasn't inVOLVOed. DATSUN good one! YU-GO girl! Ok I will stop doing that now, the film for this episode is 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003). This film stars, UGH, Paul Walker. Stay still while I vomit. We vroom our way through the lows and lows of this one. This was Ross’s choice, and his wish is our command. Please don’t hit us Ross….you beast! Ok one last pun…I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked. Go on give us a follow on Facebook: Don’t Jump the Shark Film podcast Or on Twitter: @DontJumpShark Emails appreciated to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com The film for the next episode is Resident Evil: Post your Don’t Jump the Shark moment on any of our social media for a chance to win a prize!

Here's an Episode we recorded for the Pubcast crew in their attemt to get podcasters from all around the world to record their own Pubcast Episode. For ours we took a more relaxed look at a seminal scottish classic "Highlander", discusses the sad passing on Iain Banks and the new Superman movie before revealing embarrasing moments from our formative years. You have been warned the audio isn't great (It was recorded in a pub after all) but the show was a good laugh and there were no edit points so you get to hear us thinking!

Here's the eagerly anticipated part two of our Sphere episode technical problems are one of my fears and this caused a giant squid to scare our computer (jerry) into throwing a tantrum! never fear part two is here.

Da da da da da da da DA da da da DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA –DA DA DA DA DADA DAAAAAAAAAAA DAAAAA Hulk Hogan, Mr T. Rocky 3. Nuff’ said. Go on give us a follow on Facebook: Don’t Jump the Shark Film podcast Or on Twitter: @DontJumpShark Emails appreciated to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com The film for the next episode is 2 Fast 2 Furious, Post your Don’t Jump the Shark moment on any of our social media for a chance to win a prize!

What’s your deepest Sphere? That’s the premise of this film, our deepest fear is created by a Sphere from the future/past. So for the DJTS boys that would be a film where Vigo the Carpathian team up to make a film jump the shark on purpose then. Listen in as we hear Mr. Mumbles (Hoffman) and the Human Black Hole (Liev Schreiber) tackle an alien ball 20,000 leagues under the sea. We hear all about the struggles Sam Jackson has with having a shower in peace and the recipe for the perfect Scottish rubbish bin. The terrors of the deep (jellyfish and eggs, seriously!) come out and terrorise what could’ve been a good film. Go on give us a follow on Facebook: Don’t Jump the Shark Film podcast Or on Twitter: @DontJumpShark Emails appreciated to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com The film for the next episode is Rocky III, Post your Don’t Jump the Shark moment on any of our social media for a chance to win a prize!

Title is one letter out….. With a brand new co-host on board, we hose down the poop deck and expand our Mavy month with stinker Battleship (2012). We’ll hear the DJTS boys talk their way through racism and non-acting. Standard fare for us really. There’s a mumbling performance and a half from Liam Neeson, lie back and think of the paycheck Mr Third Leg. All Aboard!!!! Go on give us a follow on Facebook: Don’t Jump the Shark Film podcast Or on Twitter: @DontJumpShark Emails appreciated to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com The film for the next episode is Sphere, Post your Don’t Jump the Shark moment on any of our social media for a chance to win a prize!

YAKETY YAK! Arnie’s back! With a creepy growling twin in the form of Danny Devito. We’ll hear the DJTS boys talk their way through this film where Arnie’s constantly flashing his little Devito. There’s a pavement that’s got a grudge with some poor bystanders face and Ivan Reitman keeps forgetting the difference between a rural island and a desert island. We manage to power our way through with the use of my new favourite website IMCDB and reminiscence about Ant and Dec. Lets get ready to rumble! Go on give us a follow on Facebook: Don’t Jump the Shark Film podcast Or on Twitter: @DontJumpShark Emails appreciated to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com The film for the next episode is Battleship, Post your Don’t Jump the Shark moment on any of our social media for a chance to win a prize!

Oh folks, this one is a doozy. I guarantee you will not find a film with more logical flaws than Speed 2: Cruise Control(1997). The film was directed by Dutch (Yes, that is why we do that weird vague European impression) director Jan De Bont. Do you like Jason Patric? No, me neither. Our most frequent guest host Bob, suggested this for us and forced us to watch it too. He nearly made Grant watch it twice before he realised what was going on. Just some notes for this episode: Sometimes we call Temura Morrison by his real name, sometimes Jango Fett, sorry for the confusion! To submit your ideas for episodes head over to twitter and post to @DontJumpShark. Go and give us a follow on Facebook: Don’t Jump the Shark Film podcast We never told you what the next film will be……………Twins!

Michael Fassbender returns to our hallowed screen to screw his way through the population of America in SHAME (2011). A film without plot, theme or character, somehow still manages to annoy me a LOT. Seriously, he has sex; I have described the whole bloody film to you. This film also stars Hairy Mulligan, as his sister, Sissy. Not shown on screen is his dog, Dogsy. This episode was suggested by @slimbosquest, who was also nice enough to guest for it. To submit your ideas for episodes head over to twitter and post to @DontJumpShark. Go and give us a follow on Facebook: Don’t Jump the Shark Film podcast Or on Twitter: @DontJumpShark Emails appreciated to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com The film for the next episode is Speed 2: Cruise Control, Post your Don’t Jump the Shark moment on any of our social media for a chance to win a prize!

Ben Affleck portrays blind comic book hero Daredevil as the Don’t Jump the Shark boys try to work out where the award winning director/actor came from because he was certainly hidden well in this film. Listen as Jon Faverau shines as the best character in this film (yes you read that correctly) and Jennifer Garner divides opinion. Who’ll win out in this battle between good and evil, certainly not the music of 2003 anyway that’s for sure! This episode was suggested by @maiafire to submit your ideas for episodes head over to twitter and post to @DontJumpShark. Go on give us a follow on Facebook: Don’t Jump the Shark Film podcast Or on Twitter: @DontJumpShark Emails appreciated to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com The film for the next episode is Shame, Post your Don’t Jump the Shark moment on any of our social media for a chance to win a prize!

Hello fine audience. Did you want us to do a Chick Flick? Well tough, we did it anyway. This one has Shatner in it so is just inherently awesome. This episode we cover Miss Congeniality, and have a whale of a time with it too. Oh wait, that whale was Shatner. Just for the record Benjamin Bratt is the worst THING ever. Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark Feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast, and help us try to get into the charts. The film for the next episode is Daredevil.

The Cruise missile is back and this time he’s got his eye set on Glenrothes local Dougray Scott. Watch Tom soil himself when he realises he’s convinced the crew not to give him any safety rope and now he’s half way up a mountain and those special powers of his aint working. Listen in as the Don’t Jump the Shark boys kill the big boss at the end using a SNES and a WWF Wrestlemania Cartridge. Prepare yourself for an onslaught of 10 minute plastic surgery and quipy lines no Scotsman would ever say! Go on give us a follow on Facebook: Don’t Jump the Shark Film podcast Or on Twitter: @DontJumpShark Emails appreciated to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Next episodes film is Miss Congeniality, Post your Don’t Jump the Shark moment on any of our social media for a chance to win a prize!

The JumpCast lads travel to the great barrier at the centre of the universe, to tackle the unimaginable together. Yes, we are fighting against the incomparable Ego of William Shatner. He really hates those side characters, huh? They hate him too though. This film is hilarious at every point except when they make jokes. I know this podcast like the back of my hand (THUMP) ooooowwwww. Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark Feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast, and help us try to get into the charts. The film for next Episode is Mission Impossible 2 (or MI:2 if you are an idiot). Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our twitter feed or Facebook page and you could win a prize.

WAR! And politics and Anakin Frank moaning about his promotion rather than being glad the Nazis didn’t get him. Yep despite this being cram packed with Star Wars type things it ends up coming of looking like something a fanboy put together in a lunch break whilst on work experience at Skywalker Sound. Come listen to us Barbeque this film with our UNLIMITED POWER! How would you like your Sith Lord prepared (I’m afraid we only have charred left). Prepare yourself George Lucas’ Outer Rim is about to get Kit Fisto’d by the Don’t Jump The Shark boys and their special guest James Donaldson (@DonaldJameson) Go on give us a follow on Facebook: Don’t Jump the Shark Film podcast Or on Twitter: @DontJumpShark Emails appreciated to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Next episodes film is Star Trek V, Post your Don’t Jump the Shark moment on any of our social media for a chance to win a prize!