Abe Kanan

Episode 140 topics... 1. New iPhone update 2. Rule followers and retention department follow up tip 3. Bass used to get people in Compton high limit credit cards 4. Kids who get held back in school 5. Rick Pitino scandal 6. People who say high school was their best years 7. Blue Chips the movie 8. Abe Vegas trip 9. People who do things that they see in movies 10. What will be on our wills 11. Angry crowd at NIN concert 12. Angry guys who drink coffee with a shoyt of oil 13. Different Strokes had a lot of dark episodes 14. Run from your angry boyfriend --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 139 topics... 1. Worst sideline reporter ever 2. Worst apology ever 3. TSA guy repeating horrible catch phrase 4. Hickeys and how do people go about getting them 5. Fight attendant went out of his way to act straight 6. Sitting in emergency aisle 7. Has anyone in emergency aisle ever helped people on flight 8. People who don't know the McDonalds menu 9. Gynecologist gloves --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 138 topics... 1. Weird lady answered Sam's old land line number 2. Kyrie Irving trade 3. Sam and Bass should be breaking trade news reporters 4. Jon Jones tested positive for steroids again 5. Chuck E. Cheese band is retiring 6. Kids who went to the bathroom in ball bin 7. Kids should have trackers and a blue spray 8. Calling off work techniques 9. Diarrhea is the best excuse to get out of doing something 10. The solar eclipse 11. Ivan Drago coming back to Rocky series in Creed 2 12. Abe hid in bedroom from grocery delivery guy --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 137 topics... 1. Bass' Los Angeles trip 2. Bass slept at a random radio station 3. Sleeping at airport 4. People who hold torches 5. People who care about Robert E. Lee 6. The only statue Abe cares about is the Rocky statue 7. Ric Flair update 8. Abe's parked car got hit and had an unpleasant dealing with city 9. Guys who eat ribs at tow truck places 10. Tow truck people treat you like a criminal 11. Strippers have strong knees and knee pads --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 136 topics... 1. Bass staying with Ryan in Los Angeles fiasco 2. The Ryan, Bass, and Lady Gaga connection 3. Weird guy that Abe met who pooped himself 4. Abe watched a Cosby Show marathon. Is that wrong? 5. Alice and Vicky the robot were slaves 6. Sex robots 7. Guys who add liquor to everything 8. Watermelon and Noah's Ark 9. Lions at the zoo compared to wild Lions --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 135 topics... 1. The slot machine controversy 2. Swearing to God as a little kid was like a lie detector test 3. Abe's Roulette strategy failed him 4. Abe produced an Ice Cube joint 5. Abe's legendary rapper impressions 6. Sam always wanted a Naughty by Nature hoodie 7. Chris Christie looks like Humpty Dumpty 8. The Chris Christie Cubs game altercation 9. Steve Jobs wife on yacht with new boyfriend 10. People who fight for dead peoples money 11. The overly dramatic tough guy at a funeral 12. The Sugar Shack controversy 13. Scumbags always have broken limbs and band aids on face 14. The Kendall Jenner Tupac shirt 15. Guys who purposely mispronounce rapper names --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 134 topics... 1. Abe's can't miss roulette strategy 2. The wasp massacre on Abe's balcony 3. Rocky was an A-hole 4. Guy bought Just for Men and depends 5. Kids should buy stuff off Amazon and sell at school 6. Pawn shops and Abe's greatest score 7. Craigslist experiences 8. Guys who just want a hot meal 9. Abe might be allergic to lions and tigers --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 133 topics... 1. The twenty year Tom Petty controversy 2. Going to concerts as a kid was hard 3. Sam was double slighted 4. Abe makes good after twenty years of animosity from Sam 5. Danny Gaga didn't take Sam to Great America 6. Family at White Sox game that was covered in Mustard 7. Shoot the Bull tournament and flag football 8. Bill Belichick's photo shoot 9. The stolen money controversy --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 132 topics... 1. People who strategically place guitars behind them in videos 2. People who lie 3. Abe's interrogation technique 4. Proper pronunciations of Street Fighter characters 5. People who open up fire hydrants 6. Guy with single nipple ring 7. Michael Jordan has worst style ever 8. Jay the Gay's gay type of gay men descriptions. http://www.rebelcircus.com/blog/twink-bear-wolf-a-guide-to-the-types-of-gay-men/ 9. Which group Abe, Sam, and Bass fall into --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 131 topics... 1. Vin Armani joins the podcast... www.VinArmani.com 2. Vin's weekend rate is $10,000 3. Vin's real name and identity 4. Story about guy who had sex with a pig 5. Germaphobe escorts 6. Tips on how to get women 7. Peak Hotness 8. Style tips 9. A list celebrity stories 10. White girl on beach with "N' word tattooed on her arm --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 130 topics... 1. Abe accidentally shaved beard 2. Abe's current beard... https://goo.gl/images/OYeC9f 3. X-Pac got a yeast infection 4. Bill Maher controversy 5. Bass feud with Man versus food guy 6. Bass made a food show pilot https://youtu.be/nm-_5R7gN6E 7. Tiger that fired blanks and other tiger videos 8. Former child actors who are now an eye sore 9. The legend of Big Dave --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 129 topics... 1. Matthew Stromer joins Abe. www.hipbattersea.com 2. Guy kept waving at Abe pool and followed to shower 3. Showering in high school 4. Celebrities running for President 5. Steaks with ketchup 6. Grey Poupon controversy 7. Rocky in beginning of music montage can't do anything 8. Rocky 3 and if Adrian had sex with Clubber Lang 9. Karate Kid 3 and Daniel Larusso's bad luck with women 10. Mr. T and Adrian scene sex scene that was cut out of Rocky 3 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 128 topics... 1. Marty Casey joins Abe. www.martycaseymusic.com 2. Abe and Ryan stole Marty's seats at Cubs game 3. Chris Cornell tributes 4. Musicians being political 5. Onesie's 6. Rock Star INXS show 7. Reality TV inner workings 8. Groupies 9. Song writers selling their songs and making millions 10. Parents screaming out window to call in kids 11. Abe and Marty grew up in the golden age 12. A legal way to change your middle name 13. Abraham Maximus Kanan 14. Operation HOT TOWEL 15. Massage parlors should make guy use his own sock --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 127 topics... 1. King Friday's kingdom 2. Sister Act and other Whoopi Goldberg movies 3. Star Wars fans who claim to love obscure characters 4. Alice from the Brady Bunch's uniform 5. Hipsters should be on MySpace 6. People who make negative comments online 7. Metal Band names --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 126 topics... 1. Abe's daily decisions and dunking a basketball 2. Strippers and Nannies are the most fertile people 3. Athletes refusal to wear condoms 4. Michael Jordan in social media era would have been must see 5. Caitlyn should get a Kardashian ass 6. Kids shouldn't be forced to shower together 7. Guy Abe saw saw at red light who loved the Scorpions --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 125 topics... 1. April the Giraffe 2. Giraffe's enter the world with a horrible ten foot drop 3. Riot Fest and Lollapalooza 4. Guys who like free VIP areas 5. People who get drugs for bands 6. Wu Tang Clan horrible t-shirt tribute to ODB 7. Bass "partying" with Dennis Rodman 8. Blind guy had sex with girl and after asked Abe if she was hot 9. Bass and Abe have a real life scene from the movie The Fugitive --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 124 topics... 1. Abe and Bass played basketball at United Center 2. Abe and Bass' greatest sports moments 3. Old people who still think adults are children 4. Viagra on steroids commercial 5. Magnums and petites 6. Tupac tribute had a lot of swearing 7. Hulk hogan and Ric Flair have a pass for bad behavior 8. This podcast is Abe's neck tattoo 9. Shaking hands should be replaced by bowing --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 123 topics... 1. Vicious text threads 2. Alberto Del Rio's profanity laced wedding invitation 3. Abe wouldn't care if Bass stole his car 4. The myth of Mike the Enforcer 5. Guy at open mic said Chappelle stole his material 6. Weight loss and running 5 K's 7. People who run in 5 K's 8. People who wear the race number on their chest hours after race 9. Guys who scream at you to do things you don't have to do 10. Kid's who have a bunch of trophy's 11. Abe's Uncle built his first place pine wood derby car 12. Abey and Gordy 13. People who say high school was their greatest years 14. People who take two bites at the same time 15. Garth Brooks doesn't play the third verse of biggest hit --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 122 topics... 1. Fake band performances 2. Sex with Larry Flynt must suck 3. Jerry Krause death 4. Bass' fake recorder with no batteries in locker room 5. Most reporters in locker rooms seem like perverts 6. Tom Brady jersey found quicker than Bin Laden 7. Bass' infant son loves boobs 8. Libraries now have hot women and DVD's 9. Streaming networks and Netflix 10. Our phones are like baby bottles 11. The Pope is on Twitter 12. Hostage situation at Walmart --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 121 topics... 1. WWE's Paige in sex video 2. Every sex tape is must see 3. Old school wrestlers in sex tapes 4. Mix Master Mike got Booed at Guns n' Roses concert 5. Dumb people are easy to make happy 6. Ted Nugent's homophobic remark that made crowd howl 7. It's impossible to be as happy as the Ted Nugent crowd 8. Buying condoms ala carte --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support