Abe Kanan

Episode 110 topics... 1. Taking shirt off when eating 2. Sam's claim that Abe ate off of cardboard 3. Messy foods 4. Things that are similar with babies and old people 5. Abe want's to go out like Jim Morrison minus the overdose 6. Guy at casino looked horrible and was bragging about his looks 7. The Dark Knight jacket 8. Sam's Trump comparison to Abe 9. Sam's thoughts on election 10. Getting on knees over 30 is hard 11. Two finger challenge and dumb internet challenges --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 109 topics... 1. New David Blaine special 2. The Bass ponytail kickstarter 3. Steroid cheats in NFL 4. President Obama and Ted Nugent 5. Regular Milk benefits and detractors 6. Cats could puke every day and not care --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 108 topics... 1. Cubs shock wave effect 2. People who live in "the bush" 3. Guy at Chipotle was mad when he saw "agua" sign 4. Why don't body shops ever know when work will be done? 5. Abe's shitty rental car 6. Blind guy without a stick 7. Adults who still talk about high school football 8. The Bass ponytail --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 107 topics... 1. Darlene's depressed years on Roseanne 2. Cubs and election social media posts 3. Linkedin is creepy 4. The door knob and safety game 5. Cubs and Sox 6. Steroid wing in hall of fame 7. Abe used to think Latino people were white as a kid 8. All guys school and pranks on teachers 9. Lady did Abe's sandwich scam with Bologna 10. Deli's need to evolve 11. Abe got hit by a semi truck 12. People whose voices change around different people 13. People in lines to vote look like they haven't left house in years 14. People who say they need to make an appearance at a party 15. Go-to lies when you don't want to go somewhere 16. Racist pet names --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 106 topics... 1. Larsa Pippen leaving Scottie Pippen 2. Scottie is know for having big junk 3. Michael Jordan competitive about everything including junk 4. Suge Knight accusations about Dr. Dre trying to kill him 5. Dre and Suge both have a kid with the same woman 6. The Undertaker went to Cavaliers game in full outfit 7. Jared from Subway's wife suing Subway 8. Jared was a catch in Indiana --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 105 topics... 1. Sox and cubs fans 2. People who fight at sports games 3. Amy Schumer, Madonna, and Ann Coulter 4. Abe won $5000 in poker tournament 5. Guy named "Cutler" kept talking about Jay Cutler 6. Swearing to God 7. People should have to claim their poop after effects 8. Unhealthy Trump supporters 9. People who participate in Movember 10. Young men are missing a manly chromosome 11. Abe and Sam's disagreement about waitresses --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 104 topics... 1. Is there anything Donald Trump could do to lose his supporters 2. Trump supporters that would let Donald have sex with their wives 3. Men who hold down women 4. Chicago marathon and the runners with balls hanging out 5. Derrick Rose might be the dumbest human being on Earth 6. Abe's new life hack involving stretching at urinal 7. The search for Abraham Bass on Facebook 8. Tips on getting into radio --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 103 topics... 1. The lasagna that ruined Abe's day 2. Noah's Arc 3. Ric Flair sex stories and Halle Berry story 4. The baby from Nirvana's "Nevermind" recreated cover art 5. People who donate sperm 6. Do parents care about their kids junk size 7. Adopting adults --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 102 topics... 1. Sam's Arnold Palmer tribute 2. Tom Collins history 3. Jay Cutler reminds Abe of fake puking in grade school 4. Sam's work and life advice 5. Slob who had sandwich remnants on face for entire meal 6. Kid whose parents wanted him to throw lefty 7. People who share straws and joints 8. Abe's tip for guys who pass joints to strangers 9. Cocaine users should use paper or straws instead of dollar bills 10. George W. Bush would have been hilarious on cocaine 11. Xaralto lawsuit 12. The sex crazed tortoise that saved his species --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 101 topics... Jay the Gay joins us for a NSFW podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 100 topics... 1. Sam in Las Vegas compared to Abe 2. Misfits reunion concert in Denver 3. Danzig's ridiculous song intro's 4. People who wear Misfits gear are usually posers 5. Denver smells like weed 6. Lots of white homeless people in Denver 7. Smoking weed with homeless people 8. Abe as a homeless man 9. Skin tags grow back 10. Abe plans on winning big this weekend 11. This is our 100th episode of podcast 12. Would podcast continue without Abe 13. Reenactment of us doing podcast as old men 14. Abe taught a guy at gym an important lesson 15. People who act sick 16. Guy on Denver Train told story about crowds 17. Farting in mosh pits --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 99 topics... 1. Guy died from a hickey 2. You can't die in your dreams 3. Brock Lesnar kissed a guy on the head 4. Hulk Hogan unblocked a guy with a funny Twitter name 5. Bass was on Steve Harvey show and was given instructions 6. Joey Fatone has hit an all time low 7. Abe's neighbor chased down guy who stole Abe's mail 8. Sam got an extra box of dog treats 9. Farting in elevator 10. Listener questions --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 98 topics... 1. Suge Knight and Straight Outta Compton 2. Celebrities who still have an aura 3. A Tony Romo reality show would be horrible 4. Guns N' Roses begging models to come to their shows 5. Brothers of celebrities who lie and say they are the celebrity 6. Low level celebrities treated like stars at crappy clubs 7. The Twinkie guy bought Playboy Mansion 8. Hugh Hefner's brother 9. Keith Hefner's widow's tweets and hashtags 10. Paul Stanley was the original Rick Roll 11. Osama Bin Laden could have been the greatest swimmer ever 12. Abe's pathetic swimming incidents --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Evil Dave Letterman is a reoccurring character on the Howard Stern show. For 3 years I hosted "The Abe Kanan Show" on SiriusXM Howard 101. During that time, I worked with Evil Dave from Chicago every time he had an appearance. This was by far my favorite! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 97 topics... 1. Doo Wop could end gang violence 2. Abe accidentally scared a guy in parking lot 3. Boob guys 4. Thirsty guys at Bachelor parties 5. Perverted gymnastics coaches 6. Questioning liars 7. People who give their kids dumb names 8. Apple's equal pay initiative has one problem --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 96 topics... 1. Abe and President Obama birthdays 2. New radio studios 3. Construction workers at radio stations with drills 4. Orlando Bloom junk pictures 5. Guys who take off their shirts at parties 6. Ass cleavage shorts 7. Ass to ass rock stars 8. Things that need to be updated 9. Warren Sapp is a relationship deal breaker 10. Relationship deal breakers 11. Angry hot dog chef 12. Abe was grossed out by elotes guy 13. Draymond Green junk on Snap Chat 14. Abe's lightning fast credit card rejection --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 95 topics... 1. Levy Media Anniversary 2. Fake radio jobs 3. The internet is better than a lot of colleges 4. Sam explains why he wouldn't vote for Abe for President 5. Abe gives good advice to everyone himself 6. Skin tags grow back 7. Danny Gaga thought WWE draft was real 8. Danny Gaga makes return to podcast 9. Guy who doesn't let other men under his hood --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 94 topics... 1. Brock Lesnar fails second steroid test 2. Old man from Pawn Stars death hoax 3. People who beg for free tickets 4. Guns N' Roses talk 5. People who aren't smart 6. Radio surveys 7. Abe's latest bathroom incident 8. Ariel Winter from Modern Family grosses us out 9. Elvis impersonator took dump at McDonalds 10. The age when tripping isn't funny 11. Abe saved a bird --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 93 topics... 1. Dwyane Wade coming to the Chicago Bulls 2. Abe doesn't think players should be loyal to teams 3. People who are still shooting off fireworks 4. Amateur firework shows always end badly 5. Guns N' Roses concert recap 6. Fat guy was wearing see-through shorts 7. UFC 200 in Las Vegas trip 8. People who ask things that they could google --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 92 topics... 1. The snooze button is like being a hostage 2. Morning mask invention 3. Sam's asshole 5AM text 4. If Sam had a kid, he would do a lot of screaming 5. Sam says that Abe sleeps like a dog 6. Abe wants to put up signs with rules at his gym 7. People who still use checks 8. Sludge sent Abe a creepy check with a virtual slap in the face 9. Game of Thrones finale recap 10. George RR Martin loves YouPorn --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support