Radaptation

 *This Episode Was Recorded In Front Of A Live Studio Audience* This week we shock no one and spend our time talking about movies that prominently feature Nazi Killing. Yknow, America's second favorite 1940's hobby, second only to rebuilding a nation broken by Capitalism! We brought on our good friend and videographer Eric "Good Eric" Jordan Elkin to help us out with some ideas. In this episode you'll hear some bad puns, the seeds being planted to have Jordan Peele replace Edgar Wright as our go to director, and a look into the sick and twisted minds of Thomas and Good Eric who have strikingly similar thought processes. Good Eric also gave us the big idea for next week: ALIEN INVASIONS.  Now Playing: Triumph of the Jill Back to the Fuhrer Adolf Hitter Hell or Heil Water --------------------­----------------------------------------­--------------- Ideas used: Second Born‏ @AdamLeezy  A young girl of 13 discovers a pair of old glasses, while looking through these she can see the true nature of people. Whils

 In a bold brand new method, Eric and Thomas combine two suggestions into what is most definitely their nastiest idea ever. Thomas successfully pranks the shit out of Eric with an idea actually yknow what it's not a prank I just lied to my friend and chuckled about it. Sorry. Also sorry for losing steam half an hour in due to Eric and I having major technical difficulties. We don't make microphones we just make hits. Now Playing: Runs in the Family Supersize My Love Suns Out Guns Out --------------------­----------------------------------------­---------------------- Ideas used: jake scheidel‏ @JakeScheidel  I want to see a romcom with John cusack as the lead and The love interest to be Joan cusack! Sarah‏ @sarahkarolin  A world where bodily functions can be transferred between people. I can send some energy to someone who can't sleep. Send nausea to someone. Like I could pay someone to puke for me so I don't have to if I'm sick. Eric Jordan Elkin‏ @EricJordanElkin A man going through a divorce tries to p

Vroom vroom. Get your motor running. Head out on the highway. Lookin for adventure. And whatever comes my way. That's what I'm talking about baby this episode is like my favorite Pixar films: all Cars. Really fun kick ass episode listen pls Now Playing: Born to Run: Hot Rod in Real Life Quick and Angry 2: Flesh Car K.I.T.T. - The Unauthorized AUTO-biography --------------------­----------------------------------------­---------------------- Ideas used: jake scheidel‏ @JakeScheidel  A film version of Bruce Springsteen's Born to Run Franky Alvarado‏ @frankyxalvarado  Fast and Furious meets Transformers Dominic Talerico‏ @YesYouSirs  KIT from Nightriders bio pic. ---------------------­----------------------------------------­---------------------- Eric Lee and Thomas Stapleton takes your suggestions and ideas and adapt them into good movie pitches for the Hollywood big wigs who are straight up desperate for material. ----------------------­----------------------------------------­---------------------

This was a bit of a doozie of an episode because we had to do a weird recording style which involved me laying down on a couch but I don't think that really helped, but it's all good. Huge ups to our friends Jordan "Hollywood" Broadway from Austrailia. You can check him out on The Podfather on iTunes. We have a really poppin theme this week of JESUS CHRIST PODCASTER *to the tune of Jesus Christ Superstar* Thanks keep listening we love you. Hail Mary Jesus Royale The Cumming of Christ Martin Scorsese and Pixar Presents: the rest of the title Boss Baby 2: The Pacifier of The Christ --------------------­----------------------------------------­---------------------- Ideas used: jro‏ @juliapherneliaa Jesus returns fed up with the state of humanity and decides not to bring about salvation, but he's so good he saves people against his will jake scheidel‏ @JakeScheidel  Everyone who has ever played Jesus reprises their role to fight the others until there's One True Jesus Amy Edwards‏ @justlikeamy  Jesus rises f

Sci-fi stuff, We talked almost too long and too boring about Kanye West but at least it's original, kinda. Fuck Spider-Man. Fuck Planet of the Apes. Also you know when they show musicals in theaters does anyone go to those? Probably not huh? So how come no one will air this podcast in a theater? Makes you think. Anyway Eric has never yelled at me for my non sequitor descriptions of this podcast so this is basically my ESPN Talking Head show. Thanks, as always. I'm Tommy.  Star Trek: Kanye West Mom’s Need Mars Terrible Terry and the End of the Universe ---------------------­----------------------------------------­---------------------- Ideas used: Sarah‏ @sarahkarolin Captain Kanye of the USS Enterprise   Murphy‏ @Jesus_H_Pharaoh Moms Need Mars. It's like Mars Needs Moms but the moms want to go to Mars. Eric Jordan Elkin‏ @EricJordanElkin  A high school bully finds a time machine and uses it to pick on people throughout history     ---------------------­------------------------

Listen up you chumps we had a a real funny episode so I'm gonna need you to listen. I pull up from half court with a deep Jim Cramer Mad Money reference and Eric and I both get triple doubles in Goofs/Bits/Salary Budgeting. Here da movies babies I love you all   Love is Blind The Last Zyrtec Terrence Howard’s Iron Man 2: Hustle and Flow ---------------------­----------------------------------------­---------------------- Ideas used: nah‏ @carrodactyl - one I wrote: blind french woman falls in love with nazi radio operator in occupied france, hearing his broadcasts on her illegal radio   Gino Savarino‏ @gino_savarino  - movie idea: The Last Zyrtec. synopsis: a bunch of people with really bad allergies have to fight to the death for the last Zyrtec Eric Jordan Elkin‏ @EricJordanElkin  - A crazed Terrence Howard tries to singlehandedly make his own iron man sequels after finds out he's been replaced by Don Cheadle     ---------------------­----------------------------------------­

I didn't write a description for this because I napped and saw Edgar Wright's "Baby Driver", the greatest film ever made. So, sorry Eric. The Ballad of Jeremy : : : Foot Forward Space Colon Perry Hotter or the Republican’s Water Balloon Zoo Mortgage : (Colon) : The Truckist     ---------------------­----------------------------------------­---------------------- Ideas used: Eric Jordan Elkin‏ @EricJordanElkin - push out their fifth member and the fifth member plots his revenge   Nate Thompson‏ @natepthomps - Reverse Harry Potter. slurmp‏ @danwaltonno - A semi truck becomes sentient and has a summer bake sale to save the local zoo. Unbeknownst to him, he pollutes the earth with his fumes     ---------------------­----------------------------------------­---------------------- Eric Lee and Thomas Stapleton takes your suggestions and ideas and adapt them into good movie pitches for the Hollywood big wigs who are straight up desperate for material. ----------------------­-------

This week we present a very special episode where we like almost don't do an idea but do, congratulate a good friend, and I proclaim I hate this episode and Eric tells me I actually am wrong and it's a good one. Our movies this week are:  The Cleanse Guantanamo Pirate Bay Tim Burton presents: Camille The Camel and Steven the Sassy Scorpion’s Good Fun Happy Hour: Nothing is Evil About This Movie - Don't Worry, Your Kids Will Love it Isn't that fancy new formatting we can all grow to love? Does anyone read these? Please read this.  ---------------------­----------------------------------------­---------------------- Ideas used: Murphy‏ @Jesus_H_Pharaoh It's the opposite of the Purge. One night a year, crime is illegal. The other 364, it's legal. Sarah‏ @sarahkarolin Govt. opens several new prison camps for everyone who ever downloaded music or movies illegally. AERIEL  ☺‏ @hellasc animated feature about camels and the wild antics in the desert when 1 befriends a sassy scorpion n they defeat

This week we present a very special episode where we like almost don't do an idea but do, congratulate a good friend, and I proclaim I hate this episode and Eric tells me I actually am wrong and it's a good one. Our movies this week are:  The Cleanse Guantanamo Pirate Bay Tim Burton presents: Camille The Camel and Steven the Sassy Scorpion’s Good Fun Happy Hour: Nothing is Evil About This Movie - Don't Worry, Your Kids Will Love it Isn't that fancy new formatting we can all grow to love? Does anyone read these? Please read this.  ---------------------­----------------------------------------­---------------------- Ideas used: Murphy‏ @Jesus_H_Pharaoh It's the opposite of the Purge. One night a year, crime is illegal. The other 364, it's legal. Sarah‏ @sarahkarolin Govt. opens several new prison camps for everyone who ever downloaded music or movies illegally. AERIEL  ☺‏ @hellasc animated feature about camels and the wild antics in the desert when 1 befriends a sassy scorpion n they defeat

Eric and I are on vacation so this episode is from...THE PAST. Wow, spooky, right? This week we chit chat about some good stuff. Lots of good stuff I definitely remember. Did not forget what was said in this episode since we recorded it a week ago and my ass is on a whole different plane of existence right now. So like here's the titles and please listen to these fuckin absolutely righteous episode. Keeping Up the Act Amelia Landhart: Tractor Gal U.S.S. Cloverfield ---------------------­----------------------------------------­---------------------- Ideas used: Sarah‏ @sarahkarolin - SAT/ACT exec goes undercover to try and discover the source of teenage cheaters. But this guy is 30 pretending to be 17. Angus McDonald‏ @natepthomps - Amelia Landhart: Tractor Gal Becks @MissTheKeep -There's a planet out there in space that's resembles ours just in a miniature version .but they're so much more advanced in technology that they destroy their planet. They sent off emergency rockets that carry as

Here's 3 brand new movies for your Weekly Oscar Consideration VHS Boy Bungalow Beach Buddies, Baby(Quad B) Jeff's ---------------------­----------------------------------------­---------------------- Ideas used: Eric Jordan Elkin‏ @EricJordanElkin  An intense debt collector hunts down a person who has an unpaid blockbuster late fee from renting National Lampoon's Vacation in 1993. jro‏ @juliapherneliaa  Shitty/dangerous beach that everyone has a "great time" at because of trace amounts of lsd in water  Dominic Talerico‏ @YesYouSirs  A found footage film about 2 friends vlogging their entire trip 2 Europe, their plane crashes & they r the only 2 survivors, what happens? ---------------------­----------------------------------------­---------------------- Eric Lee and Thomas Stapleton takes your suggestions and ideas and adapt them into good movie pitches for the Hollywood big wigs who are straight up desperate for material. ----------------------­----------------------------------------­

  Please enjoy our new hit films Porridge Boy: Meatloaf is bad Darlene Vs. The Dirt Monster Septilogy The Amazing Travels of Ms. Samantha Honeydew: The Island -Bruno Mars Just Fucked that Gun- (Gunfucker) ---------------------­----------------------------------------­---------------------- Ideas used: Jordan Broadway‏ @jordobroado - A superhero style flick but instead of cool powers our protagonist wakes up one morning to discover they sweat porridge jro‏ @juliapherneliaa Sentient dead skin cells that we shed in shower/sink spawn into mildew that tries to get back @ us for leaving it behind, fight w cleaning   Sarah‏ @sarahkarolin  What if the island is sentient and lonely and doesn't understand humans when they do get there. Tries to figure them out by sending storms... bugs, animals etc. the humans are all burnt, bitten, hungry, and miserable. The island still tryin g to understand Amy Edwards‏ @justlikeamy I want a non-life threatening desert island experience. Woman is stranded, uses the

Look this is becoming a normal thing but this is a really crazy good episode. Like this is an idea I will probably be writing one day. It's super good. It makes sense because Dominic is a very smart boy and better than us goofs. We bring you: Time Janitor: Dust to Dust, a DB Cooper Bio Pic we didn't name, Black Friday all in this, our longest episode yet! Be on the lookout for Dominic's stuff @YesYousirs and his VHS tape instagram @tapeboiz ---------------------­----------------------------------------­---------------------- Ideas used: Sarah‏ @sarahkarolin - Time traveler can go anywhere/anywhen but if they change something they are stuck there in that time. Do they prevent some horrible tragedy? nah‏ @carrodactyl - DB Cooper biopic. Historical fiction; follows his life after he survives the jump Becks‏ @MissTheKeep - retail worker finally loses his nerve with an idiot customer and starts going full blown Carrie on the whole store     ---------------------­------------------------------------

This week we make the weirdest but also our favorite idea we've ever had. It's outta this wonderful world. We talk Breaking the Habit, The Other Other Bowlyn Girl(A Cereal Story), The Wonderful World of Joaquin. ---------------------­----------------------------------------­---------------------- Ideas used: Jordan Broadway‏ @jordobroado - A Deathproof style revenge flick in which a group of nuns track down and murder a paedophile priest lila‏ @larrylilbert - Not the secret life of pets, but the secret life of fallen pieces of dry cereal. Eric Jordan Elkin @EricJordanElkin  - submitted on facebook - A peyote addicted Joaquin Phoenix believes he is the reincarnation of Walt Disney and tries to prove it by befriending every mouse he sees and attempting to get them to reenact classic Mickey Mouse cartoons.   ---------------------­----------------------------------------­---------------------- Eric Lee and Thomas Stapleton takes your suggestions and ideas and adapt them into good movie pitches for th

Look guys, we probably offend a couple of you this week. And we're sorry in advance for that. One day we will be able to take some of these ideas serious. And y'know what for a bit we do. But then for twice as much time we don't take it seriously. This week we have a new segment called "Adam Smasher". The movies we tackle are V for Veg.ina, The Book of eManual: Gettin with it Even When You Aren’t, and Home of the Freebase.  Also this week we have our VERY good friend Nate Thompson and you can find his talented guitar playing can be heard in the band Better Love on Spotify iTunes Bandcamp ---------------------­----------------------------------------­---------------------- Ideas used: Second Born‏ @AdamLeezy Rhyming becomes outlawed and a ragtag team of rappers led by Dr. Dre fight the hierarchy with straight fire mixtapes. A freak accident happens where every toilet in the world is Flushed at the same time and it causes a global blackout. Or brown out. Scientists accidentally develop a more insidious fo

This episode is mostly contributed by two VERY good friends of ours. This week we spin a tale about Feliney, State of Affairs, and Get Behind Me Satan. Also look if this episode isn't good realize that we recorded a different episode but it got lost or something, Eric fucked up so the first one we recorded was amazing   ---------------------­----------------------------------------­---------------------- Ideas used: Sarah Rolniak - on facebook - This guy who is a total sexist pig gets a Midas-like curse so whenever he refers to a woman as "pussy" she literally turns into a cat. Hundreds of women just disappear until someone turns him around. Then he somehow magically treats women like people and finds love or friendship Carrie‏ @carrodactyl NSA employee falls in love with the US citizen they're investigating after reading through civilian's outgoing gmails to their ex-partner Carrie‏ @carrodactyl  over the course of an exorcism, a demon and the priest hired to exorcise it realize that they're both the one

Folks, as far as GIPP (good ideas per podcast) we have got a perfect score here. 100%. Another funny thing is if you say that stat out loud it sounds like "Gee, I pee pee." I just made you say or think that. Gotcha, dummy. There's a nice theme here in the titles and I'll leave them to you: Take Care Day Care, Underground Flavortown, timecarcrimecar, Summer's Blockbuster. ---------------------­----------------------------------------­---------------------- Ideas used: lila‏ @larrylilbert - Kids in daycare playing with exploding wooden toy blocks. Bored teenage caretaker has to find a way to save them all Dillon Whole‏ @goozinski - a movie about an underground cooking ring with like dangerous/illegal ingredients Cougar Garza on facebook - Fast and the Furious-Back to the Future Crossover slurmp‏ @danwaltonno - Old man tries to open his own blockbuster store, he hasn't heard the news that blockbuster doesn't exist anymore   ---------------------­----------------------------------------­------------------

This is our moment. This is The Beatles on Ed Sullivan. This is the first time New York was on Flavor of Love. This is a good episode. We cover: taking advantage and falling in love with the elderly, Antisemitism (we aren't antisemetic we just like touch on it), not the assassination of the president, street vendor gothic literature, we accidentally realize Shrek is woke and like an onion the movie has layers, and a courtroom christmas drama. ---------------------­----------------------------------------­---------------------- Ideas used:  AERIEL ‏ @hellasc - Hot con artist posing as old lady in retirement home Shannon‏ @tripplenonnahs - a romantic drama of a woman and a hot dog stand owner but she falls in love with the hot dog that she thinks is real Whole Hog‏ @goozinski - based on a @PissPigGranddad tweet I just saw - a really short Nazi trying to be taken seriously and failing terrifically Jordan Broadway‏ @jordobroado - A National Treasure meets Spy Kids type adventure wherein the young protagonists h

This week we tackle: Justin Bieber vs Labirynth, Wrath of Grapes, Brace for Impact, Hotel Wanda, and The Sesame Street Killer. Much like the fabled iced cream treat Drum Stick, the best bit of this episode comes right at the end. Also like ice cream, this is making me fatter! ---------------------­----------------------------------------­---------------------- Eric Lee and Thomas Stapleton takes your suggestions and ideas and adapt them into good movie pitches for the Hollywood big wigs who are straight up desperate for material. ----------------------­----------------------------------------­---------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Nate Thompson. For updates on his future projects please follow him on twitter @natepthomps Our logo was done by Kyle Smith. For more of his good stuff please go to https://www.ultrafeel.us/ ----------------------­----------------------------------------­---------------------- Please follow us on twitter too! Radaptation - @RadaptationPod Eric Lee - @Ericlee

This week we turn catholicism, Political fantasy thrillers, another political fantasy thriller, more political shit, and dancing to fight aliens into cinematic gold. ----------------------­----------------------------------------­---------------------- Eric Lee and Thomas Stapleton takes your suggestions and ideas and adapt them into good movie pitches for the Hollywood big wigs who are straight up desperate for material. ----------------------­----------------------------------------­---------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Nate Thompson. For updates on his future projects please follow him on twitter @natepthomps Our logo was done by Kyle Smith. For more of his good stuff please go to https://www.ultrafeel.us/ ----------------------­----------------------------------------­---------------------- Please follow us on twitter too! Radaptation - @RadaptationPod Eric Lee - @Ericleeeeeee Thomas Stapleton - @Tstape03 ----------------------­----------------------------------------­----------