Radaptation

  First of TWO episodes ran by Eric Lee where we play his new mystery parody game called "LAST TIM STANDING" where every player plays as Tim Allen.  This is Eric's first time running any type of game as well as first time making a game so please go easy on us. You'll be able to download the pdf and revised rules for the game at some point soon!    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------   Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno   ----------------------------------------------------------------------------   Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy!   ----------------------------------------------------------------------------   You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

Radaptation will return next week! We took a holiday break this week so instead here's an episode of our new show! It's called Table Tales and it's an actual play podcast that we've been recording since before Halloween. Thomas wrote the story and voices all the non-player characters and your actors are Eric Lee, Adam Lee, and John Murphy! So enjoy and give us some feedback!

It's a long one folks and it's mostly an Indiana Jones fanfic but hey it's on time this week.  --------------------------------------------------------------------- Now Playing: Donner The Cuckold Reindeer Indiana Jones and the Story of Christmas Jurassic Bells The writers/artistic producers Jordan Broadway‏ @jordobroado "Donner" - the story of a once majestic reindeer who now no-one gives a shit about Fever Porg Network‏ @FeverPitchPodCo People rediscover Christmas through finding a series of cave paintings and clues. Eventually leading them to a giant “world/Xmas tree” at the center of the earth. They also meet Santa but the tree is burned down creating a worldwide peace. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Nate Thompson. For updates on his future projects please follow him on twitter @natepthomps Our logo was done by Kyle Smith. For more of his good stuff please go to https://www.ultrafeel.us/ ----------------------­-------

Totally late on this episode but don't worry we're here. We get gross, then lost, then much like a sea-faring pitbull we find our way.  Please enjoy. Please share. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Now Playing: The Book of Jerry Looper Boxing Movie Life of Pitbull The writers/artistic producers Second Born‏ @AdamLeezy A gritty reboot of fifty first dates. Second Born‏ @AdamLeezy Everyone's brown button is sealed up by God. And where does the poop go? Eric Jordan Elkin‏ @EricJordanElkin Two boxers on their way to a huge pay per view event and a cameraman get stuck in a elevator on their way to a fight so they fight inside the elevator. The camera guy is played by Michael Cera Dillon @ Magcon‏ @goozinski Pitbull goes fishing, ends up in some sort of naval conflict -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Nate Thompson. For updates on his future projects please follow him on twitter @natepthomps Our

If this podcast were a sitcom this would be the episode where character A is sad that they're turning 40 years old! But this isn't a sitcom so it's just the episode where the elderly kill a billion James Corden, we change how voting works, and bring Lethal Weapon back.  --------------------------------------------------------------------- Now Playing: Senior Prank Selection Day Lethal Weapon  The writers/artistic producers Second Born‏ @AdamLeezy A prankster replaces The sprinkler systems water with gasoline. Pretty funny. Second Born‏ @AdamLeezy Public position is only given when you've defeated the current holder in mortal combat. lila  

Today I'm writing this from Eric's Laptop because we are really breaking format. Like most shows, we start off very hard and it sucks, then we get A LOT BETTER. Like super better. Also I am very funny and despite Eric's best interests, he could not stop me. Anyway this episode includes a Disney Channel Original Movie, a gritty reboot of a classic tale, and we retool Universal's monster movie franchise and it actually kicks ass! --------------------------------------------------------------------- Now Playing: That's So Raven: O.M.G.M.O The Little Engine That Could Kill The New Universal Monster Cinematic Universe The writers/artistic producers Jake Scheidel‏ @JakeScheidel A farmer is given the opportunity to genetically modify her crops and raise his profits but her only child is anti-GMO and will disown her if she accepts Donnyboyy‏ @StandupBard a dark and gritty reboot of the little engine that could @Dlln Frankenstein but with ghosts. Victor disturbs the spirits of the bodies he uses. They muddle with

We've got everything you need for Thanksgiving in this episode! Tween rebellion, cults, and SCIENCE! --------------------------------------------------------------------- Now Playing: Rec IT Wrallf Too Polanksi/Manson The Seekening The writers/artistic producers Fever Pitch Network‏ @FeverPitchPodCo Attack of the killer turkeys. In an effort to make  more turkeys with science they become evil and must avenge all the other fallen turkeys. This might already exist… Cameron Little‏ @its_cameron666 He enters a dry pasta art contest at Prison and he faces his arch nemesis, Roman Polanski. in my movie, RP gets put in jail for being a predator and they both die from several cigarettes stuffed in their butts. Nobody wins the contest. Sarah‏ @sarahkarolin Trying to escape a cult where they love hide and seek. Any time you get away they find you and you have to go back and be the seeker. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Nate Thompson.

We got some gems in this one. Some okay movies, some good movies, and some nasty bits. We hope you enjoy them very much. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Now Playing: Hamilton 2: WWII Big Box Carrace Partner n’ Crime The writers/artistic producers Dillon‏ @goozinski20s21 Second Great Rapper War breaks out, this time between American and South Korean rappers lil guy‏ @danwaltonno Harry works at the Midas in his town. He’s discovered to not have the Midas touch. His father (owner of said Midas) has been keeping this under wraps for years. Donnyboy‏ @StandupBard fart garfunkel fuck berry poo mccartney lila  

This week we had on two new but still good friends Quentin and Brian from the rap group Angry Blackmen! We take a peak into a sadistic doctor who lobotomizes his victims, two mimes who cannot and will not speak to each other but fall in love and it wins a million Oscars and then Quentin shares his idea for a movie about Black Hitler. If you live in the area and want to check them out, go see them at Royals in Lansing this Saturday, November 11th! --------------------------------------------------------------------- Now Playing: Damaged Memes(multiple Mimes) Black Hitler The writers/artistic producers Lil Thicc  

Wassup faily, it's the Radaptation boys and we are back. This week we have a double feature because we were too in love with OSMOSIS JONES 2 and SMELLY BRIAN to do anything. Catch some good good stories about us getting bullied and a FRASIER REUNION FOLKS. All you Fraisheads in ya pants cause we gottem all baby! Please like and subscribe and leave a review on iTunes for the love of god! --------------------------------------------------------------------- Now Playing: Osmosis Jones 2: Cancer Smelly Brian Medicine Movies The writers/artistic producers Stake  

Thomas normally writes these but I, Eric, am gonna take a crack at it. This is our Halloween Spooktacular with two returning guests DAN WALTON and DOMINIC TALERICO! These creative buds of ours came over and we made some cool spooky stuff. Check out their stuff now! This episode description was so easy to write! --------------------------------------------------------------------- Now Playing: 123 Spooky Lane No Jack-O-Lantern Required Grim Reefer, Baby! The writers/artistic producers Franky Alvarado‏ @frankyxalvarado  Mel Gibson and someone who is jewish. Murphy‏ @Jesus_H_Pharaoh  Like the Hunger Games but during Trick Or Treating time. That makes sense right? Stake  

 We're rounding third base of October and about to slide into home for Halloween! But before we do, enjoy some good old classic crime films, even though we didn't even plan on it that way! Thank god for Dice to get us where we needed to be this week! Enjoy naked men stealing hot air baloons, a *live-action* animal noir film, and an animated film idea that seriously I want to write so fucking bad. Send in your Halloween ideas for next week and enjoy! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Now Playing: Airhead Death to Airbud Detective Robinson and the Case of Cosmic Coke The writers/artistic producers Sarah‏ @sarahkarolin  Somebody steals a hot air balloon but has no idea how to fly it. Gets carried away on adventure RuffRuffTweetin'Abe‏ @ActualAbeNugent Aforementioned monkey from Every Which Way but Loose + Theodore Rex from Theodore Rex Nathan Thompson‏ @natepthomps  An eleven year old private eye discovers the secret recipe of Coca Cola and brings down Big Sugar. Carme

I'm writing this on Eric's laptop right now. Isn't that wild? Anyway so like look we gotta talk. We were gonna talk about a comedy film about Christopher Columbus. We didn't wanna do that cause it woulda been a little weird to joke about that kinda stuff. It just doesn't jive with us. So we had a little discussion about representation and shit whatever just listen to this episode. We do a normal episode 2/3rds of the time. Thanks folks! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Now Playing: The Last Jedi Unlucky Strikes Christopher Columbus Was an Evil Sadistic Person Mission OUTTA Control: Space Story The writers/artistic producers FlyLord ☠️‏ @jordanrpape  A man's wife leaves him for another man. The man licks an ashtray. He becomes the ashtray on the lovers nightstand Yes But Why Podcast @YBYpodcast Columbus's trip to America as performed by the cast of Who's the Boss. Lil' Sebastian  

This was a good episode I think. Maybe it was just okay. I've been sitting at a computer in a dark room for twelve hours and I cannot remember really anything about this episode. We had movies such as Murder on the Soul Train Express, 50 First Funerals, The Tenth Dentist and Adam's Shitty Orgasm. It took me so long to think of these films. Thank you for everyone who submitted ideas and please share this I should probably write better descriptions huh?   Now Playing: 50 First Funerals Adult Pixar Short - Getting Off The 10th Dentist Murder on the Soul Train Express The writers/artistic producers Donnyboy‏ @KnockoffPerson  Adam Sandler's 50 First Funerals Second Born‏ @AdamLeezy  There's this woman and whenever she orgasms she forgets if she turned the stove off. Eric Jordan Elkin‏ @EricJordanElkin A man wakes up surrounded by 100s of empty tooth paste bottles, millions of dollars, but cant remember why. Police sirens are getting closer Dillon @Goozinski Reincarnation exists. People know it. However, everyon

We have good friend and comedian ADDIE KAVANAUGH to help us get the dirty thirties started off and make the damn movies. Open them mouseholes, were coming in hot with some damn movies. A mouse revenge flick with the highest budget ever, four dad's named chris, an idea that I'm sorry about, and probably another one that was also kinda good maybe. Look I genuinely don't know why our generation can't focus or remember anything or maybe the lazy have just co-opted that idea to excuse the laziness. I'm not a prophet, I'm just here to profit. Thanks for listening, nerds. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Now Playing: KIngsmen 3: The Fateful Wedding Dad Trap/Mouse Hole Untitled Flat Earth Project Sock Puppet Muscle Baby Home Improv-ment   The writers/artistic producers Eric Jordan Elkin‏ @EricJordanElkin A man is running late to his best friend's wedding and suddenly the plot of every single Stephen King book starts happening to him at once. Eric Jordan Elkin‏ @EricJordanE

 I'm sorry, what's that? Oh, we have more than one idea? Well, TRASH THEM, this episode is all ghost cops! That's right we have gone whole hog and have only focused on ONE DAMN IDEA cause it rocked our socks so fuckin hard we are in LOVE with it. GHOST COPS. GHOST COPS. SAY IT WITH ME NOW. Also thanks to other people who sent in non-Ghost Cop franchise ideas. Now Playing: GHOST COPS --------------------­----------------------------------------­--------------- Producers/Writers this week: Yes But Why Podcast‏ @YBYpodcast  Mad cap buddy cop movie. The cops, though, are ghosts! ---------------------­----------------------------------------­-------------- Eric Lee and Thomas Stapleton takes your suggestions and ideas and adapt them into good movie pitches for the Hollywood big wigs who are straight up desperate for material. ----------------------­----------------------------------------­------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Nate Thompson. For updates on his future projects please follow

Usually I am a fun-loving, smooth criminal all up in this show's description's guts. But alas, I am very burnt out from editing this show all day today. Can you believe Eric does this every week? What a chump. Anyway, this week we get back to basics. No theme at all for this one. Just some good old fashioned themeless nastiness. We got a Robocop Dog, a butthole with teeth, Phoopi Goldberg, and a film where almost every single person on Earth is a super hero. Thanks for tuning in, true believers! Now Playing: The Dogtective The Toilet Lady: Where They Get Those Mints? Super Stacy --------------------­----------------------------------------­--------------- Producers/Writers this week: Fever Pitch‏ @FeverPitchPodCo Robocop but with dogs Jake Scheidel‏ @JakeScheidel  A character drama all about a bathroom attendant at a fancy restaurant. All of the movie takes place within the bathroom I Seen That‏ @iseenthatpod  A story about the first person in a 1000 years to be born with out super powers. Kind of a rever

 Well I'm, hot blooded, check it and see. I can have any gluten in me cause I'm hot blooded, hot blooded. That's right folks this weeks episode is about, you guess it? What's that? No, not gluten. That was just a coincidence. It's about VAMPIRES. What? I don't know why I sang a song about gluten, I'm just sayin it was also about blood. My jokes contain multitudes, folks. No, I don't know who I'm talking to here and no I don't care that no one reads these. I will shout bits for no one into my audience, The Void, until my body because shitty and shambling as I waste away for there are no more comment sections for me to conquer. Also sorry for the super shitty start, I'm a big whiny baby boy and was acting as such. Thanks! Now Playing: SWAMMY! Tony “The Garlic King” Garlic “That’s Right We Got It!” Gluten Free Lovin’ The Passion-Fruit of the Christ 3 Cheers for F.R.O.Y.Ogurt --------------------­----------------------------------------­--------------- Producers/Writers this week: Jordan Broadway‏ @jordobroad

This podcast just got B-A-N-A-N-A-S, Bananas. Ooh, this my shit, this my shit. Ooh, this my shit, this my shit. Ooh, this my shit, this my shit. Call me Gwen Stefani, cause there's No Doubt this episode is crazy as heck, fam. Enjoy listening to this on Sunday Morning cause this'll pep your day up. It's Hella Good listening to this apetastic episode. Don't Speak while we do or you'll miss all of our bits about monkeys. Hey Baby, are you Happy Now that there's a new episode of this good-good new-new stuff. Now Playing: Going Ape ShitE Do Monkey’s Lactate? Don’t Burst the Bubbles Minivan Mom The Even Most Dangerous-est Game: The Jane Goodall Story Big Hairy Boys Vs The State of New York Micro Monkeys Prime Mates Rainforest Cafe The Movie Grease Monkey The Father, The Son, and the Monkey Spirit Super Group of Animals Monkey Business Top Banana James Bonzo --------------------­----------------------------------------­--------------- Producers/Writers this week: Murphy‏ @Jesus_H_Pharaoh  A movie where Andy Serk

If the aliens take ask take me to your leader, I'm gonna respond back with "Are you sure?" This week's episode we do not let up, we do not back down, we stand tall against the little green men from outer space. We talk about UFOs at EDM Shows, Unitoe Aliens who love to get down a dirrrrrrty, and we create an epic franchise involving your humble hosts in an alternate time line where we take direct action against the aliens and also one of those leaders did something pretty nasty. This episode is SUPER MEGA NSFW and SUPER MEGA HORNY for some aliens. Now Playing: Dougie Downer VS The Alien Boyz The Resistance Decalogue The Conspiracy of Elvis Smithy --------------------­----------------------------------------­--------------- Producers/Writers this week: Murphy‏ @Jesus_H_Pharaoh A bunch of dumb edm show-goers drag their 1 friend who doesn’t like edm to one of those music orgy festivals. While they’re listening to the soothing sounds of boregore, aliens invade but no one realizes its real since everyone is on