The Ralph Report

On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Would you pay more for "good" movie seats?! And, the best Super Bowl PARTY FOODS?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The worst TV TUNES TUESDAY ever! The Garmy raises even MORE money for charity! And, HAPPY "TALK LIKE A GRIZZLED PROSPECTOR" DAY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The weekend's NFL GAMES! It's a bittersweet edition of MUNCHIN' MONDAY! Do REAL MEN change tires?! And, we expose the seedy world of FISH CASINOS! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Sex U. wraps things up! We reach the BOILING POINT! And, Eddie chooses a YOGI for spiritual guidance! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : "Who's your DADDY?!" Ralph LOVES razors! And, we continue THE YEAR OF LARRY with a salute to the voice of the first animated version of THE JOKER! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The Garmy feeds some hungry folks for the holidays! The best MOVIES nobody is making! A classic holiday TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, HAPPY COCOA DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Ralph and Eddie perform their first ever Christmas DUET! Get stuffed with today's ONE-HIT WONDER! And, who invented SANTA?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The man behind the MUSIC of the LOONEY TUNES! Euphemisms for SEX all through history! And, happy 247th birthday to the U.S. MARINE CORPS! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : TV TUNES TUESDAY gives us the blues! The amazing GARMY raises money to FEED THE HUNGRY! Meet the TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! And, Happy DIA DE LOS MUERTOS! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : This TV TUNES TUESDAY is murder! A salute to GREASY FOODS! The Garmy rescues WOLVES! And HAPPY CHUCKY DAY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve "The Spark" Ashton's UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports on the NFL! The GARMY GAME SHOW! And, our VIDEO VAULT salute to the late, great ROBBIE COLTRANE! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : @steveashton's UK UPDATE! We salute @eddiepence with a HAIKU! The best day for a ONE-HIT WONDER! And, a fascinating interview with voice-over star @candimilo about her wild childhood and new book, SURVIVING THE ODD! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The return of DR. FUCKPUMPKIN! Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! It's a TV TUNES TUESDAY to keep you company! And, HAPPY VODKA DAY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport: Surprising ways SEX makes you HEALTHIER! RIP Coolio! And, the 100 GREATEST TV SHOWS of all time?! REALLY?! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Never forget: "Feel free to believe!" The GARMY raises money for DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS! Twisted TONGUES! And, a spacey TV TUNES TUESDAY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : What's on your SEX PLAYLIST? Boozy TONGUE TWISTERS! An all-American TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, the Garmy pays tribute to TV's BATMAN, Adam West! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : HOT FUDGE, HOLY MOLEY! It's FRIDAY! With Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! We salute actors gone too soon with the VIDEO VAULT! Class is in session with the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, the hottest new fashion sensation, SEMEN JEWELRY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : It's a brutal TONGUE TWISTER TUESDAY! Meet the FURRIES for CHRIST! And, the story of a TV show about "Bobby", a kind-hearted, leather-jacketed drunk from New Jersey! (But, they named the show after a doctor for some reason. The fools.) SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : It's Eddie VS The Criminals! We try homemade MUSTARD DONUTS! And, hear about the GAME SHOW where everybody hated Ralph! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The legend of THE GREAT CAKE DISASTER! Who gave us the MIDDLE FINGER? And, we try RAISING CANE'S CHICKEN FINGERS to see if they're worth the wait! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport