The Ralph Report

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Life is a BEACH! Knott's BURY Farm?! And, Eddie learns the magic of a COFFEE ICE CREAM MILKSHAKE! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : It's the ... TERROR OF THE MONKEY! Plus, good COWBOYS and bad COWBOYS! And, we ask "Are MASKS sexy?" SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY! On today's #TheRalphReport : The GARMY raises money to help a family in crisis! And, on this MUNCHIN' MONDAY we try a frozen treat from Canada … KETCHUP POPSICLES! SUBSCRIBE: wwww.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The BEST bank robber in the WORLD! KISS pisses off a country! And, tips on how to make your own SEX ROOM! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : What's up with OBI-WAN?! We finally SPREAD OUR MEAT! And, Happy 89th Birthday to the DRIVE-IN MOVIES! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : All eyes are on this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Also, what do you call a male "bimbo"? And, Steve Ashton pays "tribute" (?) to the Queen in today's UK UPDATE! We hope she's listening! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : "Attack of the KILLER JAW: The Final Chapter"(?) America has a national MAMMAL?! And, finally, a battle to the death: MIRACLE WHIP vs MAYO! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The terrible tales of TMJ! The GARMY raises MORE money for CHARITY! And, SHALOM! It's GEFILTE FISH on this MUNCHIN' MONDAY! Subscribe: www.Patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : THE FLASH is fucked up! We import our ONE-HIT WONDER from Germany! The all-time best COMEDY SONG! And, the world's greatest VENTRILOQUIST! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We go down under to revisit a classic ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! The worst airplane HIGH JACKING ever! And, RIP Gilbert Gottfried. SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The amazing Garmy raises money to battle HUNGER! Why monkeys (and Ralph) love BOOZE! And, we pay tribute to the treasure found in Eddie's ATTIC! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : A salute to motherhood with THE CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! We go back to the future for this week's TV TUNES TUESDAY! And who will win @eddiepence's portrait of Loraine Falchetta?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's our annual ST. PATRICK'S DAY show! Featuring our special guests: Guinness stout and Powers Irish whiskey! You can literally hear Ralph get drunker as the show goes on! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Raising money for Alzheimer's research! The missing link to TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, a TRR interview w/ the director and subject of the new documentary film about a reluctant Batman fan: "BATMAN AND ME" Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Our favorite cinematic crime-fighters from the VIDEO VAULT! And, the ALL-BATMAN edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Ralph is a LIFESAVER! What artist is featured on this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY?! ("Who wants to know?!") The latest (and frostiest) TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! And, SUPERHERO BUTTS! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! It's a "Freaky Friday" switch on today's VIDEO VAULT! Do you have an ANAL personality? And, YOU could win today's GARMY GAME SHOW! (It's all about MONKEYS!!!) Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Bill Murray is a GOD! Roland Emmerich can kiss our asses! And, Ralph and @eddiepence finally become DRINKING BUDDIES for our TRR WHISKEY TASTE-TEST! (Okay, it's fake whiskey, but still ...) SUBSCRIBE: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We raise money for charity with SUPER POO! Have a happy NATIONAL SERPENT DAY! And, it's a special MYSTERY "TV Tunes Tuesday"! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We're over the moon for this TV TUNES TUESDAY! Happy ROBERT BURNS DAY! (It's a Scottish thing.) And, meet our favorite MONKEY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport