We Only Do One Take Podcast

Turch solves the diversity crisis by becoming a pimp. Kieran loves beautiful women, like Lizzo. And the boys find out about taxidermed drone birds (aka trans birds) All this and more!

We provide our good friend Tom Myers, some comedy advice in Part 2 of Episode 218.

The boys discuss the toilet situations. Look at Chat GPT’s joke writing ability. And chatty GPSs. All that and more!

EP 218 (Part 1)- Kierans Birthday Special by We Only Do One Take Podcast

Turch and Kieran go through Tom Myers’s material and decide to start a new project.

Turch gets cancelled! Afroman has no door and Kanye West hates on …. All this and more in episode 215!

Kieran becomes a meat snob. Turch makes a joke about suicides. And both boys think Andrew Tate is an idiot. All this and more!

Turch thinks he is growing up. Kieran wants a flying car made by Trump. And the boys listen to an erotic story from Literotica. All this and more!

Kieran is in studio to tel us how to measure a penis. Turch hatezs terrible zippers on baby clothes. And the boths try to understand how ‘they’ are influencing the 2023 Satanic Panic. All this and more!

Turch is a dad! Kieran is back in studio to talk about his trip to India. Turch hates medical staff and shares stories about his nonno and dad. Plus we listen to the final jokes of the Seinfled AI. All this and more!

Damien is our co-host for this episode, so it’s a music based episode! Why do people have calendars on their wall of their toilet? And we listen to a bunch of… ‘talented’ musicians. And we listen to 469 amazing sounds! All this and more!

Kieran is still away, so this week we have Dan from AMR's Barre Talk in studio! Turch loves Japanese Gwen Stefani And Dan and Turch review every drink. All this and more!

On this episode., Kieran is gone, so we have Teresa from Story for a Song and Bad Poets Society as a cohost! Teresa also hates doctors. Turch hates boomer get togethers. And they both learn to squirt from Abbie Chatfield. All this and more!

Kieran and Turch are back live on twitch! Turch talk Taliban and Pirnce Harry's penis. And Kieran hates doctors. All this and more!

Kieran has no car Turch is homeless And they love Christmas. All this and more!

Kieran picks up the wrong napkin. Turch’s brain connects impossible things. And Kieran’s mind is blown. All this and more!

Turch hates banks. Kieran nearly dies. And the boys leave early to watch the World Cup. All this and more!

The boys decide it’s time to rank all the races

Kieran laughs at a Starbucks barrister Turch hates Uber drivers And we all love Ye.

Kieran can’t stand the hipsters in Brunswick. Turch can’t find people to take his $50 note. And we deep dive into fatphobia and dating. Plus, the boys get into netball. All this and more!