We Only Do One Take Podcast

In this episode of the We Only Do One Take Podcast, Kieran shares the shocking story of his car being broken into while his roommate casually watched! Meanwhile, Turch expresses his frustration with Spotify’s ridiculous 15 audiobook limit and takes us down memory lane with the worst Silicon Valley inventions like Juicero and Hidrate. Also, more wild theories and proof that pandas aren't real! Don't miss out on this hilarious, action-packed episode! #Podcast #WeOnlyDoOneTake #CarBreakIn #SpotifyRant #AudiobookLimit #TechFails #PandasArentReal #Juicero #Hidrate #ComedyPodcast

In Episode 259 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast, Turch goes off about guitar store staff who won't let you try guitars and vents about trimming his plants. Kieran and Turch also share their frustrations over the Australian soccer team losing to weak opponents, Kieran gives some questionable financial advice about not buying Dominos pizza on a “pay later” option, and we watch footage from the Melbourne protest against making weapons. Plus, we end with some good ol' dad jokes! You won’t want to miss this hilarious episode! #Podcast #GuitarStoreRant #SoccerRage #PizzaPayLater #MelbourneProtest #DadJokes #WeOnlyDoOneTakePodcast #Episode259 #FunnyPodcasts #RantsAndRaves #PodcastLife

In Episode 258 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast, Turch goes off on how people are still living in fear of COVID and the hilarity of men peeing outside. We dive into bizarre news from Japan, including the government’s plan to encourage women to move to the countryside and have babies. Plus, we take a closer look at the viral Chase Bank 'infinite money glitch' TikTok trend that’s actually bank fraud, and Turch shares the best joke ever with Kieran. Don’t miss this jam-packed episode full of rants, news, and laughs! Hit subscribe and share your thoughts in the comments! #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #WeOnlyDoOneTakePodcast #COVIDRant #TikTokTrend #BankFraud #JapanNews #FunnyPodcast #NewEpisode #InfiniteMoneyGlitch

In Episode 257 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast, Turch unleashes a rant about how his Father's Day is being hijacked by his dad and father-in-law. We also dive into why open plan offices are a total scam, laugh along with Kieran’s best dad jokes, and watch a guy hilariously explain why inflation is ‘great’ because everything costs double. Plus, the boys react to proud fat people demanding chairs without arms and give a sneak peek at their upcoming country album. Tune in for laughs, rants, and some questionable life advice! #WeOnlyDoOneTakePodcast #FathersDay #OpenPlanOffices #DadJokes #InflationHumor #FatPride #CountryAlbumTease #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #RantsAndLaughs

In Episode 256, Turch goes off on the government for spending money on thinner plastic bins—what's next, paper straws for garbage? Kieran brings the bizarre tale of self-driving Waymo cars in San Francisco, keeping residents awake with their endless honking duels. Plus, the shocking story of a fugitive from a 2004 murder case found working as a police officer. We also dive into some dad jokes penned by Turch himself and endure the 50th episode of Jack Savich's dreadful podcast, "Guitar of Consciousness," featuring his sister as they awkwardly discuss business. To top it all off, we watch in disbelief as Joe Biden's economic policy expert struggles to explain how the economy actually works. #Podcast #Comedy #GovernmentRant #Waymo #TrueCrime #DadJokes #JoeBiden #Economy #GuitarOfConsciousness #JackSavich

In Episode 255 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast, Turch and Kieran dive into the outrageous cost of natural gas and their shocking gas bills. They then take a hilarious look at the bizarre sports featured in the Olympics and explore the quirky ways Orthodox Jews navigate Shabbat laws. Plus, we venture into the weird and wonderful world of hobby horsing, discuss a wild news story about a Chicago woman who stole 11,000 boxes of chicken wings over 18 months, and wrap things up with some of Turch's famously terrible dad jokes. Don’t miss this episode filled with rants, laughs, and some truly crazy stories!

Today we look in to Jake Savich. Jake is our LOLCOW. He is a the Creator of Guitar Of Consciousness, Facilitator @ Access Consciousness, an Energy transformation guitar wizard and an International speaker. And he is super weird. We do a deep dive into him!

Turch tells us a bunch of holiday stories. Kieran goes to Bowen And Trump gets shot. All this and more!

Turch tells us about his Mother’s Day. Kieran gets mad. And the boys look at Plus Sized Park Hoppers. All this and more!

Turch writes a book Kieran plays 2 games of golf And we try to avoid ads. All this and more! Check out Turch’s book https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D29WKCKY

The boys celebrate 250 episodes and Kieran’s birthday! Kieran tells us the weather. Turch wants to go to the strippers. And Teresa sings us happy birthday. All this and more!

Kieran hold in a fart at PT. Turch has an uneventful Easter. And some Fat Cheerleaders dance to the Baby Elephant Walk. All this and more!

Kieran goes to a comedy gala. Turch hates all wheelchair bound superheros for kids. And the boys watch a fat woman get stuck in a foam pit. All this and more!

Kieran gets the wrong gown. Turch tells us that 4 out of 10 Americans hate math, which is the majority. And the mental advantage trans women haven in sport. All this and more!

Turch hates the optometrist Kieran writes jokes for Turch. And Trump is back in the news! All that and more!

Turch knows self driving cars won’t work. Kieran reads a bunch of actually funny jokes And the boys watch a female SWAT team fail at an obstacle course. All this and more!

Turch hates getting super glue on his fingers. Kieran is a BBQ master. And the boys tell more jokes. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345

Kieran shows us how to cleans trauma with somatic movement. Turch gets Kieran to read jokes And Turch injures his finger All this and more!

The boys have Matt Farley from Motern Media on the show! Matt Farley is an American filmmaker, musician, and songwriter who has released more than 25,000 songs! He is also a film maker, just releasing him 15th film. The boys talk to him about his music, his writing and his fans. All this and more in this week’s episode! This interview is also available on YouTube: https://youtu.be/VfbFBM9DBq0 Check out Matt here: https://www.amazon.com.au/Motern-Method-Matt-Farley/dp/B09PHJS3JW https://open.spotify.com/show/3FfRydZDDcjGccQ4ERC4CN?si=e295e76eae53475c https://tubitv.com/movies/616747/freaky-farley https://open.spotify.com/track/6iXBQXYVSMSY7LsZ7lj161?si=312c519abdaf431b

Kieran tells us about the head of Harvard getting fired The boys love golf. And Turch talks about fat kids. And Turch and Kieran are on the Epstein list? All this and more