We Only Do One Take Podcast

Grab your copy of Home Alone 2 (the best Home Alone Movie) and listen to Kieran and Turch provide the running commentary.

Back in the studio, we rant a lot. And Kieran pees on Turch’s floor. And we rank in Kenya. All this and more in this week’s episode! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8uCmOI5ljmC5P41ZYLp1wQ/featured • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345

The boys are at their separate homes because they want to socially distance themselves from each other. Rants about etiquette, and news about porn and scientific studies about women. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8uCmOI5ljmC5P41ZYLp1wQ/featured • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345

EP 124

The boys are live and in the same room.And Blain joins us. Lots of rants, go no-were stories and even some stupid news. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8uCmOI5ljmC5P41ZYLp1wQ/featured • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345

The whole gang is live and we roast the shit out of the Pornhub podcast. Plus rants, drinking and stupid news. Get pumped. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8uCmOI5ljmC5P41ZYLp1wQ/featured • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345

Dan from Barre Talk is on the show! Plus we review Lelu Love’s podcast! Alcohol reviews! And rants about nothing. All this and more! Check out Dan here: https://www.australianmusiciansradio.com/barre-talk Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8uCmOI5ljmC5P41ZYLp1wQ/featured • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345 If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com

In this week’s Wanktober fest, we take on Bridgette B’s podcast ReadySexChat with our good friend Dahn the Mahn! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8uCmOI5ljmC5P41ZYLp1wQ/featured • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345 If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com

Holy crap, Jason from Mixed Media is on the show to kick off our Wanktober episodes! What is Wanktober? Well since the last time we reviewed a porn stars podcast and made the porn star angry, we decided to look at a bunch more! Jason is here to give his professional media review! Rants around the table too, plus Kieran tells us the news of the week. All this and more on this week’s show! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8uCmOI5ljmC5P41ZYLp1wQ/featured • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345 If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it t

This is the worst episode of the show yet Rants, foot fetishes and taxes. Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8uCmOI5ljmC5P41ZYLp1wQ/featured • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345 If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com

Episode 117 – Live with Shitty Song of the Week – We Only Do One Take Podcast Shitty Song of the Week are here live with us! But they are late… so while we wait we take about the porn star that hates us and stickers on fruit. Then the song battle begins; Tom Morello vs Stevie Ray Vaughan. Who is worse? All this and more on this week’s show! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8uCmOI5ljmC5P41ZYLp1wQ/featured • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345 If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com

Episode 116 – Eating Shit – We Only Do One Take Podcast On a cold Monday night, the Turch rants about the double standards of eating Nutella out of the jar and how Kieran judges his relationship with Jess. A woman gives a blowjob to a homeless man while urinating, Kieran sells the idea to eat other people’s shit and how to save up to buy a house. Kieran raps WAP and Trump Watch returns. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8uCmOI5ljmC5P41ZYLp1wQ/featured • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345 If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your

Another live episode! This week the boys talk about bad emails and having no access to water. Kieran brings in cases of serial poopers and poop bandits. Turch talks about a mother of a dead transgender woman who wants to keep her sperm. And with TikTok being sold, Kieran shows us how to floss. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8uCmOI5ljmC5P41ZYLp1wQ/featured • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345 If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com

Episode 114 – Live – We Only Do One Take Podcast Ladies and gentlemen, the boys are live on Youtube now! Incredible. Thank you Turch. With lockdown happening Turch rants about his fiancé, lack of chip clips and not coving food properly. Kieran tells us about science. All this and more on this week’s episode! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!

The boys are back in lockdown, so let’s complain about leaving the house. Turch tried to get things certified and succeeds with great strain. Plus he yells about stupid units of measurement. Kieran and Turch go into the Epstein conspiracy some more. And Kieran teaches Turch a lesson. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!

EP 109 - Fireside Chat Turch is away this week, but that is okay, Niall has joined Kieran for a fireside chat. Enjoy!

Ladies and gentlemen, the Real Fake Zappa is on the show! On this week’s episode Turch feels like the guest on the Fake Zappa show! Fake and Turch go over Fake’s experience at straight camps, his experience with the left and dealing with mental health. Plus an in-depth look at his campaign and an even closer discussion of dicks. Plus some musical interlude by Fake on banjo! And a song exclusive! Check out Fake Zappa here: https://fakezappa.com/ All this and more! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!

Kieran and Turch are back! This week we talk about all things from phones in the toilet to drive through strip clubs. Enjoy!

On this week’s episode returning guest Damien is on the show and is our acting CEO! Kieran watch out. Turch rants about women and buying shitty quality products, and Damien tells us his hatred of bands that need to quit. Turch and Damien try to avoid talking about the Corona Virus, and instead take on the podcast After Adult, featuring porn actress Siri. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!

With Kieran fucking up the audio of the last episode, this week we have Jess on as a co-host! Finally a female perspective. Turch rants about applying for jobs, while Jess complains Turch is more popular with children. Turch tells the story why the episodes have been delayed, and jess gets an education about the goings on with Pornhub. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!