Lupin Lottery

Episode watched: #042 "Crusin' In Drag" In this episode, in order to sneak onto a boat full of priceless artwork, Lupin has to disguise himself as a woman, and the old creep who owns it naturally falls in love with him. It blows. This week we talk about pre-gaming, league of leg end, Avatar, our sponsor grlboxx, Hank Hell, variations upon a Fujiko, these guns were made for walkin', hot babe alert, Lupin's first HRT shot, horny for this one, weirdly prepared, Picassos and Monets first, Lupin gets clocked, searching for scraps, boner juice, slut surgery, loops back around to progressive, betrayed Jigen, free cake, Jess the sugar momma, and it hits different.

Episode watched: #020 "Goemon's Revenge" In this episode, Goemon has to avenge the death of his master at the hands of the evil pupil that he also trained for some reason. This week we talk about 3 girlfriends and 3 boyfriends, no MOBAs allowed, the blessed crossover, whole body clench, JFK voice lessons, Lupin invented force ghosts, the worf effect, worst flex, piss thinking, courtroom antics, the most Holly-ass shit, Spider Man Turn Off The Dark, Goemon you okay bud, Holly references old Hanna Barberra bullshit, east coast wisdom, and the worst man. https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ https://www.blackvisionsmn.org/ https://www.cuapb.org/ 

Episode watched: #125 "The Big Oil Dollar Plot"  In this episode, Lupin is asked to make is snow for a very sick little girl. A very sick little girl who happens to be the princess of an oil-rich middle eastern nation. This week we talk about 125 nice, congratulations lesbians, furry commission, lupin loves his stories, worst security system, unfortunate salute, forced to marry a child, mint green catastrophe, all snowflakes look alike, jungle drum penis music, go back to the feet, evil guidebook, fun localized terrorism, we watch a man burn to death, the weave snatch, a wild turn, and the lore is here.

Episode watched: #057 "Alter-Ego Maniac" In this episode, Zenigata steals a worthless piece of trash that belonged to his ancestor, and is so wracked with guilt he goes to Lupin to help put it back. This week we talk about his horrible slurps, randomized, trophy husband Jess, what make the plane do, Robotnik-lookin ass, worthless crap museum, a better class of pervert, Zenigata clowns on 'em, crime man for the day, that's gay, out-dumbing the computer, magic shell, do not look at Hunter, no more BDE, and reverse mechs.

Episode watched: #046 "The Island Of Dr. Derange" In this episode, Lupin is auctioned off to the highest bidder at the Wanted Club, who takes him to a mysterious island full of killer cyborgs! This week we talk about podcasts of Alexandria, podracing the anime, crime standup, hackey sacked to death, Jigen on the moon, the mind dimension, shittiest crabs, we miss our boy, muscleman sniper, an extended Cyborg 009 riff, un-horny, no time for philosophy, butter your Jigen, exploder of seagulls, wet and dripping, wow it took 9 of you to arrest me, and conspiracy Jigen.

Episode watched: #030 "Morocco Horror Picture Show" In this episode, Lupin and Zenigata are conscripted into the foreign legion (no, not that one) and chained together! This week we talk about new vegas new problems, bread boys,  Lupin In The Land Of Frowns, the saddest image, mystery titties, state sanctioned gangster, clap for essential Lupins, cramped pit, wacky sax, GET HIS ASS, 30 seconds of hell, Zenigota fat ass, one of them horse trains, imagine your own damn podcast, the longest fireball, sunset ending, and largeness discourse.

Episode watched: #079 "Baton Death March" In this episode, a famous conductor is hypnotizing Lupin's friends to kill him, and it all somehow ends in a DBZ beam fight! This week we talk about ain't done shit, Holly is cancelled, yuppies, Planes, he's soooo green, big Sephiroth energy, Kyoransky's stand, no regrets, enough of this dude, [SCENE MISSING], a trillion chandeliers, ...wig, soup secret, bullshit backstory, Lupin used bubblebeam, the invention of swatting, and booze math.

Episode watched: #150 "Piano Symphony 'Zoo'" In this episode, we get falsely advertised to about the amount of fake zoo content! This week we talk about clickbait title, girls night, egg hell is over, clone orchestra, faded at the orchestra, Marty McFly syndrome, bizzarrely specific Lupin ep, mouth full of hay, hell swipe, concert hall sewer, candygram, Zenigata-Lou Who, finds the needle, fun disguise time, we bought a shitty zoo, betrayl sucks, and deep Cars universe question.

Episode watched: #130 "The Magnificent Team-Play Operation" In this episode, Lupin and the gang have an intricately planned heist to steal a diamond, and we all learn a lesson about teamwork for some reason! This week we talk about some kinda bullshit, the 80s invented penis music, Holly's month in, impulse fish, outside alarms, Doug Funnie III, lot of imagine spots, shitty museum, a trap for Lupins, abandoned hideout district, cop explosion, Fujiko's side-B, cram that jaw, fics like this, utter dipshit, Rube Goldberg heist, extremely funny, cops per square inch, troll science, really WEIRD moral, pwease no steppy, and comics be like that.

Episode watched: #137 "Lupin Vs. the Mystery Man with Two Faces" In this episode, a Salvador Dali expy wants Lupin to be the subject of his latest work of art: a human sculpture! This week we talk about Dali's Trapcore Remix, you need a high IQ, Animal Crossing weakness, Crying Breakfast Friends critical, some smurf bullshit, art is garbage, detective Maggie, gender is a prison, normie gift, ugly children, hell tunnel boat, a face only a surrealist could love, kiln goop, good visual gag, big steppy, IT'S DIGNITY HOLLY, 5 day calendar, Dali hero of winds, emergency condom, that's all folks, and animal cruelty.

Hey there super sleuths! It's time once again to watch Case Closed in regular chronological order! This week we talk about audio logs, plague games, animal crossy, Texas time, toasty toasty beds, murder he wrote, the vodka aunt, the darkest hallway, Liberace teaches cooking, time-release murder, good detectiving bad instincts, real abuse hours, mashed potato evidence, cool motive still murder, RIPchard Moore, go cisboy go, Kaga is a snacc, and Very Nice.

Episode watched: #056 "Kooky Kabuki Part 2" In this episode, we get our thrilling (?) conclusion! This week we talk about got those girl pills, Kazaam hell, Jess is predictable, burn the witch, being betrayed sucks, beautiful cliff, litter crimes, part dog, Dame-emon used harden, escape your feelings, Dover Boys fight ending, whack-a-mole, secret tunnel, and it just ends.

Episode watched: #055 "Kooky Kabuki Part 1" In this episode, a rival gang shows up out of nowhere to take both Lupin's latest treasure and also Goemon! This week we talk about new name, wind security, secret vacuum, wine mom Jigen, everyday Lupin, dark ranger shit, pointy lad, the 005 treatment, doofus ruse, love this maid, business hammock, cuff to kill, ancient family remedy, not very/extremely bushido of you, terrible freezeframe, and none of us know sentai.

Episode watched: #108 "Zantetsuken's Lament" In this episode, a weird old guy wants to make a sword that can beat Goemon's, the gang lies to him so he can die happy! This week we talk about Jigen's mind palace, mysterious coughing disease, and forever hot swords.

Episode watched: #060 "Holy Cow" In this episode, there's a mad scientist who's after Lupin's diamond stash, and he's going to use a suicide beam to force him to talk! This week we talk about Brendan is a douche, cool crime of robbery, bro you just learned cringe, weaponized snakes, sexual kidnapping, a less delightful inventor, the elephant killing room, that's yoga babe, death hole, the beam that takes effect, juice that makes you explode, hard light suicide bomb, grimace also longs for death, Lupin Tannen, suddenly hydrogen, a pun for something unsaid, and the Most Horny.

Episode watched: #003 (or #026) "To Be Or Nazi Be" In this episode, the gang kidnaps the last surviving member of the Nazi high command and trick him into telling them where Hitler's secret treasure was buried! This week we talk about Jessie Larson, Womanhood took 12 years to make, git good (morally), Infinity train, sheer horny energy, full tourist mode, uncut Lupin, time to beat up an old man, what's more normie than talking to God?, vored by Thor, the tickle chair, strip club plan, Goemon's youtube channel, Goodbye Lenin, say goodbye to Hitler, cop extras, autobahn runway, and Indiana Jones and the Hidden Nudes.

Episode watched: #023 "Rats To You" In this episode, everyone's new favorite character Jirokichi IV teams up with Goemon to steal some worthless crap! This week we talk about boutta head out, New Bedford-Punk, nose bra, show us where he stole, where's Fujiko, whole rat ass, a bad woodcut, further from Billy's light, butt pills, a new ICPO chief, unknown thief treasure, Mouse Hunt (1997), GEORGE LAZENBY, shidding and fahdding, Dangerous Criminal, my turn for face putty, peak NB energy, the strong must protect the sweet, century-year-old documents, it's Boyrat, horribly wrong in the land of tumblr, and Craig Ferguson on the money.

Episode watched: #101 "Versailles Burned With Love" In this episode, the show keeps insisting that everyone in the Lupin gang is straight, with is HILARIOUS. This week we talk about Totally Spies stole this plot, furries, Sakurai's trick, Versailles Ohio, CHALLENGE PISSING, immediate Zenigata, accidental good animation, tricorn dipshits, just a straight up Rose of Versailles reference, he's dead now, the gorgon in the fireplace, fop Lupin, Lupin Destroys A World Heritage Site, Mr. Bean heist, I rigged it, built up a resistance, plane time, some Odysseus-ass shit, that's a lie, destroying Paris, potion of become statue, and fuck or don't fuck.

Episode watched: #058 "Gettin' Jigen With It" In this episode, we're joined by Ava for a serious episode with a very silly title! This week we talk about revenge guesting, let Donald Duck have boyfriends, boring weeks, Mad Max Flurry Road, stationary torso, my special robot eyes, my ketchup, glowing torso, sick of these fake ballet fans, name a woman, Fujiko is bad at dancing, epic train music, 10 foot vertical leap, he's gay ma'am, bounce bounce am I right, good old farmchurch, no fuck zone, the famous Austria chasm, physics happens, Lupin the finsub, and leather daddy Jigen.

Episode watched: #037 "Khan Job" In this episode, we get two plots and no focus, with a side of shaggy dog! This week we talk about mediocre Lupins done quick, new year new gender, spooky scary skeletons, Turbo movie bad, Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken, Rockin' Rappin' Robots, Lupin's cliffnotes, that'd be stupid, Genghis Khan dummy thicc, racist in the other room, real fake door, CLIFF DRIVE, burning wreckage, reverse by northwest, ancient viewfinder, follow the spooky flute, we solved the bad Lupin problem, planes is planes, old monk Jenkins, poor episode focus, 4 idiots die in a cave, the forever bank, and the ultimate now KISS.