Lupin Lottery

Episode watched: #44 "Lyin', Cheatin', and Stealin'" In this episode, an Australian police officer builds a Lupin-proof armored vehicle, and Zenigata asphyxiates! This week we talk about Cats, Sean's cable nest, Hades husband simulator, D. C. trip, peak dub accent, very cool and handsome, emos, pure Australium, uncanny valley animals, impossible elevator, human shaped, time enough to build a periscope, blessed image, the most upsetting death, no air down there, some big rock, what if Lupin steal Uluru, twirl those things, no time for subtlety, and work buds.

Episode watched: #116 "Have the 108 Bells Rung?" In this episode, we meet a different Wolf with a score to settle, and the gang steals a big golden boat! This week we talk about black omens, chosen chapters, date night, Shrine Dude for the Sega Genesis, averting black friday, almost definitely racist, bad guy looks cool, crime scavenger hunt, infodumping, power sense, trapped in a cartoon world, *wink*, completely fucked timeline, Lupin dakis for sale, head bee guy, complete asspull, so many broken bones, uninteresting helicopter, robbed by vampires, and seasonal rankings.

The first one of these that wasn't due to a catastrophic fuck up! Happy Holidays!

Episode watched: #121 "The Treasure My Grandfather Left Behind" In this episode, the gang sets out to claim something legitimately as opposed to stealing it. Doesn't go well! This week we talk about welcome to Eis hell, better manhandle this murder weapon, Shiva with gun, traditional Scottish snake charming, another The Third, trap castle again, Dracula off his shits, the most vore thing ever, Samurai Jack, secondhand lobster, imagine deathspots, gay baby jail, old man distraction, sheep time, bend out of jail, a rare The Second, death bubble, update the Lupin kill list, and eat shit Sean.

Episode watched: #091 "The Time Travelling Girl" In this episode, the writers conflate "sleeping for 2000 years" with "time travel" and we get some VERY worrying implications regarding Lupin's diplomatic immunity status! This week we talk about Thanksgiving, Pathologic, meta destroyed, snow time, red isopod hours, sitcom opening, I'm Baby?, your horoscope for today, how many the thirds, black Harvard market, Arsene "Big Tex" Lupin, trippy mind nonsense, horse per hour, mystery desert tower, history's greatest monster, incredible SEO, (chuckles) you mean the chaos emeralds?, zombie women love Lupin, siren camel, and a fun new conspiracy.

Episode watched: #112: "Goemon's Close Call" In this episode, we pinball WILDLY between grisly scenes of torture and slide whistle Looney Tunes bullshit, and it's REALLY good! This week we talk about the worst hair, destroying a child, local cryptid, snow hell, sick-ass car, anyway here's Wonderwall, intense staredown, he's GAY, destroys some rocks, weaponized horniness, Fujiko sex doll, redirected horny enemies, the panty raid, Zenigata narration, tf2 item, blasting off wolf, double dummied, HARD swerve, Freebird, secondary castle, extreme tonal difference, Eat at Lupin's, tell him I'm not in, set room to fuck, he knows those titties, Castlevania, true friendship, actually kills someone, sitcom ending, and Lupin vs. Strong Bad.

Episode watched: #014 "The Case of the Risible Dirigible" In this episode, a turn-of-the-century Austrian aristocrat builds a giant Zeppelin and challenges Lupin to steal a gem onboard guarded by 3 legendary detectives (and Zenigata)! This week we talk about anime conventions, Pokemon MILF & Pokemon HIMBO, gamers should be oppressed, come steal this, dirigibles are plane cousins, the most famous detectives, ultimate throwback Thursday, dub differences, less fun, a second eye gem instance, nasty lad, the third Npuru, classic murder mystery, gun gremlin, NOT a vampire, opposite of any white guy, Fujiko OUT, the tiniest airplane, oh right them, death knockout, and ennui at 6, and international fluid.

Episode watched: #033: "A Rumble Royal" In this episode, we open semi-en media res to a heist by the boys that's soured by Fujiko! This week we talk about a happy birthday, still gatin', braver than any US Marine, 6 day shift, where we droppin' boys, WWI political cartoon, DeVito samurai, jag-wire, professor rubbermouth, that old man is dead, a good dynamic, slow burn bimbofication, Sweeny Todd, bad boobs, the money bible, noted beard-haver, The Parent Trap, fun n' flirty tip off, sweet baby baldeshoe, exploding dummies, entrapment, quill beard, and terrible facial hair.

Episode watched: The 1969 Pilot Film It's a very special episode as we watch like half a heist take place and reminisce about the past 2 years! This week we talk about a cavalcade of mistakes, a hotel for Luigis, bullshit time, great new job, Extra Life stream, The Lighthouse cinematic universe, what I stole on my summer vacation, going off on part 5, you had to be there, iconic, who are these people, a Jigen I could really get into, a bad Fujiko, nightmare sex tunnel, nighttime telescope, and also Goemon's here, Akechi died on his way to his home planet, Case Closed fun facts, little Goemon things, and a look back on 100 episodes.

Episode watched: #006: "Cursed Case Scenario" In this episode, Lupin does done get himself cursed by a mummy, and we all have to deal with that. This week we talk about the great new job, Outer Worlds, pokemon go, trick or treating, you know like nya, water pipe Jigen, gotta be racist, emergency fishing pole, then I fuck the mask, communist Zenigata, the best sequence, very cursed looking, THAT'S A WHOLE BROTHER, return the slab, bench pressing Shaq, Fallout 76: Curse of Toddankhamun, some kind of kite situation, everyone loves a slinky, so many dead, weird early Fujiko remorse, genuinely upsetting, dead in a pyramid, and the best middle east episode.

Episode watched: #024 "The Lair of the Land Shark" In this episode, a sadistic prison warden uses DNA-seeking bombs to kill any prisoner who escapes, and guess who gets himself arrested in order to save Fujiko! This week we talk about that's flu baby, Fallout New Venus, Buzzfeed Unsolved, vibe penitentiary, primitive tinder, dramatic timing, no security, worst alarm position, step 3 profit, how dare you have feelings, a ten minute chase sequence, jumping the shark, criminal lover, ACME brand pit, throw your pants in the hole, teamwork is the secret, Lupin prison abolitionist, police puzzles, very hard escape room, dickbutt child, and enemy of the show.

Episode watched: #140 "The Wolf Runs and the Pig Rolls" In this episode, Lupin is after the diamonds of the owner of Canada's largest diamond mine, who is also a rodent scientist, and also dabbles in ichthyology? This week we talk about unprofessional opening, big spill, dust game, 24 hour ponyta, toe to tip that's a Welles, Lupin-shaped hole, sex vampires, Sarge Mimpson, danger darts, crime Ratatouille, set sword to bash, the majesty of the food chain, not robots, a dollar a jug, I think we're going to need a bigger boat, environmental crimes, infinite diamond mine (NOT FAKE), dinner dome, diamondmancer, house explode button, homing snowball, Lupin scamper, random ending, a lot of rats, and Scooby Doo crossovers.

Episode watched: #083 "Lupin's Big Western" In this episode, a hitman agency tries to film the best commercial ever, by killing Lupin. On a western set. This week we talk about the cowboy curse, inktober, Throne of Blood, cheesey hitman commercial, cigarette whispering, a fan of film, wiener bros., where'd he get that horse, Toom Stone, damn this plush rump, looney toons time, so long as it works, no foreplay, one sour note, antique train market, totally spies bullshit, dynamite somehow, Buster Keaton's Lupin III, Zenigata has tuberculosis, frenching the camera, no more sex, did Kill Bill reference Lupin III, a Nord's last thought, hanging time, horses love carrots, special fuck bed, and Western Names.

Episode watched: #041 "Heroes And Vixens" In this episode, we get a LOT of cryptids and mythological beings just extremely casually confirmed, also witches. This week we talk about no more crimes, botanist needs wine, cabbage is poison, queer punk concert, chicken nugget dog, lupin drinking game, Lamborghini account, tears of a yeti, Jigen isn't straight, universal Lupin monsters, no horny Goemon, Mothers I'd Like to Fill with Soup, not back avenge death, shitty car, criagslist potion seller, filled with giant cephalopods, return of yabahoos, (stares at the camera), *cocks gun* the mountains have yetis, GOEMON CASTRATED A DRAGON, Negging A Yeti, looney tunes-ass shit, let them keep the car, lying kink, prince charming backstory, Lupin's wekaness, drink this mystery goo, 1978 4Loko, and Fujiko stimming ASMR.

Episode watched: #73 "It's A Purloin-A-Palooza!" In this episode, we get some wacky races shenanigans and SOMEHOW mister melt Antarctica is back. This week we talk about 2/3rds of a podcast, wallet for babies, gravy hands, narnia brain, Deadly Premonition, a short history of theiving, fucked up horse car, our chance to see cars drivng, good joke, arresting the wreckage, points into boat, tunnel blunder, GOIN' OVAH DA CLIFF, it's this guy, eyeball washing, raiding Leno's garage, the absolute madman, teamwork, chicken with a jet, everyone's dead, ishygddt, speech cut short, pride is dumb, and a feral legend.

Episode watched: #74 "For Larva Or Money" In this episode, there's a horrible chameleon man who makes everyone physically need to eat bugs by spraying them with chameleon DNA, and also there's a diamond. This week we talk about moving time, diced dungeons, found apartment footage, Lupin racist moments, episode over, refusing to learn, face down ass up, an unforgettable luncheon, rare continuity, restraining order yoda, return of pepper, brain geniuses, Jigen dear, Lupin is Kiryu, y'all mind if I STOP RACISM, angled driving, juice that makes you eat bugs, Gobby pussy indulgence, circuitous plan, beautiful frames, can't unpack all that, missed context, invisible tank, endangered sex car, didn't think this one through, and flower titties.

Episode watched: #147: "The Mermaid That Disappeared in the Midnight Sun" In this episode, the mayor of Bergen bankrupts his city for a sexy statue, succeeding in being somehow more horny than Lupin is. This week we talked about the most 6/10 video game, noble killing simulator, silly hat Goemon, hand chairs, video game pearl, nip nops, hotel hammock, my best friend the oboe, spite crime, Jess Painting-fucker, mask check procedure, puffy face, no plan, an unforgettable luncheon, fashion crime, fishing for Lupins, ICE TRAIN 2, girl talk, viking spirit, how gravity works, the mayor fucking snaps, go Balto go, and titty Fujiko statues.

Episode watched: #019 "Hell Toupee" In this episode, we're treated to a surprisingly emotional story between Lupin and Fujiko, and also short bald Not-Hitler is there. This week we talk about Mark did an oopsy, Persona with swords, brief Sean roast, PhD in Lupin, salute the picture, inflatable globe warehouse, god damn wind, the least happy man, Lupin is Monk, the least animated fight, worst guards, deep moat, what if Goemon use mapquest, cartoon splash, whole scene reference, jetski accident, shouting at horror movies, idiot balloon time, the SS stands for Super Sucks, loves trees, Lupin in Jojo, and Zenigatcha game.