Lupin Lottery

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Episode watched: #71 "Lupin vs. The Shinsengumi" In this episode, a Hokkaidan secessionist movement summons a giant octopus to... (checks notes) steal back a fancy 19th century cannon. Huh. This week we talk about how work sucks, fantasy weed, jojos, the blood oath, just impractical, robbed of her chance, fundoshi cinemasin, wet watch, land currents, raining pen stare, I'm not in this one, the most expensive plan, lupin plays in a grain silo, underwater hotboxing, turning this ghost ship around, car-boat, dangerously cheesey, Lupin's sailor cap, clueless, the Titanic animated movie, whimp fight, Goemon fights an octopus, local exploding idiot, and octodab.

Episode watched: #124 "1999: A Popcorn Odyssey" In this episode, Fujiko says she'll only marry Lupin on the moon, and so he does the only logical thing: find a scientist who makes popcorn big. This week we talk about strangely prophetic episodes, Loopercomputer, botany boys, axe bars, sex sink, Wright tramp stamp, worst design, what'cha thinkin' about, literally Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, part 3 Joseph racist, shame hole, Fujiko Teaches Fractions, Jigen's favorite vegetable, a pretty good 2 minutes, Oslo syndrome, half a man, space jail, too noisy to math, The Popper of Corns, cartoon car powers, Nasa is destroyed, accidental kettle corn, left this thing in reverse, car globe, and Geyo man can live.

Episode watched: #82 "Hostage Rescue Operation: Daddio" In this episode, we get the perfect blend of genuine emotion to bullshit nonsense! This week we talk about sleepy bitch disease, botany boy, NOT the new onceler, wooden bumper, sack of potatoes, time traveling Napoleons, long scream, Fujiko OUT, the same panning shot, secret jailivator, French anthem marathon, progressively stronger gates, two sides of a coin, the least cooperative hostage, spinning helicopter hell, creepy awake mask, approximately seven explosions, legitimately sad, love hunting lupin, D&D internet, the most Sean question, and who is the sleepiest bitch?

Episode watched: #002 "Guns, Buns, And Fun In The Sun" In this episode, a whole lot of nothing has been fashioned into the shape of a Lupin III episode! This week we talk about Final Fantasy, mob boss baby, Switch Lite, Mark's new husband, Johnny Two-Phones, cloud tits, the wads, ultimate fare, argh my boings, Sweet Zeni and Hella Lupin, best of Brazil, an alabi for some reason, you've seen this trope, so many questions, millenial stooges, adjacent urinal monsters, widest road, Jesus take the wheel, my clown statue, restaurant maps, secret sword sauce, Heaven Is Real Movie, my pal Jesus, new lore, Son of the Mask, and hot Hawaii Takes.

Episode watched: #084 "Leave The Revenge To Lupin" In this episode, Jigen wants to help out an old mentor whose age has caught up with him, and also Lupin teleports himself via fax machine. This week we talk about making a Mario, drunkest man, dark and stormy night, bourbon frapp, body pillow Lupin, Annabelle marathon, my friends Jack and Jim, types of killers, wild phonebooths, dumbest curator, "I can do what I want", 40 or 50 years old, Lupin babies, 1:1 wig, needlessly graphic, teleportation fax, feral Lupin, real good frames, method assassin, Lupin's dreamself, the worst boomer, check your phone turnaround, and turn on your location. 

Episode watched: #113 "OPERATION CHUSHINGURA" In this episode, Lupin (who has been cursed by a mummy and fought a vampire) ADAMANTLY REFUSES to believe in ghosts, and it's great. This week we talk about hero gamer, happy plants, week good, the peanut gallery, shittiest MacBeth, he is a ghost, suddenly inspirational, all magic is real, Fujiko is freaking out, cool cop cameo, samurai spirit, constantly dabbing, legal murder, hip teen calculator, horse murder plan, Pokemon Ghost, shoot to kill, we love oboe, uncooked fettuchini, Civil War re-enactor Zenigata, Kabuki Cops, ghost slaps, cool vape tricks, Spectral Cotton, teeth treasure, cut to commercial, and Sleipnir murder.

Episode watched: #80 "Everybody Loves Ramen" In this episode, Lupin breaks into prison in order to get the treasure that was buried there by his partner in crime 8 years ago. This week we talk about my best Deborah, nintendo olds, depression and late 20s, where was that being kept, timeline nonsense, titty time, toxic football, oxygen cylinders, the 'ol leprechaun trick, president (mumble), just cyborg 009 again, 4/20 nice, every frame a painting, one last fuck, no fighting in the war room, delivery cup ramen, speed Checkov, peep jousting, the treasure was nature the whole time, kilogram of feathers/steel, the Lupin defender, and the worst deaths in Lupin.

Episode watched: #122 "Rare Find: Napoleon's Fortune" In this episode, once again we're promised silly Zenigata antics and ONCE AGAIN we're disappointed! This week we talk about happy Stanley Cup, Araki's bad at storytelling, T Rex Bat%, past camera, the jizzboy mystery, pie removing spray, no Shemps, popping the biggest bottles, Doctor Sillydumb, nothing happened, Zenigata invents tubby custard, sexy prisonwear, death row fucking, luxury prison transport, no real teeth, the Higgs Lupin, study sesh, beach looks, like shooting fish in a gun barrel, RIP piegun, the most expensive execution, Lupin is Fallout rich, ultimate shaggy dog story, fuck you Simon, E3 talk, and TODD COWARD.

Episode watched: #149: "Mecca Robbery" In this episode, Lupin ecologically devastates Antarctica presumably just after it finished re-freezing from Phantoma's shenanigans while at the SAME TIME bankrupting Saudi Arabia! This week we talk about The Great Mouse Detective, biggest best life, Star Trek miniskirt, quick Mecca factcheck, Lupin's jontron cosplay, convoluted defense mechanism, 44 bullets, Zenigata cargo, only one well, is this fracking, let's fall for this again, just a sea of oil, Dark Gump, the Crayon, random English text, no real descendants, cutest last frame, and the most dangerous game.

Episode watched: #132 "The Himalayan Thief Group" In this episode, Lupin is after some rare Napoleonic bills that were stolen from him, and tracks them down to a cult led by this weird blue guy in the mountains! This week we talk about Babylonian weirdness, Far Cry, garden boys, thug Lupin, Crime Executive Officer, Ludwig von Koopa gijinka, eat the silver, we found Groupon, why am I hitting yourself, wholesome murder, mister B. Adguy, worst breakfast machine, Naked Cave Adventures, scoop the goop, attach the stone of triumph, poison apple roullette, the '67 masturbation accident, literally a jojo plot, more exploding men, casual bullet stroll, Doc Louis Fujiko, Mark failed to prepare, and the best of the season. 

Episode watched: #146 "Lupin's Splendid Failure" In this episode, Lupin has an actual, serious beef with some fuckin' whiz kid. What a loser. This week we talk about maybe a sex thing, stealth dynamite, Jigen is kirby, just like New Vegas, way too prepared, smartboy pills, yet more living bombs, denim mistakes, green jacket throwback, won by a technicality, favorite new character, ICBT(anks), mop kissing, gotta self-code google, business majors, Jesus was the answer, bullshit security, old man young boy syndrome, Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright vs. Lupin, and true neutral.

Episode watched: #97 "Find The Treasure Of Lupin I" In this episode, we have a guest who's never seen Lupin III before, and reacts to Sherlock Holmes III in his house blimp exactly how you'd expect! This week we talk about won the Lupin Lottery, our friend Pikachu, another persona fan, what is the purpose of Fujiko, oh I love Up, bra ransom, swapped with Fist of the North Star, dad husband, crime sons, coke zero, russia's greatest love machine, laser camera, a home in the ducts, murder seeds, canonically untrue, open sesame, menacing fruit tossing, finding that bird, a heaping bowl of staple sauce, and Jojo talk. You can find Mary's podcast here:  https://rttppodcast.libsyn.com/ 

Episode watched: #13 "Curse of the Jumbo Juju" In this episode, Fujiko falls deathly ill (in the same manner as her late, rich husband of 11 minutes) due to the apparently cursed ruby that she inherited from him. Oh also there's a swarm of drugged-up hummingbirds that's going to peck her to death. This week we talk about what is a salad, concert problems, finer points of Magic, playgrandpa, the boys are back in town, attack of the face sucker, poor Zenigata, I heard Lupin is shredded, just say no, mixed up plagues, Jamaica cacti, put her in the will, banned from riddles, what if Jigen smoke weed, legally binding, Indiana Bones, 'sup god, the longest con, anyway it's zombie time, cool with Satan, two types of gems, Fujiko would kill a child, and I won't allow it.

Episode watched: #107 "The Wedding Ring Is An Accursed Trap" In this episode, Lupin steals the hope diamond for Fujiko, wacky hi-jinks and profitable new mascots ensue. This week we talk about my gamer fellas, the Kyle defender, infinity war bad, Lupin vs Mephisto, laughing alone with brunch, Smit Honian, least interesting diamond, historian Goemon, our new friend Beezleboy, thief ownership rules, spooky mirror face, shitty RPG mimic, make your own ghost story, it's all shadow, patented church sit, Lupin-shaped hole, Zenigata off his shits, naked crow, ugly mirrors, post traumatic stress diamonds, Gallileo's a bitch, Lord English ass, this cool rock I found, not a curse, and Sword Lesbians.

Episode watched: #69 "Zenigata Getcha Into My Life" In this episode, we're finally back for real, and had a really good episode to go with it! This week we talk about the podcast ruiner, cats going ham, the new lego movie, She-Ra 2, big detective energy, mementos beer, morning rappel, drive through bedroom, visual aids, symptoms disorder, funny old man death moments, Kissinger nudes, cube time, maybe more, pocket frog, sewer and/or cliff zoning, private shouting spot, pretty fucking brutal, say it again Zeni, horny hooting, sad guys don't look at explosions, old-timey Kiryu, our new podcast Mime Time, and the girl listening this. EDIT 05/07/19: fixed the bit where I forgot to cut the audio before questions

Oopsie-doopsie! I made a fucky-wucky! Please enjoy bits from each of our first 26 episodes, everyone.

Episode watched: #17: "Sheik-Down" In this episode, we get another dang grandson mucking around and demanding Dr. Evil-level ransoms! This week we talk about Sekiro pro bass '99, one of them jet dealies, cranberries, the three genders, incredible lowball, Slugworth finally did it, my new light novel, just a prank bro, convenient ruins, lemonposting, definitely not pants, pinky promise, very crimes, tube and the circle, I'm not owned, Ali is tired, her best quality, so many fears, saving herself, public confession trope, junior novelizations, like a nuke, and I miss future camera.

CW: transphobic/transmisogynist content Episode watched: #135 "The Poison Trio" In this episode, we get our new least favorite episode! This week we talk about don't watch this episode, fun with swords, my cop boss, a couple of marios, I don't know how to cook, lotions and potions, tsuchinoko real house, flesh hurting juice, inspector stupid, arrested for hat crimes, rocket bed, crossing France at mach 10, probably poisoned, spectral bats, ruined image, family lighthouse, scene missing, we have lifdoff, hot homestar takes, and big disappointment. 

Welcome, apprentice detectives! Time for another perfectly chronological episode of Case Closed! This week we talk about egg detective, 2 years late, bustin' Jesus, carbonated coffee, soda run, useless cop, big obvious clue, rightly paranoid, stalking memories, child-sized soda, idiot cops, pimento cheese, call out murderer, accidentally drank Moxie, and sports bag full of knives.