Lupin Lottery

Episode watched: #29 "Fry Me To The Moon " In this episode, we get a bunch of torture porn and not a lot of plot! Also, FLOATIN'! This week we talk about fuck daylight saving's time, tattoos, puzzle island, everyone is sick, sex car Christine, jumpsuit Dan, Zenigata's cool with this, hollistic professor, all ideas are done, queer eye for the ninja guy, world's smallest piano, all a conspiracy, someone's gotta be horny, what a baby, eletrocuted at the stake, another Dr. Pot classic, and the only survivor.

Episode Watched: #148 "The Target is Five Hundred and Fifty Five Meters Away" In this episode, we got a pretty no-frills heist (well, mostly). And it was pretty good! This week we talk about St. Patrick's goof, car problems fixed, new co-host, new schedule, tat wizard, artsy opening, a hearty laugh, criminal auction, hotbox the elevator, wonkavatoring up to God, gag bullets from ACME, yam glass, very disciplined police, ultra dramatic wind, repetitive strain injury, did Fujiko do anything?, return of Lupin Hitman, homestuck eyes, and oh right Pokemon.

Episode watched: #54 "Mercy Mercy Me" In this episode, Lupin faces off against an aging cop who he saved ten years ago. This week we talk about we'll do it live, dungeon meshi, not ska for work, #calendarproblems, pc gamming, court hearing for horny on main, the coffee gif, the oldest stupidest inspector you've got, grandpa babies, most tired man, reverse scooby doo, rookie mistakes, sharing one braincell, the worst roleplay, mommy handsome rating, Lupin Braingenius, racist penguins, tourist from cubeland, useless ropes, activates his bullshit, cash credit or statue, cranky because you're in order, neither of us will be virgins, and Sean Reilly (tm).

Episode watched: #126 "Take Lupin All The Way To Hell" In this episode, Fujiko does one of her bigger betrayals, and someone with a deep grudge against Lupin does the only logical thing they can do! This week we talk about rap about Lupin, J. Jazz Jameson, broken oven, tetris battle royale, the dogsit whisperer, the past is a redder country, goat cup, no or fuck no, a great skillet nap, two banks, note to self: kick Lupin's ass, DEATH PINBALL 9000, child tackle, I resemble that remark, whack-a-Lupin, hi Zenigta, not valid, you can just be a girl, quote from computer exploded, poison gas trap, Fujiko fuck off challenge, a tale of two Lupins, spinball hell, and unfortunate Jojos.

Episode watched: #51 "The Second Time Around, Part 2" In this episode, we get the thrilling conclusion of the tale of Lupin's lost love brought back from the dead! This week we talk about awful boss, Letterkenny, Franz Kafka's Lupin III, dead body hypnosis, get out of my jail, giant coffin, complicit Sergio, ghost clone, having feelings, Zenigata gets WOOHPed, real good shot, no respect, stink cube, what I look like now, brave little cave paintings, full of yams, begone thot mode, true neutral, body question, weird clown sex stuff, and it's always been about robots.

Episode watched: #50 "The Second Time Around, Part 1" In this episode, we get our first taste of chronology and Lupin gets to feel a non-horny emotion for once! This week we talk about baby's first Spiderman, cheap as free mics, mullet Lupin, finally a reason, smallest medallion, so many charity events, Justin McElcop, U-Hearse, trick shooting, hearses are invisible, tie on the ones, a major left turn, Twin Peaks roof, a horny sandwich, that feel when necromancy gf, crop top egg girl, evil electricity, an Igor named Sergio, tiny litte helicoptor, spectral fire, no time to be extra, Sean hates the audience, and pimp-daddy Lupin!

Episode watched: #25 "A Rose and a Pistol" In this episode, Lupin and Jigen are (extremely briefly) set against each other in a pretty forgettable episode! This week we talked about kingdom heart bullshit, screaming cats, thumb cuffs, pouting: the way of the samurai, tubby spoony, Zenigata Kira, wink magic, Richman's voice, my reading secretary, Roger Rabbit powers return, exploding blobfish, Fujiko the moth, scary church, impossible slice, secret dime handshake, no accounting for ghosts, and left her in the tube. 

Episode watched: #38, "Happy Betrayals To You" In this episode, Fujiko works with the ICPO to arrest Lupin in what's somehow NOT the biggest betrayal yet! This week we talk about DK said trans rights, A (long) Series of Unfortunate Events, sweet trap, euro ICPO land, take the shot, disguise ametuer, Fujiko explodes a bridge, victim blaming, the amazing disappearing policeman, Lupin babies, those two guys, totally unsuspicious, primal trickster god, custody kidnapping, drink for cliff driving, quote from man shot, turd diamond, 48 minutes, a watery demise, boobs and butt Zenigata, Fujiko team comp, let Lupin say fuck, and special Mamo surprise.

Episode watched: #128 "Lupin and an Old Woman's Scheme" In this episode that wasn't particularly great an old lady who makes a bad newspaper! This week we talk about mansplaining ghostbusters, a million american pounds, horrible egg man, crushed by newspaper, girlish screams, oldest trick in the book, children's card game, the panty raid, indeed a jam, ashamed of sloppy editing, not that kind of pervert, livetweeting your article, McDoHalds, the power of my stand, Jigen's Ult, it was the best of crimes, delayed explosion, and Bulgarian Treasure Planet.

Episode watched: #85: "The Secret Order of ICPO" In this episode, Zenigata is part of a questionably elaborate scheme to catch Lupin cooked up by a lady lieutenant who REALLY wants to retire and get married... This week we talk about depositing your Lupins, girls (I heard of em), Lupin by way of Scribner, old lady story, a villain from Brooklyn, embryo hooligan, weed mafia, unlimited drama funds, limpid as shit, Serenity disease, blue raspberry diamond, bad at hugging, the bars that haunt me, bad prison, gotta go to pink jacket, three minutes of joke buildup, horny escape, Christmas cake, lowercase a cups, anime crushes, and hot digimon takes. 

Episode watched: #154, "The Hexagon's Great Legacy" In this episode, we get our second instance of Nazi gold, and it's significantly stupider than the first one! This week we talk about fuck podcasting, I think I'm learning Japanese, they're good pokemon, prehistoric ASMR, shitty transformers, sevenhead, insecurity system, perspective problems, Uncharted level, ASCII penis jokes, return of pepper balloon, bubble torpedo, sad Zenigata, segmented trucks, size-changing bricks, one-track mind, Jetsons funny moments, classic minecraft mistake, a Wolfenstein level, screencap source, four caballeros, 360 noscope, and favorite car bullshit.

Episode watched: #103, "A Wolf Saw An Angel" In this episode, a Vietnam veteran unleashes an entire arsenal on Lupin in order to fund his daughter's eye surgery, and we FINALLY pin down Goemon's backstory. This week we talk about how we forgot how to podcast, spider man good, Christmas 2: The Revengeance, the gaming convergence, analog podcast storage, a gazoo situation, militarized police, where are the japes, giant mechanical spider, dickgun, bad car animation, extremely suspicious, anime blind girl, YUUUUUUGI BOY, Lt. Surge appears, not liquid hydrogen, stockades glory hole, a romantic crime comedy, it only gets dumber, standard issue, watch radar metal detector, not how grenades work, double jeopardy, secret sex bed, could Lupin beat Kevin McAllister?, and Tezuka Lupin.

Episode watched: #127: "Direct Hit! Operation Dead Ball" In this episode, Lupin's terrible dental hygine habits are directly responsible for multiple assassination attempts. By the New York Yankees. This week we talk about getting the sports knowledge jokes out of the way, fuck the Yankees, Bamco Nandai, reverse Christmas break-in, old man yells at cloud, phone journey, accidental good shot, newspaper pocket, Big Pockey's return, Barney Rubble, hitman rules, running directly onto the police bus, magic cheek-touch sensing, bulletproof tarp, some of those silent bats, hit by those fat nuts, House with cannonballs, sharingun, classical pummeling, inconsistent baseball knowledge, reverse King Kong, dental hygine PSA, death by shuttlecock, and dtf (down to floss).

Episode watched: #70 "Classic Thieves And Mynah Birds" In this episode, Lupin needs a pet shop owner, and logically breaks one out of a government prison! This week we talk about Fucking Kyle, fallout 76 keeps getting worse, no reason clotheslining, strangely competent Zenigata, bad hiding place, this podcast is a prison, a very specific reason, vice president bird, reincarnated robbers, awful security, the second half swerve, wacky races, redrawn borders, ruining a honeymoon, lax nuke testing, jerma drops a TV on himself, dumbass found vaporized, nuke explaination v2, the rare Fujiko getting cheated, a very good Fallout joke, cassowaries will fuck you up, and utilitarian daemons.

Episode Watched: #53 "The Mad Fantoma Mark III" In this episode, half of humanity gets wiped out, and nothing that happens ever gets mentioned again! This week we talk about leaving the Jess door open, leftist hitman, She-Ra good, something on the wing, Lupin needs his stories, Mark's good Fujiko voice, our villain Batboy, so hyped for evil, a more manageable world domination, Wester Island, action hero Lupin, fooled by toddlery toys, apocalypse wow, these endearing young charms, it all comes back to ice corn, Lupin Max: Horny Road, FMK Robotnik edition, Homestuck the Third, zine came with wife cards, and CHAOS CONTROL.

Episode watched: #145: "Albatross - Wings Of Death" In this episode, we're joined by Maxie while an eccentric billionaire has kidnapped Fujiko to get back his detonator for an atomic bomb, and lots of airplane action ensues! This week we talk about aeromorphs, favorite aquabats song, agent 47 domestic AU, Todd Coward, out of glasses, the split fallout timeline theory, Miyazaki food, casual grenade kick, weird shrimp, strip searched by Dr. Robotnik, the villain is Sean, knifecat face, some not-giving-up police guy, creepin' window, a quick explaination on atomic bombs, the best bit of animation, the ol' exploding hair trick, Goemon does his thing, ground pounding a plane, Fujiko beats up everyone, Lonebach gets stupid, fuel is stored in the wings, travel the lake, one-trip Lonebach, ultimate game of chicken, Fujiko the terrorist, Jess breaks Sean, ratapult, and the perfect Fujiko.

Episode watched: #45: "Diamonds and Minx" In this episode, a hitman named Hangman is dead set on making Lupin deceased! Oh, and he happens to be a zombie. This week we talk about horrible mime man, that's movies babe, #topical, hard drive hostage, Sean hates driving, murder time, crimes of boredom, dub v sub, a load-bearing Jigen, pilgrim car, secret weapon, no nut never, still crafting the sword theory, huge round eyes, hatbox ghost hitman, shootin' branches, the "gonna fuck" prance, mid-pucker, suffer my curse, Naruto in Florida, son of the Invisible Man, please respond, wine for Jigens only, my 3D wife, a Tom & Jerry death, giant handcuffs, the wet bandits of murder, and questionable episode descriptions.

Episode watched: #9 "Steal The File M123" In this episode, an inexplicably Walken-voiced individual coerces Lupin into stealing a file from the London police for him! This week we talk about bad impressions, everything went bad, Kiwami time, happy election day, lore never changes, deltad runes, back at it again in Paris, sword murder, extraordinarily elaborate plot, Lupin's friends leave him for dead, how many Zenigatas we got in here anyhow, spinning hell, weird muppet man, horse powers, ride and die, "on" and "of", skull surgery, always wanted to meet the queen, and late-breaking election results.

Episode watched: #40: "Payload" In this episode, the gang misses their chance to steal 90 billion in diamonds, but Lupin decides that if they can't steal them the easy way, they may as well try the stupid way! This week we talk about eggs, concert time, old timey diseases, a clown named Luigi, distant borks, the most logical way to ship, beer it is, always Lupin in Philadelphia, shockingly good cop, left for dead yet again, a man and his tiger, eating a whole chicken, instant tranq, math podcast, best scene, all animes are furries, so many questions, the lack of women in STEM, a comedy of facepulling, morosexual findom, big slingshot plan, the pokemon boy, and our season 2 rankings.

Episode watched: #151 "The Secret Of Goemon's Zantetsu Sword" In this episode, we watched a man melt to death, and also swords are magic. This week we talked about ignored adjustment, spider jizz, boring adults, return of the Spooky Spot, cuphell, the murder of Rodney Dangerfield, sword magic is real, anonymous tipsters, national idiot convention, flummoxed by a box, Goemon is sword theory, dead foaming, sword college, shithead idiot thief, hillbilly Jigen, eating some Dindans, a brief Lady Liberty digression, driving on cliffs, Fujiko doll, of COURSE she's betraying them, technically a martial artist, dream spikes, NOT HOW ELECTROMAGNETS WORK, re-creating Terminator 2, then WHO'S FLYING THE HELICOPTOR, and waking dreams sound terrifying.