Lupin Lottery

Episode watched: #12 "The Great Chase In San Francisco" In this episode, Zenigata suffers a nervous breakdown and Fujiko repeatedly refuses to understand the concept of supply and demand! This week we talk about false starts, various hells, bootleg miiverse, boring hosts, burning a whole plot, weird references, ghost of crimes past, yelling cowboy Lupin, master criminal Reggie, unsanitary dentistry, oh hey there Abe, the worst doctor, the great chase, making the joke for us, pull a Wile E Coyote, still on her bullshit, and horse crimes.

Episode watched: #142 "The Disappearing Favorite" In this episode, Lupin is challenged to steal a prized racehorse, and in the process kills both it and a totally innocent one too. This week we talk about Sean's shitty RPG, JoJos the fifth, shittiest job, (Not Constantinople), the best entrance, got lice?, in love with a horse, red shaped, My Fair Fujiko, infinite sodas, gambling etiquette, moe through helplessness, Dr Strangelove but with a horse, seahorse, to crush a horse, net missile, threatening a cop, marry a horse, launching a jockey, van into the woods, rotate your hooves, candy corn's a vegetable, Battle Royale of the Wild, and ripping open the Fallout 76 wound.

In this episode, the curse is broken and we have a good episode to watch again! This week we talk about hurt feelingscast, luigi wins by being a piece of absolute shit, cat costumes, part 5 talk, wholesome nakedness, pops is dead, big ol' bubbles, stoned Jigen, incredibly cursed image, Ganondorf the nun, domestic AU, what if Goemon become catholic, blood wine, no explainations, woke Lupin, IT'S COOL GUY, Levina's stand ?G O O F Y  G O O B E R S?, James Bond car, trouble in a bubble, floating into space, and let Zenigata say fuck.

Episode watched: #43, “Where Are Peking Man’s Bones” In this episode, they manage to take a rock-solid premise and fuck it all up, like real bad. This week we talk about car troubles, Sean has no rights, halloween infant, a more racist 006, you look Canadian, hot in Hong Kong, bag factory, too cool for magic, Zenigata is doves now, big new yorker, women's lib for crime, foamy whiskey, calarts surgery, Lupin the radio wizard, secret closet bones, blow the boy whistle, unnecessary exposition, magician Lupin, gmod scout, smackerel of ashes, human ballast, and Jess ruins Xiaolin Showdown. 

Episode watched: #102 "Lupin, Do You Like Chanel?" In this episode, someone is going around stealing a bunch of famous guns, and they happen to own a gun that Lupin wants to steal. Also, they're dressed as a warrior monk and have a ray gun! This week we talk about shoutengine bad, tragic mermaid love, mystery nut, the eternal weed whack, bigfoot car, techno-Benkei, Fujiko can't read, John Wilkes Death, he's not Jigen Respectchild, he's fine, there's a message on the arrow, murder heelys, the humiliation of Zenigata, shitty brush, fun pronunciation facts, dog interruption, boogeyman or boogeyMEN, hotwheels go karts, thicc hedge, oh god it's gun plane, held hostage by ps3 library, colossal asshole dad, magic bullshit safe, and Jigen's magnum dong.

Episode watched: #48 "Lupin Laughs While The Alarm Bells Ring" In this episode, Lupin pledges to steal the money collected during the Kentucky Derbey, except maybe they're all in New York? This episode is never really clear about that. This week we talk about the ballad of big pocky, quest boy, E3 talk, dogsitting, geographic confusion, muzak Goemon, chairman Drew Carey, magnet bullshit, five dimensional chess, Louisville sewer cops, red goo, this joke sucks, bank man too nice, FUCK THIS HAT, 69ing in a trunk, the plan is plungers, stnoppet topband, Sean Goodaccent, exploding dummies, reminding you it's in America, car metaphors, the great muppet caper, and Goonies 2: Still Goonin'

Episode watched: #114, "The Secret of the Mystery Painting, "The First Supper"" Man, we got an episode that somehow had nothing AND everything happen at once. I have no idea how "Zenigata gets X-Ray vision" managed to be a bad episode, but there you go. This week we talked about fire apartment, beating up dudes in places, the pun game, holes, Jess' many scandals, the Place is Good, ripping off Scooby Doo, Jesus All Grown Up, proud to be Judas, Gringotts of Nazareth, Zenigata goes apeshit yet again, special eyes, forbidden mechanisms, go fast swim boys, boat is love boat is life, crime Thanos, it just doesn't add up, x-ray Jesus, a hot fart, the perv police, ice bullshit, the gang gets sacrilegious, and our new pamphlet bible.

Episode watched: #86 "The Mysterious Nightlight Mask Appears" In this episode, a famous writer is enlisted to help track down Lupin, as well as the mysterious and ridiculous Nightlight Mask! This week we talk about Mamo time, least sexy name, Bob Burgers, back on his bullshit, boring co-hosts, Twilight Zone opinions, Paris again, first-draft luchador, mystery zipline, police consistency, my manservant Fawful, taking some me time, always a masquerade ball, Jess' other spec script, mobile Lupin matter, dangerous clown, human music, bozo of the opera, millenium mask, Zelda puzzle bullshit, RETURN THE SLAB, death by high-shovel, cheesey blood, knife/sword discourse, not how bulletproof vests work, ancient Incan dollar bills, cool guy failure, haunted doll watch, and costumes are bad.

Episode watched: #1 "Lupin The Third's Gallant Appearance" In this episode, an old foe returns again for the first time to trap and kill the Lupin gang! This week we talk about being back again for the first time, the most fucked sleep schedule, podcasts done quick, intimidating house lady, ruins of Honk Kong, cut to butt, id at the wheel, ship for the gays, smell of Fujiko, he has a permit, the first of many fatalities, snake dentistry, is Goemon a thot?, made of yams, commercial-spanning zoom in, fuck you for saving me, the kink center, extremely different flashback, 15% Richard Simmons, psychic plan, intense fire suppression, fuck everyone, and the story continues, and a cyborg can be a house.

In this episode, we get what's maybe the worst use of communing with the dead possible, and another entry in the "Lupin fights Universal Studios monsters" series! This week we talk about the podcast curse, horny Zenigata twitter, squirrel rescue, cursed masks, theme song talk, color ghosts, arbitrary skepticism, the Goemon effect, the Frankenstein crusades, soul gun, why are they robots, ancestry dot com crimes, Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern are stoned, bad chyrons, shoutouts to the oboe, Frankenstangria, Lupin gets tossed a lot, an EXTREME subtitle difference, doctor brain genius, missed opportunities, and Lupin turns the frogs gay.

In this episode, someone finds a way to get internet horny in 1977. This week we talk about angry bald child, round % pokemon run, keys mistake, Zeinigata's goozooka, off to find his dignity, capital H Horny, pretty neat shot, in the hall of heads, a third shooter, jolly green giant dick, 70s hell sequence, (no relation), Lupin Bravo, It (2017), Goemon's shining, dressed as a 90s cup, oops all tubes, wax fucker, my new Zenigata doll, and Lupin Universe.

Episode watched: #151 "The Arrest Lupin Highway Operation" In this episode, Zenigata has constructed an elaborate (and probably very expensive) trap for Lupin, and then we get 18 minutes of if Speed were a Wile E Coyote cartoon. It's really good. This week we talk about a clerical error, No Man is a Sky, Son of Man, you're hime forever, style discussion, not even bothering to lie, fuck rankings, sneaky car, pulling a leprechaun, one-man wide helicoptor, Jigen is Luigi, the special box, bridge x, call you a cretin, shift into jump gear, the magic theft bus, farm implement, idiot on purpose, 60 FOOT VERTICAL LEAP, eyeballs full of diamonds, the last Lupin Lottery, once-pal Maxie, none of us are car people, and Sean creates audio poison.

Episode watched: #28 "Female Inspector Melon" In this episode, Lupin plans to steal all the money from ALL the banks in Paris, so the police bring in a specialist: the granddaughter of Inspector Gaimard, Lupin the First's old rival. This week we talk about our illegal nerd show, Stevens Universe, magic Mark, accidental cruel joke, statue of Eiffel, ignoring green jacket, Zenigata's handcuff school, driving with no rules, Fujiko mailaise, magic camera, cuff-fu, orange wine, frilled inspectors, pants: gone, the two most important parts, melon apple, the dub is still good, dead but horny, and nobody can French.

Episode watched: #117 "The Chewing-Gum Disguise Operation" In this episode, Lupin blows 50 grand on some gum that creates disguises, despite the fact that he can make his own out of dirt. This week we talk about episode categories, ksp defense squad, metroid, the sex number 35, eye takes, remember Deltora quest, die by the horny, sign fun, Sean "Mike's Hard" Reilly, extremely 70s references, no kill like overkill, fuck 1980, best boy, priest hamburglar, accidental bigamy, that's not how disguises work, the fourth wall is gone, history story, and a defense of gum.

Episode watched: #119 "Lupin, Who Killed Lupin" In this episode, we finally reach the one that started it all. The Hitler minotaur. This week we talk about oops all dopplegangers, Metroid quest, Sean gets sad, money child, Extraordinary Gentlemen, death juice, have secret will haunt, canon stench, Zenigata crashes a funeral, The L.U.P.I.N. System, secret furry, brother my brother, we get theological, double Hitlers, shapeshifting lore, robo-consent, standard groping motion, weird imagine spot, perfectly symmetrical violence, kelp disguises, sentimental on main, universal movie monsters, and the Voltron lady.

Episode watched: #66 "Shooting Orders!!" In this episode, Lupin is being hunted by a killer cop packing EXTREMELY illegal ammunition! This week we talk about robot hell, Sean has a type, non-euclidian apartments, artistic opening, worst driver, his special interest is gun, ambiguous age, dumpster fire speech, huge infodump, R.I.P. Sexcar, seeing four Krusties, signifcantly less horny, bad laugh, finally some bullshit, mercury bullets, and Lupin vaporizes a man.

Episode Watched: #61 "The Flying Zantetsuken" In this episode, something happens that we're kind of been expecting all along: Goemon's magic sword gets stolen by someone who turns it into a seriously dumb weapon! This week we talk about Detroit: Become Podcaster, relatable references, apartment woes, Al Capone paradox, RIP Sex Car, more fake countries, much love place, Jigen Gumble, pint glasses of burbon, Chicago euphemisms, suicide redundancy, explosive bricks, failure of the planefucker, money morality, the secret is yams, and a cruel and unusual punishment.

Episode watched: #94, "Lupin Vs. Superman" In this episode, everyone is obsessed with Superman again, only a few weeks after the last time this happened! Bank robbers are using a Superman impersonator as a distraction to commit their crimes, and Lupin is taking the blame! This week we talk about bad PSUs, autotuned in hell, overalls = farmer, Clant Kunk, NYC sheriff, petsounds, horses on bikes, Super#man, special mechanic, ham barger, technical difficulties, look and point, so many samurai, rake gag with cans, Superman but with a knife, EXTREMELY magic sword, goofy hitman, and Headboy.

Episode watched: #72 "The Skateboard Murder Mystery" In this episode, there's a precocious kid detective who's here to solve a crime! Also, Lupin is technically here I guess! This week we talk about the E3 special, PC boy, thicc Wall-E, detective Naruto, Sean's bible corner, don't trust your family, Dairy Queen empire, murderer again, shittiest barricade, Chekov's armory, the special ball, pattycake escape, we recite all of American Pie, #deflategate, comedy bomb, something reminds Sean of Scrooge McDuck, double slo-mo, skateboard hitman, right in his gob, non-euclidian car, and collecting the STEAL letters.

Episode watched: #88 "Lupin's Big South Pole-North Pole Adventure" In this episode, Lupin decides to take all the penguins from the south pole and move them to the north pole on the flimsiest pretenses imaginable! Plus secret pope crowns and haunted jackboots! This week we talk about how Sean is bad at Dark Souls, idiot semantics, ze bad game, The Brave Little Toaster (again), my pokemon Gun, lifestyles of the rich and larcenous, The Death March of the Penguins, the south pole is the green one, ugliest seal, Zenigata's fursona, converted by the space pope, ace detective Goemon, alternate bastard Nobel, all according to plan, spinning like a madwoman, boy am I sure glad that he's the mammoth, possessed by Mussolini, and just saying words.