Draft The Universe

It's exactly like Shutter Island! Wait, I feel funny... Join the boys for a special Halloween edition of DTU as they return to their "favorite" game: Ghost Bunker 2.0: Shutter Bunker. I can't remember the rest of what happens, but you should definitely listen and find out. Have you seen Lo?

Listen in as they guys totally tempt fate and try to draft Horror Movie Tropes again! Chris gives us a history lesson, Ben takes things too far, and Xhafer calls 'em like he sees 'em.

Hello Internet! We are here again debating our choices for our favorite Barenaked Ladies songs.This Week Xhafer admits a romance beyond time, Chris considers debasing himself, and Ben plays it Earnest.

Hello Internet and welcome to our Barenaked Ladies Songs draft! Listen in as Chris just can't stop himself, Xhafer is just refusing to let Ben call his picks, and Ben gets into the rules.

Hello Internet, It's our Paintings Debate, and we are more than koalafied to talk about this subject. This week Ben can bearly contain himself, Xhafer shows his fangs, and Chris' gambit gives us paws.

Join us as the boys make a jarkt (that's a joke about art) and draft their favorite paintings! Chris retroactively steals a painting for another artist, Ben makes David Lynch say 'dawg', and Xhafer takes a hard left turn on his picks.

On today's episode, Ben folds space and time, Chris explains the childhood secrets of the illuminati, and Xhafer draws astounding connections between aliens, napkins, webcomics, and dicks. What's wrong with Xhafer's dick? Tune in to listen!

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Coming in drunk on cheese from their fantasy football draft, the boys sit down to talk about their favorite short run TV shows. Chris tells us of our strange future, Xhafer pitches a crossover animated special that was never meant to be, and Ben channels his favorite character from The Lego Movie.

Hello Internet! This week we are drafting short run tv shows no matter how much Chris wants to cancel us! In this episode Ben pushes the boundaries of the draft, Chris refuses to draft Galactica 80, and Xhafer teaches a monkey to smoke

Who's the pokemon? It's PODCAST!

Hello Internet! On this week's episode Chris shows he's not afraid to drop money on a first date, Ben risks it all to be the very best, and Xhafer just wants to listen to Wu Tang . . . guys . . . please . . . can we just listen to Wu Tang?

DTU AIN'T NUTHIN TO FUQ WITH.

On this episode of Draft The Universe... We ironically have fun playing with Beyblades. Yep, I've got nothing else for you but that.

And it was 99 cents! Join the boys as they have the most fun you can have for $15. Xhafer's head explodes, Ben brings the snacks, Chris brings the candy, and Xhafer sets the episode ablaze!

OMG? Wha Happaan Haar? Yo Dawg, It's my boy John Cougar. Jean. Claude. Van. Damme.

Hello Internet! Due to The Commissioner's machinations we didn't get our Beyblades in time, so we are drafting Knock Offs. In this episode Ben calls on the strength of Jupiter, Chris gets sandwiched between cream and a cookie place, and Xhafer DOES NOT TALK ABOUT MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND!

And just like that it was over, we tend to our wounded, we count our dead. Draft picks good and bad wonder alike if this really means freedom (from the bunker). "Not yet." Join us for episode 80, wherein which Chris hopes that history will prove him right about Turducken! the Musical, Ben insists that we've got a great show for you tonight, and Xhafer replaces Chris's pick with the. Worst. Christopher. Ever.

Cheerio! Come on down to the bunker and listen in as those draft hooligans get up to no good talking about their favorite British things, they are. Join us has Xhafer just outright stabs Chris in the heart, Ben decides its finally time for all these Brit puns he's been saving up, and Chris makes us pull out the censor button.

Everyone, Chris is finally watching Star Trek. Honestly if I had known this is what it was going to take I would have tried to get us to start a podcast years ago. Also, we talk about Movie Swordfighters. Specifically, Ben gets the Led out, Xhafer gets to explain Drag Kings, albeit briefly, and Chris just wants everyone to be a little more weird. Pretty much par for our course.