Draft The Universe

Time to come down to the bunker and listen in as the boys talk about their favorite wielders of the blade. Join us as Chris tries to use maths, Ben explains why he's always got so many honorable mentions, and Xhafer attempts a gambit that is too weird.

Hello Internet! Put on your jammies and pour a bowl of cereal because it's our Saturday Morning Cartoons Debate. Join us this week as Chris sells out with the B-52s, Ben hopes Scrooge can weather the storm, and Xhafer is a freak for corporate synergy.

Oh Hi Chris! Join the bunker boys as they discuss your favorite Saturday Morning Cartoons! Listen in as Xhafer messes up the recording for the FIRST TIME EVER GUYS COME ON IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL, Chris takes a Lovecraftian twist on Wheel of Fortune, Ben doesn't get what a fear boner is (but he has heard of them), and Seth doesn't feel to good, Mr. Draftmaster.

Hello Internet! Seth is with us to help us finish off our Fantasy Books debate. Join us this week as Ben gets sublime with his fake outs, Seth blinds sides Ben, and Xhafer gets Delirious with his draft. Also Ben and Xhafer argue about Game of Thrones a lot . . .

It's time for the bunker boys to talk about their favorite fantasy books! Listen in as Ben takes Xhafer's favorite fantasy book series that he introduced Ben to has the first pick and Xhafer's totally still not so bitter about it that now, weeks later when he's editing and forced to lived it again, that he has to make the episode description about it. Also, Seth does a thing. Honestly why do I bother.

Hello Internet! We picked you first for our team, cause it's our Childhood Games Debate! Who gets picked last as Ben tries to slide to victory, Xhafer tries to win with math, and Seth goes mudding!

It's draft week and the bunker boys are talking about Childhood Games! Ben tells us about his time r as a hide and seek champion, Chris is upset we didn't draft Pogs, Replacement Chris has a bedazzled jacket and might have to eat poop, and Xhafer thinks kids are dumb and dangerous, and drafts like he means to prove it.

Internet, you are being hailed, Priority One! It is the second half of our Sci Fi episodes, so that means Debate. We go where no one has gone before, a podcast talking about sci fi! In this episode Ben doesn't want to go nuclear, Chris finally hears the music, and Xhafer forgets all about Gushi.

This one has been on the to-do list since the boys got trapped in the bunker, so they've had a lot of time to figure out their choices. Nice. Listen in as Xhafer promises us some Bakula, Chris wants Ben to tell him why, and Ben's to-draft list just gets torn to shreds.

Hello Internet! It's our Henchmen Debate episode, so lookout as many of pop cultures greatest 2nd fiddles face off. In this episode Ben goes all in on the virtues of self preservation, Chris really wonders how to properly prepare hobbit, and Xhafer gives his best sales pitch.

It's time for our Henchmen draft! Tune in to the bunker has we try to find any excuse to use our new Dune drop! Listen has Chris snipes a pick, Ben has more to say about his honorable mentions than his picks, and Xhafer talks Number 2.

On today's episode of Draft The Universe, we debate Gritty Reboots. In the synopsis for this episode, Chris reboots the accepted short description of the episode, instead opting for a meta gag. Isn't this so gritty? Guys? Anyways, this one has some jokes about Thomas Kinkade, Grunge Music, and Space Hitler.

Hello Internet! In the dark and story wold of the bunker there is just one Podcast that can save us from the grim and gritty reality, Draft The Universe! It's our Gritty Reboot Draft, and we are going deeper into the weeds than normal this week. In this episode, Xhafer finds a wagon train of picks, Chris finds our spirit animals, and Ben makes a Grover Cleveland joke he's very proud of.

It's the CHEESE DRAFT. And the CHEESE DEBATE. I bet you were expecting some CHEESEY bad puns here, but really we just like cheese and puns but not together. It's not peanut butter and jelly. Or Aretha Franklin and breaking up a mugging in a dark alleyway. Join us as Chris over prepares, Xhafer under prepares, and Ben is just happy someone remembered crackers.

It's our 63rd episode, and we are drafting cover songs! Listen in as we pick our favorites (two episodes ago), and then debate their strengths and weaknesses as we fight for nerd supremacy! Will a risky gambit work for Chris the second time around? Will Ben rely on ska music to save him? Will Xhafer come in 2nd place and choose the next topic? Is this podcast haunted by the ghosts of its first episode? It might be.

Hello Internet! We have some guests in the bunker, so while Chris has mysteriously disappeared there are some new faces and voices to help Ben and Xhafer play The Newly Bunkered Game!

Join the bunker boys as they go back to the well and draft their other favorite cover songs! What will they pick? How much ground can they retread without making the same picks? Will they make the same joke again without realizing it until it's too late? Find out and listen in as Xhafer dekes not once, not twice, but three times, Gordon Bombay style, Ben takes hate drafting to a new level, and Chris's gambit pays off. OH LIKE IT WAS A SURPRISE HE WAS GOING TO DO SOMETHING I'M NOT PUTTING A SPOILER WARNING HERE.

Join the guys as they fight out their favorite tabletop games in a game that is technically played on a tabletop that they all like. Wow, we really missed something there. Anyways, listen in as Ben reminds us he loves Kelly as much as Justin, Chris tells us about Rube Goldberg and Son exterminators, and Xhafer sneaks one of Chris's pet peeve grammar errors into this description knowing he's not gonna read it.

Hello Internet! It's time to roll those dice and shuffle those decks as we draft our favorite tabletop games. In this week's episode Chris goes back to The Murder Basement, Xhafer is goes back to the cardboard crack, and Ben tells another story so depressing he is threatened with being replaced.

It's time for the boys in the bunker to take their drafted N64 and put to the test against each other! Listen in as Chris gets a whole town addicted to Meth, Ben straight Chewbacca's someone, and Xhafer just wants to let you learn about yourself.