Draft The Universe

This is the first episode of DTU Season 2, our exciting new format where we do exactly the same thing we've done for the last 56 episodes! In this episode, the boys discuss their favorite N64 games, a system which only one of them actually played. Chris tees up for some excellent picks, while Xhafer picks the weirdest entry from Nintendo's most popular series, and Ben debates whether or not he's poisoned the well on his favorite game of all time.

Happy Anniversary Internet! It's the end of our first year and that means we are celebrating the only way we know how, WITH A DRAFT! In this Episode, Ben goes back to the Strategy Corner with The Macy Maneuver, Chris goes to 600 BCE to make some beer, and Xhafer finds a Time Traveling Grandpa origin story. Thank you all for a great first year of the podcast!

It's time to check in and see how the boys in the bunker did on their new years resolutions! Has Xhafer started Dune? Did Chris watch Tron Legacy? Has Ben truly forsaken red meat? Tune in and find out!

Meat meat, potatoes potatoes potatoes potatoes? What's up internet? Join us in a brand new year for a brand new episode of our same old hijinks. In this episode, Ben plays to his strengths, Chris plays biodigital jazz, and Xhafer takes on the impossible.

Listen in to the bunker's holiday special! In this episode, the guys, along with special guest Loriann Gurley, watch Jingle All The Way. We recommend listening to this episode while watching the movie, but if you're not gonna watch the movie, at least you can listen to us make fun of it.

Hello Internet, It's the second half of our Inventions Draft and the boys are going to have to get creative to take a victory in this match up. In this episode Ben sets a trap, Chris has a close shave, and Xhafer makes the internet cheesier.

"Just remember, Rumours by Fleetwood Mac was recorded while the band was in the process of breaking up." That's somewhat factually inaccurate, but in this episode we draft inventions so it's all good! In this episode, Ben takes something dear to Chris, Xhafer gets caught in the middle, and Chris quits the podcast (not really). You can go your own way... but listen to this episode first!

Hello Internet! It's the second half of our RPG debate and the boys are getting into it in our standard turn based style. In this episode Chris finds the one thing The Witcher 3 is missing, Ben gets defeated by a minigame, and Xhafer embraces the power of DANCE.

Join the us in the bunker as we draft our favorite Role Playing Games. Chris gets worried about being doxxed, again, Ben takes one of Xhafer's picks, and so Xhafer basks in nostalgia and then gets weird with it. It's the one with the dead horse button.

After a busy month, the boys sit down for a well deserved break. Join them as they contemplate what they're most thankful for, discover the missing link between Dune and fancy cuisine, and share turkey cooking tips. Is this episode finally a break from crazy stuff happening in the bunker? It might be...

Make New Friends, But Keep The Old. One Is Silver, And The Other's Locked In An Impenetrable Cell Deep In A Draft Bunker. In this episode Evil Chris develops the Meldella Effect, Evil Xhafer gets caught monologueing, and Regular Ben pulls out the big guns.

ahoy interwebs! joIn the boyS as they Talk about tHeIr favorite deceptionS in this ePisode of Our poDcast! ours is when you take all the CapitAl letterS in a paragraph and iT has a secret message! listen in as the bunker goes through all forms of deceit, cHris gets to use his fAvoUrite New TroublesomE worD, xhafer talks through hIs Tough cold, and ben MIGHT be in trouBlE, everyone.

Halloween in the bunker does not go as the boys intended. Is this the end of Draft The Universe? It might be. A Draft Your Own Adventure Episode.

Hello Internet! Its that Spooooooky season and so we are drafting our favorite Horror Tropes! Oh no, the draft picks are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE! In this episode Chris just really wants to find an abandoned asylum, Xhafer was hiding in the bushes the whole time, and Ben puts the cherry on top of a pick.

Hello Internet, time from another episode of Draft the Universe! The guys are someone in the solar system, probably, as they debate their favorite things in or about space. Xhafer has an excuse to go on about David Bowie, Ben doesn't play to the judge's favorites, and Chris tells us more than we ever wanted to know about himself, more than once.

WE'RE ON THE MOON! Join us for our shortest and most exciting episode to date as Space-Ben makes a dastardly hate draft, Xhafer wants everybody to get up, and Chris gets everything he ever wanted, including DUNE!

The day is here, the stage is set, and we're stepping to the podium to debate Presidents. Join us this week as Ben makes a case for cheese mammoths, Xhafer tells us which president stocked the Smithsonian with stuffed animals, and Chris demonstrates the power of steam locomotives.

Join the guys as we talk about US Presidents, our favorites and our picks, which are not the same. Chris wants to talk current politics, Xhafer really doesn't, and Ben doesn't miss his shot. To be honest, we messed up by not drafting Grover Cleveland twice, but non consecutively.

It's a new Bye Week and the Draft Commissioner is taking DIRECT CONTROL! Of the Hype! In this episode Chris dreams of riding Sand Worms, Ben tells the most Ben story ever, and Xhafer puts out a call for TurboMan to guest host.

SPORTS! That's what you come to our podcast for, right? On this episode, Chris hits a Hunger Games home-run, Xhafer doesn't even try to pronounce that name, and Ben's microphone gets sent to the penalty box (for technical difficulties).