Cool Parents

It was hard not to call this episode "Baby 2: Pig City," but I felt "To Suck A Thug" may be more fitting because this episode revolves heavily around the hit song My Neck, My Back by Khia. We also dissect the lyrics(?) of Junkie Man by Rancid. Spelling Bee and Missed Connections (Canadian Edition) are also featured! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

We have a great idea for a new show on Vice. It involves Action Bronson putting his life in danger in order to eat every meatball. We also have a nice selection of Googie Reviewbies! Thanks for listening! <3 www.patreon.com/coolparents www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

We have a bucket of Pervert Proverbs and some prank calls! Now enjoy this list of alternate episode titles we considered: Him Yum Wee Mama Tig is Back on YouTube Hard Tit Froggy Style Normalize Crap Mouth The Early Worm Gets the Bug www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Chatbot Poetry and Tindergarten Cops are back with a vengeance! Please enjoy responsibly. www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Justy Boy is taking us back to school and sharing some childhood relics. Also, Brain War! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Curtis is back from Costa Rica and he's talkin' about the mysterious "squish lizard" a little bit. He also has a musical mash-up you will not want to miss... www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Check out this old ass commentary we did for Stone Cone movie "The Condemned." If you want more, get on that Patreon for only $3! We'll be back next week for a brand new episode.

A portal fulla Perverts! linktr.ee/coolparents patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Today, we're talking about several Updates, Curtis kind of introduces a "new" segment called Why Come? and challenges Justy Boy to a new guessing game involving isolated vocal noises. Then, we close it out with a round of I Love This Business. Thanks for listening! www.patreon.com/coolparents www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Hello! We've finally figured out what the heck Davey Havok is saying in AFI's "Dancing Through Sunday." Justy Boy also brought some Missed Connections, Curtis chopped n' screwed that "Bugle Boogie Boy Bee" song, and we educate ourselves on Gen Z slang. Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Ya'll asked for it, so Spelling Bee is back! We also have a new installment of The Book of 2 Chainz, a Mumpdate (mummy update), our review of an old Kerrang interview with Jonathan Davis of KoЯn, and much more. Believe me, this one's a true banger. Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

This one's got ropes! It's got Pervert Proverbs! It's got Alfred Hitchcock! Oh, and the effects of medicine withdrawals... Enjoy! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

It's a new dawn for computer creatures (artificial intelligence) and we're more than prepared to exploit this creepy new tech for the sake of absurd comedy. We're doing exactly that on this episode. We have A.I.-generated song lyrics in a new segment called Chatbot Poetry and very glitchy (meaning extra funny) text-to-speech voice models from Uberduck. Additionally, we have a new installment of Googie Reviewbies and Curtis predicts a new aesthetic movement: Covidcore. If you like our show and want to show your support as well as gain access to hours and hours of bonus content, sign up for our Patreon for only $3! www.patreon.com/coolparents www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

I hope you like sound effects! We've got a lot of 'em. We also have a brand new POME from Justy Boy, some shrimp news, prank calls, and a new trivia segment: Crash Course!!!! There's other stuff in there too, soooooo... www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Mr. Robert Zombie has some words for you. We can't really tell what those words are, but we can certainly give our best guess! It's also time to review some of the most searched terms on PornHub in 2022 and some strange banned hashtags on Instagram. www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Do you remember the classic David Fincher film Pincer from 2000 starring Morgan Freeman as a detective uncovering a mystery involving a surreptitious invasion of Earth by a race of shrimp-lobster-alien's and their human hybrid offspring? What a picture! Strap in for a rottin' tootin' mud truckin' good time as we discuss what a good ol' boy's truck says about him. Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

We answer the internet's burning questions, then Governor/Fighter/Frogman Jesse Ventura is back and he's prepared to exchange blows with Donald Trump. And speaking of Trump, we've got a nasty batch of Pervert Proverbs, too! Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Making a Muscle Boy is back with a vengeance! We also have a brand new segment called The People in the Comments and so much more. www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

We finally took down the Liver King. Yeah, that was us. You're welcome! "Prioritize. Execute. Do." - Nostradingus www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Googie Reviewbies is back with a vengeance and it's brought Missed Connections with it! Don't miss this absolute unit, listen now! Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support