Cool Parents

Today's main event is a new segment we're calling Slamazon! We also tried one called Gucci Bane, but the results were mixed... but in a good way? Listen and tell us what you think! Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

The Book of 2 Chainz is back, but before that, Justy Boy presents a new Jabroni Jamboree. Oh, and we close the episode with I Love This Business! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

This one's gonna make you squirt. Simple as that. It's an instant classic. We got Pervert Proverbs, we got Buttermans, and we got a new segment called Brain War! What else do you people need?! Support the show and get super sick bonus content on Patreon: www.patreon.com/coolparents www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

This one's getting real spooky and real sexxxy, so put your stupid kids to bed. Olivia is here to share her nasty cryptid fanfiction and we guarantee there won't be a dry panty in the room. We're also chatting with some local ghosts via spirit box, among other Ghostober endeavors. Enjoy responsibly! If you like the show, support us on Patreon where you can watch House of the Dead with our commentary starting at only $3! www.patreon.com/coolparents www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Happy heckoween! In this special treat we're joined by the one and only BWETTTTTTT to watch Uwe Boll's House of the Dead (2003). Video version (for Patrons only): HERE! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

This episode is more fun than a "barrel full of supernatural," as Nick Groff would say. That's right, Groff the Chain is back with a vengeance! We also talk politics (uh-oh), have a Spooky Bee, and Justy Boy reads a new Ghostober POME. Enjoy! Thanks for listening! Follow us and support the show below: www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

You ready for more spookies? You better be! We're talkin' Frankensteins, skeletons, Draculas, and mad scientists! Oh, and don't forget the TikTok time traveler. Did you know humanity is effed? Listen for more details! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Don't miss this Ghostober episode, it's really good. We met a demon named Febus, what else do you need to know? We sifted through some backwards music to hunt for secret Satans and also had an A.I. write us a spooky story for a robot to read to us. Like I said, this one's really good. Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

And so begins the Ghostober festivities, sooooo... We got Are You Afraid of the Dark? commentary, spooky Rope Hero, and spooky Spelling Bee. Bring a change of paaaantyyyy... Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Curtis calls the Mystery Freak! Brand new IKEA product name game! Pervert Proverbs! That other thing! Many of more! Thanks for listening! Support us on Patreon pretty please! www.patreon.com/coolparents www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Spooky Reviewbies are here! We also have another edition of It Really Makes You Think... and then we pick apart a Rusted Roots song. WTF he sayin???? Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

You're gonna hear from some real ghosts in this episode, so be ready... Other topics include: pumpkin bote (sic), pope dubauchery (sic), robot catfish bios, and a round of I Love This Business. Thanks so much for listening! Please leave us a rating and review and sign up for our Patreon via the link below: www.patreon.com/coolparents www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

We're back! We're answering some of life's deepest philosophical questions in a new segment called It Really Makes You Think... Plus, we start our preparations for Ghostober 2022 and then two failed Buttermans lead to some new discoveries in songs from both KoRn and Shaggy! Thanks for listening, don't forget to leave reviews everywhere you can! <3 www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

"WE GON BEAT BING BONG!" This commentary track for Varsity Blues was recorded for our Patreon, but here it is as a sneak peek in case you're not a Patron. Now you'll know what you're missing! Get access to all our other commentaries and a whole lot more at: www.patreon.com/coolparents Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Guess who's back Back again Hoss is back Tell a friend Thanks for listening to our show! If you like it, please leave a rating and a review. Also, check out our Patreon and social media accounts at the link below: www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Sorry ladies, this one's for the boys! Wait, no, I'm kidding, please still listen. Today we're making fun of country music, specifically songs considered to be "manly," whatever the heck that means. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Listen, the title says it all. We've got Pervert Proverbs, our re-worked version of "Supercharger Heaven," and some isolated vocal tracks! Thanks for listening! <3 www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

There's a yogi on the internet who's obsessed with his own cumshot. Not sure what else you need to know... Oh, Tindergarten Cops returns. So there's that too. Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Did you know that God can speak through humans? He just doesn't use English, or any other earthly tongue. Don't know why. Maybe you can decipher some of his messages. Listen and let us know! You'll also hear some Missed Connections and some more Jesse Ventura interview gems! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Justy Boy prophesizes the future of Humankind. Then we discuss our findings in our ongoing "Super Charger Heaven" experiment (now titled Slob Zombie), followed by some superb Googie Reviewbies! Thanks for listening and if you enjoy it, be sure to support us on Patreon. Smack this link! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support