Fmklit Pod

All the best things come in pairs: shoes, twins, cocktails...one true loves. It's time for a tryst or two, so you'd better hide your wedding ring, because this episode we're having affairs! We read "The Flowers Need Watering" by Marcus Lopés and "Love the one You're With" by Emily Giffin. Our extramarital emcee's discuss missing toes, '90s bands, and Claire asks the very important question: "What am sexy?"

Hold on to your butts, kids, because today we're doing something different! This is our first Quickie! A little bit of afternoon delight to get you all hot and bothered. For our first ever Quickie, we dove into the bottomless abyss that is FAN FICTION!!! Claire and Neil scoured fanfiction.net to find stories for the other to read and report on. Which literary works inspired this episode's steamy stories? Listen and find out!

There's something strange in the romance world. Who you gonna call? Ghost lovers! That's right, listeners, we're doing ghosts! Literally DOING ghosts! From hot hauntings to spooky sex, we're having romances to die for! We read "Ghost: a Paranormal Ghost Romance: Damned Series Book 1" by Charmaine Ross and "The Ghost of Crawford Castle: A Ladies in Love Romance" by Magda McKune. Today our paranormal podcasters talk about ghost boners, the education of well-to-do young women in the 19th century, and Claire seethes for 80% of the episode.

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, I need a fake date, so pretend like we have feelings for each other but, because this is a romance novel, we'll end up falling in love, maybe? Get a fake engagement ring, because today we're reading books about fake dates! We read "The Wedding Date" by Jasmine Guillory and "Just for Show" by Jae. Also, we broke a record! 2 hours long! Sorry. We're really sorry. We're gonna try and keep it brief going forward. Today, our hoaxy hosts talking about understanding your feelings, dress codes for events, and Neil goes on his biggest, longest rant ever. Sorry.

Is it hot in here or just you? Quick! Someone call 911! There's a fire!....in my pants! Today we're reading scorching novels about firemen! We read "Rekindled Flame" by Andrew Grey and "No Smoke Without a Fire (The Cougar Club Book 1)" by Bobbie C. Bandy. This time, our hot hosts discuss the joys of blowjobs, a dozy little town called Knoxville, and Claire gives a literary lesson.

Is that a knife in your chest or are you just happy to see me?....Oh. Someone call the police and order a strip search, because today we're reading about murder! We read "Naked in Death" by J.D. Robb, and "Winter Kill" by Josh Lanyon. Today, our diligent detectives discuss sexy psychiatrists, flying up and down the West Coast, and they both have beef with a certain Irish billionaire.

Let's you and me play doctor. It's time for your physical, so strip down. Oh, that foot looks gangrenous, time to cut it off.....was that sexy? We sure hope so because today we're talking about old timey doctors! This time we read "The Prairie Doctor's Bride" by Kathryn Albright and "The Doctor's Discretion" by EE Ottoman. This time, our harrowing hosts talk about bride trains, spies, and Claire has a freak out about baths!

Avast ye mateys! We're after your booty, so prepare to be boarded! And other piratey double entendre! Today we're sailing the high seas with two pirate novels! "Captured" by Beverly Jenkins, and "The Sublime and Spirited Voyage of Original Sin" by Colette Moody. This time, our adventurous hosts discuss island paradises, gypsy prophecies, and Claire warns us of the dire cost of over-the-sweater action.

We're getting meta today, kids! Does art imitate life? Do romance writers draw inspiration from their own, steamy lives? We'll find out because today we're reading romance novels about romance writers! We read "A Writer's Romance" by Kay Brody and "24 Inches" by Alexis Angel. Our intrepid hosts discuss the mechanics of anal sex, the importance of deadbolts, and Neil gives a grammar lesson!

Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? This is where the magic happens, kids. This time, we read "Slouch Witch" by Helen Harper and "Lars: Witches of London" by Aleksandr Voinov (despite the fact that we said a different book at the end of the last episode.....sorry). Today, our witchy hosts travel to across the Pond, have some truly divine sex, and Neil goes on a rant about lube!

We're going prehistoric today, kids! Today we're reading "Taken by the T-Rex" by Christie Sims, and "Space Raptor Butt Invasion" by Chuck Tingle. We're giving a whole new meaning to the phrase "dinosaur bone." This time, our dino-mite duo travel to the distant past, the not too distant future, and learn that they've had a dino friend all along!

Oooooo, this is an extra long one for all you size queens. Doesn't it feel good to come.....back to your hometown? This time we read "Strawberry Summer" by Melissa Brayden and "And Then You Loved Me" by Inglath Cooper. This time, our homesick hosts do some time traveling, learn about a new religion, and Claire goes to the circus!

Come into our office and get ready...for an HR nightmare. Today, Neil and Claire work long and hard to please their bosses. Anything for that promotion, right? This time we read “Lumberjack Boss” by Tabatha Kiss and “Tiger Boss” by Alexis Taylor. Our eager hosts examine: the benefits of trespassing; how to make, secure, and lose agreements; and Neil offers his services as an editor. Follow us on Twitter and Facebook (@fmklitpod)

It’s our first episode! Pop those cherries, boys, girls, et. all! Climb between the covers with us as we take our first foray into romance novels. Are you a virgin to the genre? Don’t worry, Neil is, too. This time we read Devil in Spring by Lisa Kleypas and Captive Prince by C.S. Pacat. Our indomitable (and slightly intoxicated) hosts discuss the finer points of choosing paper, a blowjob in the garden, and why Claire loves getting poisoned. Follow us on Twitter an like us on Facebook(@fmklitpod)