Patio Lanterns

In a spooky side project to our regular broadcasts, we watch the new Netflix show "The Haunting of Hill House" to see if it really is all its hyped up to be (reports of people vomiting and fainting). Oh and of course there is a drinking game. WE STRONGLY SUGGEST WATCHING THE SHOW ALONG WITH US. This covers Episode Six.

Kurt releases ALL his tension in an episode-long rant ranging from bathroom faucets to Rocky Balboa. Randy describes the interesting WE Day script handed out to concession stand employees and bio-engineered compass people. Would you like to empower another mama today?

In a spooky side project to our regular broadcasts, we watch the new Netflix show "The Haunting of Hill House" to see if it really is all its hyped up to be (reports of people vomiting and fainting). Oh and of course there is a drinking game. WE STRONGLY SUGGEST WATCHING THE SHOW ALONG WITH US. This covers Episode Five.

In a spooky side project to our regular broadcasts, we watch the new Netflix show "The Haunting of Hill House" to see if it really is all its hyped up to be (reports of people vomiting and fainting). Oh and of course there is a drinking game. WE STRONGLY SUGGEST WATCHING THE SHOW ALONG WITH US. This covers Episode Four.

Daylight Savings Time reactions, the best breakfast (bagel) sandwich ever, and weird bathroom furniture. Later, friend of the show and past interviewee Jake T. Carey joins the show for some compliment sandwiches. Instagram: @plpodcast

In a spooky side project to our regular broadcasts, we watch the new Netflix show "The Haunting of Hill House" to see if it really is all its hyped up to be (reports of people vomiting and fainting). Oh and of course there is a drinking game. WE STRONGLY SUGGEST WATCHING THE SHOW ALONG WITH US. This covers Episode Three.

We are NAKED AND NOT AFRAID. Movie theatres are hotter than the Sun. #cheesingfortolerance gaining momentum? Is wearing the same outfit two days in a row okay? Also joined by (newly awakened) friend of the podcast, the one and only, Jon Favreau, to talk film, continuing education, and animal language arts. Instagram: @plpodcast

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In a spooky side project to our regular broadcasts, we watch the new Netflix show "The Haunting of Hill House" to see if it really is all its hyped up to be (reports of people vomiting and fainting). Oh and of course there is a drinking game. WE STRONGLY SUGGEST WATCHING THE SHOW ALONG WITH US. This covers Episode Two.

In a spooky side project to our regular broadcasts, we watch the new Netflix show "The Haunting of Hill House" to see if it really is all its hyped up to be (reports of people vomiting and fainting). Oh and of course there is a drinking game. WE STRONGLY SUGGEST WATCHING THE SHOW ALONG WITH US. This covers Episode One.

Kurt reveals what old, hot songs YOU should be listening to in his brand new segment! Ryan discusses his attendance related anxiety. The guys mellow out with some some orange-gasoline scented diffuser oil. Pumpkin Spice Latte: Hot or Not? Instagram: @plpodcast

A little duckling died for this episode. Kurt eats sooooo many tacos. Randy doesn't know if he is an asshole. A new SONG OF THE SUMMER is crowned! #CHEESINGFORTOLERANCE

We react to last week's interview with Paul Flart. The boys recall their latest attempt to land a famous guest on the podcast. Randy discovers a sustainable food source! Is Daylight Savings Time being abolished?? Does the Song of the Summer 2018 deserve a revote?

[0 min.] - The guys discuss Kurt's wild weekend which ended with a nice sunburn, Randy's (near) measles scare, and the always fun Carly Rae Jepsen. [27 min.] - Paul Flart (aka The Fart Authority) joins us to make farts funny again.

Randy talks about his hatred of rescue dogs. Are our dopplegangers taking over? Who is "the Fart Authority" and why did he get fired from his job? The boys also give their takes on Swiss Fart Man and Alex Jones' recent suspension from the internet. And finally, the SONG OF THE SUMMER 2018 is determined.

Big Dog Daddy (aka Toby Keith) is featured. The guys give an update on the moon and more importantly, its PR team. Save the world with beef tubes? We do the Thing. Oh and 1/4 chance you have a hairy butt.

We don't really know either.

Kurt returns to the Patio after finding himself in the foothills of Bangladesh. Ryan voices his anti-anti-straw opinion. Kurt talks about hazing activities at work and his recent 15 minutes of fame.

Kurt has a shocking announcement that will make you happy or sad - we don't know which one. The guys answer some really interesting and tame listener questions. Kurt comes up with an idea to get you out of bed! Randy is confused and disgusted throughout. Randy challenges Kurt to a photo competition for all the marbles (arnies).

A disturbing truth about last week's flowers is revealed. Randy talks about his household's tendency to spontaneously break out into drum circles. Kurt describes an awkward encounter at the pharmacy. How important are nipples? - the boys break it down. Patio Lanterns has its first question from a fan!