Patio Lanterns

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH Kurt showcases a new haircut. Ryan is hunting, foraging and fermenting every day. Kurt gets kicked off the jury. What are people doing in cafes? ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

NPR - "It's 2025, the year we decided we need a widespread slur for robots" "Debate over the song of the summer rages on, but if there were a contest for a word of the summer, one front-runner would surely be the onomatopoeic clanker." Ryan takes an aggressive stance against robots. Kurt is back from Europe.  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

THIS EPISODE DESCRIPTION COULD BE A SONG Justin Bieber surprises Ryan with a new album. Song of the Summer gets country! Kurt rips to Whistler and back. Ryan attends a celebrity-filled wedding. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

PATIO LANTERNS SEASON 8: CHAPTER 10 Ryan's trail run. Vin Diesel announces some interesting Fast 11 news. Has the dog love gotten out of control? Brian Kelley (Beach Cowboy) releases a season 2 before Patio Lanterns High. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

HOW CAN MIRRORS BE REAL IF OUR EYES AREN'T REAL The Florida Panthers outclass the Edmonton Oilers in the Stanley Cup Final. A Kurt Kootenay rocky mountain road trip. A new political party emerges to unite British Columbians.  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

RYAN LORE The Canadian Food Inspection Agency (CFIA) has mandated the culling of four hundred ostriches in British Columbia, stemming from concerns of avian flu. Ryan goes back to school (x2). Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning discussion. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

LISAN AL GAIB Kurt is back from his international journey, bringing fresh insights, new perspectives, and valuable guidance to share with the listeners. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

The podcast will go on pause as Kurt ventures to find himself yet again. Ryan takes the tariff fight to US soil. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

LIVE FROM NELSON, BC Randy gets the ick. Someone loses their job hahaha!  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

The Gilmore Girls Podcast People won't stop defending Wayne Gretzky. Love in the age of AI. Randy has a big surprise!  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

Trade wars and brain rot. Ryan provides an update on his dating life. Kurt experiences reintegration sickness. Polarnights reveal! ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

Randy tries a brand new look. Kurt enters the Metaverse.  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

Should all robots be hot? The first Song of the Summer nominee for 2025. Mark Zuckerberg in Alien: Romulus. Ryan's new bedroom tip! Kevin Costner is a quitter. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

3 TIMES THE SUSPENSE. 3 TIMES THE DANGER. 3 TIMES THE TERROR. M3GAN has the coolest fits. Subservience (starring Megan) and buying the hottest robot while your wife is in the hospital. Kurt makes a masterpiece. Randy wants to join a femme moon circle. A commentor takes over the show. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

In the fall of 2024, The Ushuaia left Ushuaia, Argentina and headed for the continent of Antarctica across the Southern Ocean. 2 days later, an event took place that had never occurred in recorded history.... ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

$jamesmichaelshannon2 Jake T. Carey joins us to accept recognition for nominating the eventual 2024 Song of the Summer winner, Porn Star Dancing. Stupid sexy vampires. Kurt is about to embark on another soul searching journey. Halloween is out of control. Discussing brain rot and niche instagram reels reaching our feeds. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

MAKING RYAN'S HOUSE A HOME Kurt visits Ryan in Nelson, BC. Patio Lanterns High Season 2 brainstorm. We listen to the night train. Kurt volunteers. A key sponsor makes a comeback. Are towns too weird?  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

BLUE SKIES AND CRYSTAL CLEAR WATER,  AMEN Ryan says farewell to Kelowna (and Best of Kelowna). After much deliberation we arrive at the Song of the Summer 2024. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

THE FINAL FOUR The Song of the Summer nominations battle it out in a 16 team bracket. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

THIS IS THE STORY OF A VERY TALL MAN... Ryan is looking for a fresh start in Nelson. Song of the Summer nominations are locked in. What has Alexander Grant been up to recently? Kurt watches Longlegs. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast