Rogue Podron

Turn your droids off, it’s time for the last chapters of Splinter of the Mind’s Eye! Featuring Logi Grimgengoilervalker and Bea Arthur! This week’s discussion: Splinter of the Mind’s Eye, chapters 12 This week’s glistener question: SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT HEATH (required) Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com. Website: www.roguepodron.com Support us on patreon: www.pateron.com/roguepodron Hosted by Meg, Danni, Saf, Heath, and Ash.

On this week’s episode of Rogue Podron, we continue discussing Splinter of the Mind’s Eye, written by…..was it Jonathan Taylor Thomas? Or Olivia N. John? James Earl Jones, maybe? Regardless, the point is, Luke likes it wet. This week’s discussion: Splinter of the Mind’s Eye, chapters 10-11 This week’s glistener question: What is a slippery death that you wouldn’t mind? Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com. Website: www.roguepodron.com Support us on patreon: www.pateron.com/roguepodron Hosted by Meg, Danni, Saf, Heath, and Ash.

Space worms. Space worms, everywhere. This week’s discussion: Splinter of the Mind’s Eye, chapters 8-9 This week’s glistener question: Which body part would be the most inconvenient to lose the ability to sweat? Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com. Website: www.roguepodron.com Support us on patreon: www.pateron.com/roguepodron Hosted by Meg, Danni, Saf, Heath, and Ash.

Luke and Leia find themselves in a maximum security prison. Luckily, a combination of large windows and some new Yuzzem friends render this obstacle merely a minor annoyance. Much like the cloud of tiny bugs constantly swarming Corellians. This week’s discussion: Splinter of the Mind’s Eye, chapters 5-7 This week’s glistener question: What other information did the Yuzzem relay to Luke when they kissed him? Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com. Website: www.roguepodron.com Support us on patreon: www.pateron.com/roguepodron Hosted by Meg, Danni, Saf, Heath, and Ash.

This episode contains a discussion of chapters 3-4 of Splinter of the Mind’s Eye by Alan Dean Foster. This week’s discussion: Splinter of the Mind’s Eye, chapters 3-4 This week’s glistener question: What unknown and useless power does the kaiburr crystal have? Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com. Website: www.roguepodron.com Support us on patreon: www.pateron.com/roguepodron Hosted by Meg, (no Danni this week), Saf, Heath, and Ash.

Somehow, Rogue Podron has returned. And we’re in our Twincest Era, as we dive into the oldest Star Wars book, Splinter of the Mind’s Eye. Join us for a Circuspussian adventure, but BYOL (bring your own lubricants). This week’s discussion: Splinter of the Mind’s Eye, chapters 1-2 This week’s glistener question: Which Rogue Podron host will be retiring after this season and why? Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com. Website: www.roguepodron.com Support us on patreon: www.pateron.com/roguepodron Hosted by Meg, Danni, Saf, Heath, and Ash.

This week’s episode of Rogue Podron is rated NC-17 due to greater than three [3] uses of the term “G*ping M*w.” Glistener discretion is advised. This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 55-the end. This week’s glistener question: What is Spanta Claus going to bring your favorite Star Wars character for Christmas this year? Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com. Website: www.roguepodron.com Support us on patreon: www.pateron.com/roguepodron Hosted by Meg, Danni, Saf, and Heath (no Ash this week).

It’s the penultimate episode of 2 Princess 2 Scoundrel, as Han and Leia encounter a variety of fish friends, art exports, and Jedi tails. Are you currently being eternally punished? Let us know by hitting us up on Tumblr! This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 49-54. This week’s glistener question: Come up with a Star Wars fish. Must have a silly name. Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com. Website: www.roguepodron.com Support us on patreon: www.pateron.com/roguepodron Hosted by Meg, Danni, Saf, (no Heath this week), and Ash.

We’re feeling existential this week, as we ponder the end of the world (rational and irrational), the good old days of Snoke theories, and whether or not Yens is our new favorite Star Wars character. This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 43-48. This week’s glistener question: What is your existential fear? Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com. Website: www.roguepodron.com Support us on patreon: www.pateron.com/roguepodron Hosted by Meg, (no Danni this week), Saf, Heath, and Ash.

HELP US PRINCESS LEIA, YOU’RE OUR ONLY HOPE is written on ever wall in this castle, but Leia still hasn’t noticed and we are still waiting for Soran Keize to show up and punch everyone in the face. Please up-nut this episode. This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 37-42. This week’s glistener question: If Han got dressed, what would he wear? Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com. Website: www.roguepodron.com Support us on patreon: www.pateron.com/roguepodron Hosted by Meg, Danni, Saf, Heath, and Ash.

We don’t engage in small talk about carnium and doonium because that’s boring. We do talk about proose. And cutting through the ham. And being milked. Not necessarily all at the same time, though. This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 31-36. This week’s glistener question: Who would be your emotional support companion if you lived in Star Wars? Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com. Website: www.roguepodron.com Support us on patreon: www.pateron.com/roguepodron Hosted by Meg, Danni, Saf, Heath, and Ash.

Han Solo likes eating pie, being naked, and being alone. Let’s discuss. This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 25-30. This week’s glistener question: Ruin another character from Jabba’s Palace for us. Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com. Website: www.roguepodron.com Support us on patreon: www.pateron.com/roguepodron Hosted by Meg, Danni, Saf, Heath, and Ash.

The honeymoon continues! Han and Leia are enjoying their dream vacation aboard the Halcyon – they might even see each other at some point. In the meantime, though, there’s plenty of fruit, climate simulators, and work emails for us to enjoy. This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 19-24. This week’s glistener question: What would happen if you sprayed Watto with bug spray? Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com. Website: www.roguepodron.com Support us on patreon: www.pateron.com/roguepodron Hosted by Meg, Danni, Saf, Heath, and Ash.

Pack your bags, it’s time for the honeymoon! Han and Leia spend approximately 3.69 seconds together before Han is off looking for a card game and Leia is off looking for another ten work assignments. At least Captain Daddy Dicto is here to provide us with some eye candy. This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 13-18. This week’s glistener question: What else in the GFFA has a corporate sponsorship that we don’t know about and what is it? Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com. Website: www.roguepodron.com Support us on patreon: www.pateron.com/roguepodron Hosted by Meg, Danni, Saf, Heath, and Ash.

Ring the wedding bells and try not to leak too much oil – Han and Leia are tying the knot! Join us as we experience Meg experiencing Leia experiencing Meg’s dream wedding. Yoo-ben, indeed! This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 7-12. This week’s glistener question: Share an excerpt (or the entirety) of C-3PO’s best man speech. Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com. Website: www.roguepodron.com Support us on patreon: www.pateron.com/roguepodron Hosted by Meg, Danni, Saf, Heath, and Ash.

The invitations have been sent. The woot horns have been polished. The rope ladders have been hung. It’s time for the greatest wedding of the century – take 2! Join us as we experience the courtship of Princess Leia, this time in canon! This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, Prologue through Chapter 6. This week’s glistener question: If Han had had time to plan a proposal, how would he have done it? Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com. Website: www.roguepodron.com Support us on patreon: www.pateron.com/roguepodron Hosted by Meg, Danni, Saf, Heath, and Ash.

This episode is about revenge and specifically, the doing of it. Zorba the Hutt did a revenge, for example. Was it a good revenge or a bad revenge? All our thoughts, plus an exclusive sneak preview of our eulogies! This week’s glistener question: What is a revenge you want to do? Tell us the revenge and then we will tell you if it is a good revenge or if you need to spend more time reviewing it with a therapist. Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com. Website: www.roguepodron.com Support us on patreon: www.pateron.com/roguepodron Hosted by Meg, Danni, Saf, Heath, (no Ash this week).

Hop aboard the Zorba Express as we blast our way through the braze and into book 3 of the Jedi Prince series: Zorba the Hutt’s Revenge. Join us as we discover housekeeping droids, white feminist Luke Skywalker, and slightly handsomer Chewbacca. Han and Leia are here too but…it’s complicated. This week’s glistener question: Who are you hoping to see at Droidfest this year? (We already recorded the next episode, so don’t answer this. Instead, use this templateH to photoshop a hairdo onto Newt Gunray.) Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com. Website: www.roguepodron.com Support us on patreon: www.pateron.com/roguepodron Hosted by Meg, Danni, Saf, Heath, and Ash.

KENOBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! This week’s glistener question: What will get Kenobi to leave Tatooine for season 2 of Kenobi? Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com. Website: www.roguepodron.com Support us on patreon: www.pateron.com/roguepodron Hosted by Meg, Danni, Saf, Heath, and Ash.

Another book read with Rogue Podron comes to a close. Kyp Durron achieves an achievement. Wedge Antilles is cute. Cilghal is the only adult in this book. And…are those eggs or….? This week’s chapters: The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Anderson, chapters 31-the end This week’s glistener question: What one change would George Lucas make to the special editions of the sequel trilogy? Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com. Website: www.roguepodron.com Support us on patreon: www.pateron.com/roguepodron Hosted by Meg, (not Danni), Saf, Heath, and Ash.