Finish It!

This week, the Wild Card strikes hard sending your boys on a new(ish) trip! Chris learns a little alien tongue! Matt is become the ender of stories! Jollibee gets reviewed!

This week, Chris says goodbye to a dear dear friend, Matt is asked one of the most disconcerting questions he's ever heard, and the Earth blows up again!

This week, Chris loses faith, Matt goes viral on ClipClop, and you must remain wary of the wild flap! [Sorry if you tried to listen previously and the audio was bonkers. It's now fixed!]

This week, Chris gets fired, Matt meets the president, and someone has a major breakthrough! It's 100% chuckles and winks!

This week, Matt gets called an idiot to his face over and over and rightfully so, Chris does a boo boo on his first day on the job, and the brothers do math in real time and hoo boy it ain't pretty!

This week, Chris goes full clean slate! Matt gets an ending so bleak he is compelled to apologize! John Muir was eaten by the monsters he loved!

This week, Chris joins the wild rumpus! Matt retires happily after 40 mostly good years! The Sad Pizza Party livestream has an actual date! Send us your impression and physical challenge requests! Please be gentle!

This week, Chris becomes a real heartbreaker, Matt learns all about monsters all over the world, and Chris forms an unexpected bond! Anything is possible with raw chicken!

This week, Matt meets a taller, better-looking version of himself! Chris is thoroughly humiliated! The podcast gets an official mascot! This week's Wild Card is delightfully cruel!

O yay o yay o yay! It's Fey Day! Or at least it was a few days ago! Let's all go rescue a princess! This week, Chris cowers in a cleaning closet! So does Matt! How much of exactly the same thing do they do? Bet you can guess!

This week, Chris witnesses something never before seen by human eyes, and Matt gets some good ol' fashioned satire. Also, Earth explodes!

This week, Chris unleashes an unstoppable army that spells doom for humankind! Twice! Matt stabs an old friend in the eye! And it's a totally "live" call-in "show"!

It's the final week of Wild Card reversies and Matt picks a doozy! Chris saves a deer! Monsters can be friends! There's singing but please manage your expectations!

Chris finds himself in yet another How to Train a Dragon remake, Matt learns that doing the right thing is for "suckers," and it's Lovey-Dovey day but we don't lean super hard into it but the quiz is kind of lovey-dovey so happy day if you're into it!

Chris tastes flight with the ManBats yet again, but in a very different way! Matt goes to jail and saves the whales! Someone gets a jump on a future endeavor! And there's a pirate submarine!

Bill and Dani from Escape This Podcast, Solve This Murder and more are back to celebrate with the guys! Matt boned up on previous reads, but a rogue Wild Card means he can't help! Will new endings be found? WILL WE EVER FINISH THIS BOOK?!

Chris finds an unexpected new life down a dark hole! Matt watches a bus full of schoolchildren get eaten! Everyone is shirking responsibility for their actions! Happy New Year!

Krampus is back and he's got a song in his "heart"! The guys read a new wintery book by "special request"! Everyone's all "Daryl in the Halls and John in the Oates"! It's a "gnarly" Choosemastime!

Chris spreads some love in the biggest possible way! Matt fixes climate change! A secret empire is revealed and it is very chill! Call us by your hangout name, let's range monsters!

Ooo new book day! You better like National Parks and monster stuff because that's what's up! Chris' read takes a sharp turn into unexpected territory! Matt gets a satisfyingly Packardesque ending! This book has 39 ENDINGS!