Off The Chain With Doberman Dan

Today I’m revealing something I learned while whoring out my mind to the highest bidder... a.k.a. being a freelance copywriter. And it made the difference between being like most of the other copywriters out there... always broke, begging for, and acepting any second rate gig that’ll pay the rent... To having the choice to pick and choose the best projects... While working with some of the best marketers and entrepreneurs in the country. And all the while getting paid 10 times... 50 times... even 100 times more than all the LMCs (lesser mortal copywriters) out there. There’s one secret that can make THAT big of a difference. Although harken unto me. This secret isn’t just for copywriters. It’s for ANYBODY who provides any kind of product or service in exchange for money. This just might be the missing piece of the puzzle that finally puts you over the top this year. Click here to discover all the exciting details on this week’s Off The Chain show. All the best, Doberman Dan

Even though you’ve probably never realized it...   You’ve been indoctrinated...   Strike that... you’ve been programmed...   No, that’s not it either...   You’ve been HYPNOTIZED!   Hypnotized to remain a failure your entire life.   The formula we’ve been brainwashed to accept is actually a formula for leaving you six figures in debt in your early-twenties... with the only employment options available to you being menial low-wage jobs and no chance of advancement.   It’s a system that guarantees you’ll spend your entire life broke and you’ll DIE broke, too.   Even worse, you’ll probably be pretty damn miserable (and sick) for most of the journey.   If you went to public school... or really ANY institution of “higher learning” (deeper hypnotization)... THAT is the program you’re unconsciously following.   Listen, if you want to see the health of the tree, look at its fruit. And that fruit went rotten 30 years ago.   Yet “they” keep forcing millions of young people into this state sponsored indoctrination under

Did you know that there are all kinds of “low-hanging fruit” opportunities that make a lot of money?   I showed one of these to one of the knights in my Marketing Camelot. And in a very short period of time he started making an extra $100,000 a year. And he did that only working a few hours a month.   So if you truly are tired of making your boss rich... there are plenty of things like this you can to make YOURSELF rich.   That’s why this week I’m revealing my 4-step plan to take advantage of these “low-hanging fruit” opportunities that can make YOU rich, instead of your boss.   It’s all revealed on this week’s Off The Chain show.   Click here to listen now...   All the best, Doberman Dan

I used to think I had to put off doing what I really wanted to do until “someday.” And that “someday” almost always had something to do with making a certain income. I used to think that I had to have the right person or relationship in my life to be “complete.” I thought I needed to “arrive” before I could be happy. However... the past three decades have shown me something “veddy iiiiiiinteresting.” (Obscure 70s reference.) And if you don’t want to piss away 30 years of your life figuring out this CRUCIAL life lesson... then click here to discover it on the latest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan

I came into this world kicking and screaming and covered in someone else’s blood... and I always thought I’d go out that way, too. However, fate had other plans about how he was gonna take me out. And I never expected I would die like THIS. It made me see life completely differently. And I have a feeling it will do the same for you, too. Click here for all the details on the latest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan

I make no bones about... I think Facebook is an addiction where people piss away their lives doing things that accomplish nothing but make them feel bad. So why did I do a live event there? Click here to discover why on the latest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan

There’s a reason you’re not where you want to be yet. And it’s not entirely your fault. Why? Because the information (some would call it a “secret”) you needed has been deliberately hidden from you. Click here and I’ll reveal this secret you need to get unstuck. All the details are on the latest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan

It’s true. There really IS one big secret that will allow you to master anything effortlessly. It’s so counterintuitive... most people just don’t get it. Therefore, they never become a master at anything. Whatever you’re struggling with... your business... your marketing... your art... your athletic activities... You can master them with this one secret. Click here and I’ll reveal it to you on the latest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan

My research seems to indicate that you probably are. But this undercharging problem has nothing to do with your product, demand or any other market conditions. Click here to discover the REAL issue on the latest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan

There’s a change happening. It’s already affecting lots of marketers... but it will soon affect us ALL. And one of two thing can happen from this sea change... You’ll go broke and be out of business... or... You’ll prosper beyond your wildest dreams! And lucky for you, you can discover all the marketing intelligence you need to prosper with these changes by going to Wal-Mart. Click here for all the details on the latest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan

It’s almost the end of the year. Have you accomplished all the goals you wanted to accomplish? Is your income where you wanted it to be? Is your health and physical condition what you wanted it to be? Has your business grown like you wanted? Have you stacked up all the wealth you’d wanted to accumulate this year? If not, it’s probably because you were sabotaged by anti success gremlins. But don’t worry. Click here and I’ll tell you how to defeat those little buggers on the newest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan

I just coached two clients while launching brand new businesses. Both of them hit home runs their very first time up to bat. That’s VERY rare. But I’ve discovered a secret to doing that. Not the ridiculous stuff the dumbass IM people claim to be “the secret.” I’ve discovered the REAL secret. The stuff the “A-list” dudes and dudettes have spent a frickin’ LIFETIME figuring out. The little known secret that means the difference between your copy… your product… your business being a little league base hit… bringing in a modest little stream of income… OR… An all-star, major league, Mark McGuire grand slam HOME RUN that can make you RICH! Click here to hear me reveal this secret on this week’s Off The Chain show. All the best, Doberman Dan

I know it sounds crazy but making lots of money made me miserable. OK, sound it wasn’t the MONEY that made me miserable. It was what I was doing to make it. I was ready to chuck it all and go be a monk in a Tibetan monastery. That’s when I discovered the solution in a movie. And when I implemented this secret... life rocked again. And almost miraculously... my income didn’t drop much at all. Then a short time later I made MORE money doing less... and doing none of that previous stuff that was making me miserable. Pretty cool, huh? Would you like to experience the same? Then click here to discover this strange success secret on the newest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan

Listen up and I shall regale and hopefully enlighten you with a tale of two clients... The names have been changed to protect the innocent. However... if you wanna know one of the biggest secrets to success... you need to hear about my recent experience with two different clients. VERY different, in fact. That’s why one is successful... and the other... Well, let’s just say that I’m predicting his eminent demise. Here’s where it gets weird: They’re BOTH doing and experiencing the same thing. Yet one is wildly successful and the other is gonna crash and burn. You see, you’ve been LIED to. Entrepreneurship isn’t REALLY entrepreneurship. It’s something entirely different. Click here to discover this strange success secret on the newest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan

You could be making a lot more money, you know. In fact, with just one simple little tweak you could probably experience an EXPONENTIAL increase in your income. However... this secret of mine is COMPLETELY contrarian. So much so, that the LMMs (lesser mortal marketers) don’t know ANYTHING about it. I learned it from a quantum physicist... and it has been absolutely frickin’ LIFE CHANGING. For me and the people I’ve shared it with. Click here to discover this secret on the newest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan

Gawd, the Internet Marketing world is pretty pathetic. With all their “super-secret ninja strategies” that you can buy TODAY... and you’ll become a cash millionaire by next week. What a big steaming pile of doody. The truth is... there are only two high ROI skills you need to master to make millions with direct response marketing, online or offline. And ironically, these are the skills that most “Internet Marketers” are completely oblivious about. (Probably ‘cuz they spend too much time looking for “super-secret ninja strategies.”) If you want to discover the two high ROI skills you need to master to make millions... it’s all revealed on this week’s Off The Chain show. All the best, Doberman Dan

Have you ever dreamed of starting a business and then getting bought out for some huge amount of money by venture capitalists? For many entrepreneurs that ain’t EVER gonna happen. Except for my guest this week. He HAS gotten offers from VCs. And he told them all to go pound salt. Not because they didn’t offer enough money. It was because he sweated frickin’ BLOOD to create his business... starting with NOTHING. And he didn’t want to turn his “baby” over to people who would turn it into a cold, heartless, corporate creature. If you want to hear about how he started with nothing and built a business that has received several offers from VCs, click here to check out the latest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan

My guest, Johnathan Grzybowski, says most entrepreneurs are blind. Blind to all the things they SHOULD be focused on. And wasting WAY too much time on stuff they SHOULDN’T be focused on. (Like opining on social media about stupid stuff... like politics.) But... when you can see your blind spots... and invest your time focusing on those... you can see meteoric growth. And that’s EXACTLY what happened with his business. He went from an idea that he “ran up the flagpole”... to over 40 in-house employees. And he did it in the time that most people are still THINKING about launching their business idea. Johnathan has created a really unique platform that’s a big-time valuable resource for business owners. And it’s totally unique to his industry. He’s revealing the TRUE secret of building an online business quickly. None of that “Internet Marketing” bullshit with all their “ninja” tricks and “magic money buttons.” These are the REAL tried and true methods. Check out the latest episode of Off The Chain to hear how h

Dr. Emily Letran is a force of nature. She barely escaped communist Vietnam at age 8 after the US troops pulled out. And man, she has had it TOUGH. And that’s the understatement of the decade. Listen to part two of her story on the latest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan