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I SAW A FACEBOOK POST BY A FRIEND THAT HINTED TO A KNOW FACT: WOMEN ARE BECOMING EMPLOYED MORE AND HAVE BETTER JOBS THEN MEN. AND IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY THIS STAT IS DEPRESSINGLY TRUE. NOW I KNOW THERE IS A "WAGE GAP" THAT EXIST, AND THAT SAYS THAT A MAN WITH A CERTAIN DEGREE IN A FIELD WILL MAKE MORE THAN HIS FEMALE COUNTER PART. BUT THIS ISN'T ABOUT THE WAGE SO MUCH AS THE SIMPLE FACT THAT SHE IS EMPLOYED AND EDUCATED. THE NUMBER OF BLACK WOMEN WITH "GOOD JOBS" AND COLLEGE DEGREES FAR OUT NUMBER BLACK MEN. THIS IS A FACT. SO HOW DO WE HANDLE THIS AS MEN...AND WOMEN? IF YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE A WOMAN THAT'S EDUCATED AND MAKES GOOD MONEY, WOULD YOU KICK IT WITH A MAN WHO ISN'T AS EDUCATED AND MAKES LESS? WHY OR WHY NOT? IF YOU ARE A MAN, COULD YOU REALLY HANDLE BEING WITH A WOMAN WHO MAKES MORE MONEY THAN YOU? IF SHE MAKES MORE DOES THAN MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE LESS OF A MAN? WHAT ABOUT THE BILLS! IF SHE MAKES MORE AND PAYS A BUGGER BULK OF THE BILLS, DO YOU THINK THIS DIMINISHES YOUR ROLE AS THE "KING OF THE CASTL

GUNS. IN THE WRONG HANDS THEY CAN BE THE WORST INVENTION EVER CREATED BY MAN. IN THE RIGHT HANDS AT THE RIGHT TIME PEOPLE WILL THANK GOD FOR THEM. A DEVICE SO DIVISIVE THAT IT HAS CAUSED MORE LAW SUITES AND COURT APPEARANCES THEN THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR. USED FOR MURDER, BUT AT THE SAME TIME USED FOR PROTECTION. DO YOU OWN ONE? IF SO WHAT KIND AND WHY DO YOU HAVE IT? DO YOU THINK THAT INDIVIDUALS HAVE A RIGHT TO HAVE THEM? WELL THAT DEBATE IS GOING ON AND ON AND ON IN OUR LEGAL SYSTEM. OUR "GOD'S IN BLACK" AKA THE SUPREME COURT JUST DETERMINED THAT A LAW THAT BANNED THEM IN THE DC AREA WAS UNCONSTITUTIONAL. ACTUALLY I AGREE. YOU SEE I AM A BELIEVER THAT GUNS DON'T KILL, PEOPLE WITH GUNS KILL. WHY WOULD I WANT TO LIVE SOMEWHERE THAT MADE IT ILLEGAL TO PROTECT MYSELF? THUS I WOULD NEVER LIVE IN NY OR DC FOR THAT VERY REASON BECAUSE THE GUN LAWS ARE TOO STRICT. CRIMINALS USE GUNS, AND IF SOMEONE KNOWS THAT THE PERSON THEY ARE COMMITTING A CRIMINAL ACT AGAINST IS PROBABLY NOT ARMED, THEY ARE MORE LIKELY TO DO IT. WE

Children: the most important thing a person has. More important than your mate, money, career, hobby, car, and even yourself. But the thing about offspring is they are not simple objects we posses. They are complicated, imperfect beings with a wide range of issues, just like the people that made them! How do you deal with it all? What do you do about discipline? How do yo deal with bad ass kids? Spare the rod spoil the child I say. In this crazy world we can't be with them 24/7 so we teach them to survive best we can. Sadly you can't address the subject of children in the black community without addressing the SINGLE parent since most of our kids don't have both parents in the home. Tough job, how do you maintain? What do you do when the little innocent child hits junior high and gets bombarded with the social pressures of sex and drugs? Do you tell them to abstain, or tell them to protect themselves? What about dealing with the OTHER parent when you are not in a relationship with them. Do you make the effor

You ever had a lunatic EX-BF/GF or Spouse? I don't mean the ones who might want to still hook up every now and then just to hit it and you have to turn them down. Hell I've done that! I mean the stalker. The Jasmine Sullivan ass broad. The restraining order special! Did you see it coming? If they can't have you, then they are gonna make your life hell, or at least try and take you there. But why!?What's the worst thing one of your EX's have done to you? What about you to them, have you yourself ever been a crazy ass EX? You probably won't admit to that shit if you was. But I want to hear ya stories. If you currently have a crazy ass EX put they crazy ass on blast on this show. (Disclaimer: K-100 is not liable for the shit your crazy ass ex does to you for doing that!) There are all kinds of songs, movies and News stories of EX's taking it too far and committing the ultimate wrong and killing over a break up. I hope no one can tell a personal story of that nature but I welcome your input. Most of the time chi

You know any dope boys? I don't mean the ones who hustle a QP now and then for the lil extra shit. I mean all out with it. Real weight movers. Trafficking, cooking, the whole nine. Do you feel like they are criminal low life's, or just people trying to get by? I am a believer of "drugs sell themselves" You see some people view dope boys as no better than a murderer or a thief. Our justice system gives them harsher punishments than rapist. But why? Do you think its morally wrong to sell drugs when the people that buy them actually come looking for it? Do you think that hustlaz are lazy and just don't want to work, or are they just another result of a non perfect society? Why do we love to glorify the dope boy life when time and time again we see how it usually ends, dead or in jail? Do you think its worth the risk if your other option is a minimum wage gig? Can you really be a career Dope Boy? Another question for the ladies: do you date dope boys or have you in the past? What is it about them that attracts

WHAT'S WORTH A PHYSICAL FIGHT OR CONFRONTATION TO YOU? SOME PEOPLE TELL THEIR KIDS "STICKS AND STONES...BLAH BLAH" BUT THEY KNOW DAMN WELL IT'S SOME SHIT YOU JUST DON'T SAY WITHOUT GETTING YA ASS WHIPPED. BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT FOR SOME PEOPLE. I THINK THERE ARE SOME UNIVERSAL ACTS THAT WARRANT PHYSICAL CONFRONTATION LIKE MESSING WITH SOMEONES KIDS. THAT CAN GET YOU KILLED. BUT WHAT ARE SOME THINGS THAT MAY SET YOU OFF? IS IT A FINGER IN YOUR FACE? IS BEING CALLED A "BITCH"? DOES IT MAKE A DIFFERENCE WHO IS SAYING OR DOING IT? LIKE YOU MAY TAKE THAT FROM A FAMILY MEMBER, BUT ANYONE ELSE SAYS OR DOES THAT THEN IT'S ON! EVERYONE HAS A DIFFERENT CODE THEY LIVE BY DEPENDING ON YOUR LEVEL OF GANGSTA AND WHERE YOU ARE FROM. SOME FIGHT AT THE DROP OF A HAT. A HARD STARE AND YOU CAN GET IT. AND SOME HAVE TO BE PUSHED, SO WHICH ARE YOU? IS THERE ANYBODY THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO GIVE A FADE TO RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT? IT COULD BE A CO-WORKER, FAMILY, OR A CELEBRITY. ARE YOU THE TYPE TO CUSS SOMEONE OUT OR JUST SAY A PRAYER

AH VIRGINITY...IT SEEMS LIKE SUCH A LONG TIME AGO! FOR SOME THAT FIRST TIME WAS JUST HOW THEY DREAMED, AND FOR SOME THEY WISH THEY COULD TAKE IT BACK LIKE THE MOMENT THEY MET THEY BABY DADDY/MOMMA! SO HOW WAS IT FOR YOU? DID YOU LOOSE IT TO A HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART, OR AT A GAME OF SPIN THE BOTTLE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL? HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN IT FINALLY WENT DOWN? WAS SEX ALL IT WAS CRACKED UP TO BE AND YOU WAS INSTANTLY HOOKED, OR WAS IT SOMETHING THAT WAS TRULY OVER RATED? HOW WAS YOUR FIRST PARTNER? I THINK LOOSING YOUR VIRGINITY IS WAY DIFFERENT FOR A GUY AND A FEMALE. WE ARE TAUGHT TO HUNT FOR IT TO REALLY TRY AND LOOSE IT ASAP, OUR FRIENDS AND UNCLES CLOWN US IF WE HAVENT BY A CERTAIN AGE. BUT WOMEN ARE TOLD TO WAIT AND HOLD ON, THEY HAVE TO BE CONVINCED TO GIVE IT UP THAT FIRST TIME. DO YOU KNOW ANY ADULT VIRGINS? RIGHT, ME EITHER! BUT IF YOU HAD IT TO DO OVER WOULD YOU WAIT FOR MARRIAGE OR JUST CHANGE WHO YOU DID IT WITH THE FIRST TIME? THESE QUESTIONS AND MORE TONIGHT ON K-100 RADIO

SO THIS QUESTION IS BOUND TO STIR UP SOME SHIT, BUT THAT'S WHAT I DO HERE AT K-100! SO HAVE YOU EVER OR ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW WHERE YOU ARE EXPECTED TO BE HOME BY A CERTAIN TIME? I MEAN WHAT THE HELL..I THOUGHT I MOVED OUT OF MY DAMN MOMMA HOUSE OVER 15 YEARS AGO! WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE THINK THAT BEING OUT LATE AUTOMATICALLY MEANS YOU ARE CHEATING! OKAY LET'S BE REAL WITH THIS SHIT. WE KNOW IF YOU LIVING WITH SOMEONE OR MARRIED THE STANDARD RULE IS "DON'T LET THE SUN BEAT YOU HOME" BUT I KNOW SOME PEOPLE WHO CAN'T EVEN BE OUT PAST 3AM! BUT THE POINT IS, WHATEVER YOU THINK THAT PERSON IS DOING AFTER 3AM, THEY COULD BE DOING ON THEIR LUNCH BREAK! WHY THE HELL IS IT DEEMED SO DISRESPECTFUL TO SOME PEOPLE FOR THEIR MATE TO HANG OUT LATE? IS THIS JUST SOME OLD SCHOOL WAY OF THINKING THAT WAS PASSED DOWN? PEOPLE LOVE TO PICK AND CHOOSE WHAT NEW AGE RULES TO ADOPT AND WHICH ONES NEED TO STAY IN PLACE! TO ME IT'S A CONTROL AND TRUST ISSUE AND I WONT PLAY ALONG WITH THAT SHIT. IF YOU GONE CHEAT YOU GONE

I HAD ANOTHER SHOW TOPIC LINED UP FOR TODAY UNTIL SOMEONE DIRECTED ME TO THIS ARTICLE AND I IMMEDIATELY CHANGED IT TOPIC BECAUSE IT WAS SUCH AN INTERESTING QUESTION. SO BEFORE YOU CALL OR LISTEN TO THE SHOW PLEASE READ THIS ARTICLE: http://www.cnn.com/2010/LIVING/08/10/black.church.women.single/index.html NOW ON TO THE SHOW AND THE QUESTION IS SIMPLE, DO YOU THINK THAT THE MORALISTIC STANCE THAT BLACK CHURCHES HAVE ON DATING AND MARRIAGE IS KEEPING MORE BLACK WOMEN SINGLE? THE ARTICLE HAS SOME RIVETING DATA, LIKE 42% OF BLACK WOMEN ARE SINGLE TODAY. IT ALSO STATES THAT BLACK MEN ARE LESS LIKELY TO ATTEND CHURCH TODAY. SO IF YOU ARE A CHURCH ATTENDING WOMAN AND BELIEVE THAT YOU MUST BE "EQUALLY YOKED" THEN YOU HAVE GREATLY SLIMMED DOWN YOUR DATING POOL. IT ALSO SAYS WOMEN ARE LOOKING FOR THE MEN IN THE CHURCH, WHEN THEY DON'T HANG OUT THERE. IS THIS A QUESTION OF LOWERING YOUR MORALS TO MEET A MATE? IT ALSO TALKS OF HOW WOMEN LOOK UP TO THEIR PREACHERS AND HOLD THEIR MEN TO A STANDARD THAT MUST MATCH UP TO TH

LIFE STARTED A VERY LONG TIME AGO. SO LONG AGO THAT TO QUESTION IT'S ORIGINS YOU WILL NEVER EVER GET THE TRUE AND FULL ANSWER. OR WILL YOU? WILL YOU GET THE ANSWER WHEN YOU DIE? DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH? IN SCHOOL WE HAVE PEOPLE WHO SAY WE EVOLVED OVER TIME AND CAN PROVE IT THROUGH SCIENTIFIC MEANS. BUT WHAT WE HAVE BEEN TAUGHT IN OUR FAITHS AND RELIGION SAYS THAT IS NOT THE CASE. CAN YOU BELIEVE IN BOTH? WHAT ABOUT "GHOST" OR BUMPS IN THE NIGHT? IF YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE ON OTHER PLANETS, CAN YOU STILL BELIEVE IN GOD? SOME SAY THIS CAN NOT BE, BUT I BELIEVE IN A GOD, EVOLUTION AND LIFE ON OTHER PLANETS.YOU EVER SEEN ACTUAL PROOF, OUTSIDE OF PURE FAITH, THAT LIFE EXISTS AFTER DEATH? IT IS HARD TO ARGUE WITH SOME OF THE SCIENTIFIC DATA THAT SAYS WE EVOLVED OVER TIME FROM PRIMATES, BUT TO MAKE A PERSON BELIEVE WE CAME FROM APES, WELL NOW YOU ARE PUSHING IT. BUT IN SCHOOL THIS IS WHAT IS TAUGHT IN SCIENCE CLASS. DO YOU THINK IT'S WRONG TO TEACH THIS TO KIDS IF YOU ARE RELIGIOUS? SHOULD WE TEACH THEM THAT

WHAT GROUP OF PEOPLE HAVE THE BEST REPUTATION IN THE BEDROOM? COME ON NOW NONE OF YOU READING THIS ARE VIRGINS, I KNOW MY SHOW DEMOGRAPHICS! SO SINCE YOU PROBABLY GOT A FEW NOTCHES ON THE BELT, WHAT RACE, SKIN TONE, BODY SIZE AND SOCIAL GROUP REALLY PUTS IT DOWN? I KNOW YOU HAVE HEARD THIS GROUP OR THAT DOES THIS OR THAT THE BEST, AND WE CAN DISCUSS THAT ALSO, BUT WHAT HAVE YOU ACTUALLY EXPERIENCED? IS "THUG LOVE" THE BEST? IS IT BLACKER THE BERRY THE SWEETER THE JUICE...LITERALLY? DO WHITE GIRLS REALLY GIVE THE BEST HEAD? WHAT ARE SOME STEROTYPES THAT YOU THOUGHT WERE TRUE...UNTIL YOU FOUND OUT THE HARD WAY THAT'S NOT THE CASE? WHAT ARE SOME RUMORS THAT YOU HAVE HEARD, BUT DON'T KNOW IF IT'S TRUE OR NOT, AND YOU ARE CURIOUS TO FIND OUT? DOES IT MATTER MORE WHAT RACE THE PERSON IS, OR IS IT REALLY MORE WHERE THEY ARE FROM? FOR INSTANCE, DO GUYS OR GIRLS FROM THE SOUTH PUT IT DOWN BETTER THEN THOSE FROM THE NORTH? WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST THIS, THE WETTEST THAT AND MORE! HMMMM NOW THIS SHOULD INDEED BE INTERESTIN

Even better, am I..or do you think I am? The Macquarie Dictionary defines racism as: "the belief that human races have distinctive characteristics which determine their respective cultures, usually involving the idea that one's own race is superior and has the right to rule or dominate others." So now the question is are you a racist? You see this term has evolved into more than skin color. It has crossed over into socio-economic related bias also. For example; if you are white, but believe that you are not the same as "white trash" then to ME you are still a racist. The same if you are black living in the burbs, but you think "niggas in the hood" are beneath you. And yes to you hispanics that think you are not the same as a "wet back fresh from the border" you are no better. But sometimes generalizing can be mistaken for racism. To say that black people that live in the projects mostly are living on welfare pimping the system and tend to be lazy, have babies out of wedlock and are prone to commit crime is re

OF COURSE I CANT FOLLOW UP EPISODE 68 WITH ANYTHING LESS!! SO NOW SINCE I HAVE MORE LISTENERS AND ITS BEEN OVER 30 SHOWS SINCE THE ORIGINAL FREAK O METER SHOW (EPISODE 19) AIRED I FEEL LIKE PART 2 IS IN ORDER. SO OF COURSE THIS SHOW IS FOR THE FREAK IN YOU. NOT FOR THE SHY, WE WILL GIVE OUT MORE FREAK LASHES TO THOSE WHO FEEL THEY DESERVE THEM. MAYBE YOU HAVE EARNED A FEW MORE SINCE PART 1. MAYBE YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT K100 THEN BUT YOU DO NOW. BUT TO PUT IT SIMPLY I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU CONSIDER BEING FREAKY AND WHAT FREAKY THINGS YOU DO. AND I WILL GRADE YOU WITH THE LASHES! AND WITH MORE PEOPLE LISTENING NOW THE LASHES WILL BE HARDER TO EARN! SO ARE YOU REALLY FREAKY OR DO YOU JUST THINK YOU ARE? DO YOU PRIDE YOURSELF IN BEING A FREAK, OR ARE YOU A CLOSET FREAK? THIS SHOW WILL BE EVEN MORE OUTRAGEOUS THAN THE FIRST ONE! GROWN FOLKS ONLY PLEASE! BUT SOME OF YOU YOUNGINS AND MARRIED FOLKS NEED TO ATTEND CLASS TONIGHT!

DO I REALLY NEED TO SAY WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS? OKAY FOR THE LAMES: ORAL SEX. YES PEOPLE I WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHAT WAS ONCE DEEMED GROSS WHEN YOU WERE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL BUT NOW YOU'RE GROWN, AND GROWN-UPS DO GROWN FOLKS THINGS. BLOW JOBS, HEAD, FACE, BRAIN, SLURP-N-BURP, THE LIST GOES ON AS TO WHAT YOU CAN CALL IT BUT THE ACT, IF PERFORMED CORRECTLY, CAN BE THE JUMP OFF FOR GREAT SEX. DO YOU ENJOY IT? DO YOU HAVE TO HAVE IT IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP? DO YOU THINK THERE IS STILL A STIGMA WITH BLACK PEOPLE WHEN IT COMES TO ORAL SEX? I STILL MEET QUITE A FEW ADULT BLACK WOMEN WHO "CLAIM" THEY DON'T GIVE HEAD. MOST OF THEM ARE SINGLE OR IN UNHAPPY MARRIAGES.(IJS) FELLAS ARE YOU STILL TELLING YA HOMEBOYS YOU DON'T GO DOWN ON CHICS? I KNOW YOU CAN'T DO THIS WITH EVERYBODY, BUT DON'T YOU THINK THIS IS JUST APART OF SEX? DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRET TECHNIQUES OR PROCEDURES THAT GUARANTEE SATISFACTION TO YOUR PARTNER? ALL INPUT WILL BE USED TO HELP THE UNSKILLED UP THEIR GAME! BUT LET ME BE CLEAR: THE NAME OF THIS SHOW IS AC

WHY DO WE THINK FAMOUS PEOPLE OWE US SOMETHING? WE LOVE TO JUDGE THEM ON SOME CRAZY SCALE THAT DOESN'T SEEM TO APPLY TO OUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR. WE WATCH SHOWS TOTALLY DEDICATED TO GOSSIP AND NEWS ABOUT THEIR LIVES AS IF WE ARE LIVING IT WITH THEM. WHY DO WE CARE? DO YOU FEEL LIKE PUBLIC FIGURES HAVE SOME SORT OF UNFOUNDED RESPONSIBILITY TO LIVE A CERTAIN WAY BECAUSE THEY ARE FAMOUS? SHOULD ATHLETES AND ENTERTAINERS BE CONSIDERED ROLE MODELS? CELEBRETIES ARE DO A JOB (MOST TIMES) JUST LIKE US, BUT DO YOU THINK THEIR PERSONAL LIVES SHOULD BE PUBLIC EVEN IF IT DOESNT EFFECT THEIR JOB? THESE PEOPLE ARE HUMAN JUST LIKE YOU AND I AND I DONT THINK THEY OWE US A DAMN THING. SURE IF ONE OF THEM IS A GOOD PERSON, A PHILANTHROPIST OR SOMETHING THATS A PLUS. BUT WHEN THEY ARE DRUG ADDICTS, CHEAT ON THEIR SPOUSE, OR MAKE OFFENSIVE COMMENTS I DON'T JUDGE THEM ON IT, IN FACT I DONT GIVE A SHIT. ROGER CLEMONS, FANTAISA, MEL GIBSON JUST TO NAME A QUICK FEW. ALL HAVE DRAMA THAT REALLY DOESNT EFFECT WHAT WE LOVE THEM FOR. DO

THE CLASSIC TUPAC SONG IS OF COURSE MY INSPIRATION FOR TONIGHT'S SHOW AND THE QUESTION IS SIMPLE AND DIRECT: WHAT KIND OF SEX DO YOU LIKE? WHAT TURNS YOU ONE THE MOST..ROUGH AND FAST..OR MAYBE SLOW AND SENSUAL? ARE YOU A PERSON THAT NEEDS FOREPLAY OR ARE YOU JUST LIKE CLOTHES OF AND LET'S DO THE DAMN THANG!! WHAT ARE SOME OF THE "EXTRAS" YOU LIKE TO BRING TO THE BEDROOM? YOU REMEMBER SOME OF THE BEST U EVER HAD? THOSE WAS THE DAYS RIGHT! LOL! WELL WE CAN "GO DOWN" MEMORY LANE TONIGHT! OH YEAH SIDE QUESTION: IF YOUR NEW MATE SEX ISNT AS GOOD AS YOUR EX, DO YOU EVER OR HAVE YOU EVER WENT BACK AND DIPPED IN THAT JAR AGAIN? IN FACT, SHOULD YOU EVEN GET SERIOUS ABOUT SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE GOOD SEX IF THEY ARE GREAT IN EVERY OTHER ASPECT? THIS IS A CONVERSATION FOR GROWN-UPS KIDDIES, I WILL TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ON YOUR LEVEL AGAIN SOMEDAY SOON!! THIS IS NOT A SHOW FOR THEY SHY!

WITH THE STATE OF THE MUSIC INDUSTRY STILL TRYING TO GET BACK ON IT'S FEET FROM THE LAST FEW YEARS OF SLUMPING SALES, I THOUGHT I WOULD SEE IF THINGS ARE TURNING AROUND. SO THE BASIC QUESTION IS SIMPLE: WHAT MUSIC ARE YOU LISTENING TO? WHAT ARTIST, OLD OR NEW DO YOU THINK IS CURRENTLY MAKING GREAT MUSIC? (GREAT MEANING YOU WOULD ACTUALLY BUY IT!) WHAT DO YOU CURRENTLY HAVE ON YOUR PLAYLIST OR IN YOUR CAR AT THIS MOMENT? WHAT WAS THE LAST CD OR MIXTAPE YOU BOUGHT? I WILL ALSO HAVE SPECIAL GUEST LIL CASH FROM YOUNG HITTAS/PIMPALICIOUS ENT. ON THE LINE TONIGHT DISCUSSING HIS 106&PARK SHOW AND HOW THAT IMPACTED HIS CAREER AS AN INDEPENDENT ARTIST. SO IF YOU KNOW AND SUPPORT HIS MOVEMENT CALL IN AND HOLLA AT HIM. THIS SHOW IS ALL ABOUT YOUR OPINION AND WHAT YOU LISTEN TO, NOT IF I THINK THEY ARE WACK OR NOT. I JUST WANT TO GET A FEEL OF WHAT MUSIC PEOPLE LISTEN TO AS OPPOSED TO WHAT THEY WILL ACTUALLY BUY, AND I THINK THAT IS A VERY DIFFERENT ANSWER SOMETIMES. LET YOUR OPINION BE HEARD!

I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR MEDIA PRODUCTION WHERE AMONGST OTHER THINGS I LEARNED FILM EDITING AND IT MADE ME RESPECT THE WHOLE PROCESS OF MAKING SHOWS AND MOVIES MORE. FIRST OF ALL I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THE OBVIOUS ABSENCE OF BLACK SITCOMS ON TV. A DAMN SHAME. BUT I WOULD LIKE TO HIGHLIGHT OUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS IN FILM AND TV. SINCE MOST TIMES THE SHOWS AND MOVIES WE REALLY LIKE NEVER GET AN OSCAR OR EMMY I AM USING THIS SHOW TO GIVE PROPS TO AND REMINISCE ON SOME OF OUR BEST WORKS BY CATEGORY. YOU'RE GONNA NEED A PEN AND PAPER TO TAKE PART IN THIS SHOW! I WILL ASK YOU WHICH WAS THE BEST IN THE FOLLOWING CATEGORIES AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY ANSWERS TONIGHT: 1. BEST ALL AROUND BLACK TV SHOW 2. BEST ALL AROUND BLACK MOVIE 3. BEST MALE ROLE ON A TV SHOW & IN A MOVIE 3. BEST FEMALE ROLE TV SHOW AND MOVIE 4. BEST "THROWBACK" SHOW (BEFORE 1990) 5. BEST BLACK MOVIE COMEDY 6. BEST MOVIE THAT STARS AN ENTERTAINER TURNED ACTOR 7. BEST HOOD MOVIE (DRUGS, MONEY, BLAH BLAH) 8. BEST BLACK DIRECTOR (DO YOUR HOMEWORK) 9. BEST S

YOU EVER SEE THE BOONDOCKS EPISODE WHERE GRANDPA HAS TO SAY "NO HOMO" AFTER EVERYTHING THAT COULD POTENTIALLY BE GAY TO ENSURE THAT HE AINT GAY? NOWADAYS YOU JUST GOTTA MAKE SURE YOU ARE NOT BEING MISCONSTRUED. SO NOW TO THE POINT: HOW DO YOU KNOW IF A GUY OR CHIC SUSPECT? I MEAN YOU CANT TELL FROM HOW THEY DRESS BECAUSE NOW SO CALLED STRAIGHT DUDES WEARING SKINNY JEANS AND THE OTHER SIDE IS ROCKIN TIMBS! WTF! WHAT ARE SOME THINGS THAT A GUY OR CHIC CAN DO TO SET OFF ALARMS? HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS STRAIGHT AND FOUND OUT THEY WASNT? WAS IT SOMEBODY YOU WAS KICKING IT WITH? DID YOU HAVE ANY SIGNS OR WAS YOOU TAKEN BY SURPRISE? HOW ABOUT ALL THESE DUDES GOING TO PRISON AND GETTING HEAD FROM THE OTHER DUDES BUT THEN GETTING OUT LIKE AINT SHIT WRONG WITH THAT? WTF IS UP WITH THAT! NIGGA YOU IS GAY! PEOPLE SAY THAT I'M HOMOPHOBIC BUT ACTUALLY I'M NOT. I JUST DONT THINK STRAIGHT MEN SHOULD HANG OUT WITH GAY MEN. WHAT THE DO WE HAVE IN COMMON? DO YOU THINK THAT IS WRONG? EVEN WITH FEMALES, IF YOU HANG AR

I LOVE A GOOD MEAL. I DON'T OVER INDULGE AND I WATCH WHAT I EAT. BUT I THINK AFTER A GOOD TIME WITH FAMILY/FRIENDS, MUSIC AND SEX, A GOOD MEAL IS NEXT IN LINE OF THINGS I LIKE TO PARTAKE IN. AND I TAKE IT IN ALL FORMS. A GOOD HOME COOKED MEAL, A NICE RESTAURANT, OR EVEN OCCASIONAL FAST FOOD SPOT CAN ALL GET THE BUSINESS. A DABBLE IN THE KITCHEN A LIL BIT MYSELF SO IT AINT EASY TO IMPRESS ME EITHER. SO WITH THAT BEING SAID WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SPOTS TO EAT? ARE YOU THE TYPE THAT LIKES TO COOK AT HOME OR EAT OUT MORE? SO MANY DIFFERENT TYPES TOO. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF FOOD? I LOVE ME SOME GOOD OLD SOUL FOOD EVEN THOUGH I DONT EAT HALF OF WHAT I USED TO. AND WHY THE HELL IS EATING HEALTHY SO DAMN EXPENSIVE! SEEMS LIKE YOU HAVE TO BE RICH TO KEEP A GOOD DIET! WHAT ARE SOME OF THE SPOTS IN YOUR HOOD THAT MIGHT NOT BE A BIG CHAIN, BUT THEY BE OFF THE DAMN CHAIN!? OH..AND ONE MORE QUESTION..HOW IMPORTANT IS IT FOR A FEMALE TO BE ABLE TO COOK WHEN IT COMES TO LOCKING IN A MAN? HEY YOU KNOW I HAD TO THROW SOM