Double Deuce Podcast

Back on the zoom again this week cause schedules were a little tight. Those dog days of summer are barking, you know!? Anywho, the Notes: Will is good at lyrics! Frenetic and off-putting! Will’s time at McDonald’s and its connection to the Vietnam War! Will flew too close to the sun and got got! Will embarrasses the women that he loves most! Nelson’s Joker origin! Save the Prairie Park Nature Center! The Sad Ballad of Tito the Parrot! He longed for the salty embrace of the sea! Under the bridge downtown, they crashed a garbage truck! Will’s Top 5 Hills (the answers will shock you)! See our live 350th episode in the basement boardroom at RPG (Restaurant, Pub & Games) in downtown LFK! Saturday, July 30th, drinks at 7:30pm, show at 8-ish-pm! Free admission! Fun times! Be there! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re

Hey, hey! Zoomed this one. Things were a little hectic what with national birthdays and close contact covid exposures, so we zoomed. It’s Fourth of July weekend, so happy Fourth of July for the things that are still good about America and the dwindling things we can still love ironically as democracy continuously erodes into ethnonationalist theocracy. We don’t really get into the holiday or the stripping of rights that, as always, largely hurts women, bipoc, and lgbtq people, and especially those that check multiple of those boxes. We don’t get into it because we try to be a place you can go when you don’t have the emotional bandwidth at the moment for other pods that do it better and you want a reprieve. Nelson particularly likes Crooked Media’s Hysteria. It was in our list of topics to hit, but that almost never works for us and we just end up going where we go unless we crash. Which is certainly a shortcoming of ours, and we apologize. But, regardless, rest assured that we hate fascists, and we hate relig

It’s the second episode of the night at Murf’s with Pete Logan! Andy Morton also lurks at the edge of things . . . Also lurking is a live 350th episode coming in late July, details next episode! The Notes: Andy Morton derailed a train recently! Train-flattened pennies and other uncle pastimes! Missing the hobo lifestyle! Pete Logan’s Hobo Pie Recipe! Will’s hobo name is Slow Foot Willie! For the price of a warm pie and a warm bed you can get married! Will’s got some sloppy hashtags! Pete makes that dented top hat look good! #DDHoboNameMe! Listening to the trains! Will’s seagull impression! Will makes a really bad techno song! Nelson has forgotten his muses! Will explains the plot of Yellow Submarine! Beatles talk! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com,

Pete Logan is here! We’re recording at Murf’s! And once we overcome an emergency beer shortage, we get into it! The Notes: This isn’t an alcoholism thing, it’s about thirst! These Peaky Blinders are so peaky and so blinding! Hate Rushmore (top 4 hates)! Will does not consent to marshmallows! Nelson and Pete bond over hatred! Will’s hashtags are out of control, and wide open for misinterpretation! Will reveals a dark secret about these hashtags of his! Will is a human flashbang grenade with these hashtags! Will’s mom is listening again, so it’s time for Will to tell the egg story again! Kids, remember to cover all your bases when you’re doing science! Ghostbusters Trivia Corner! Will is Mr. Flashbang! Father’s Day Corner! Movie Review Corner: Lightyear and Jurassic Kingdom! What did we learn!? Apple is censoring us! STOP SILENCING US, BIG TECH! Hashtag showdown! Are the listeners here for chaos or order!? Thanks, Georgia! Will did a Harry Potter style wizard murder! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubl

Zooming it this week, it was too hot to fuck around without finding out. But I do completely lose track of time so you get like 10 extra minutes of Deucing! It’s democracy in action! Here’s the Notes: Live Show coming, late July, start limbering up, details coming soon! Will is making family moves! Will sings some jingles! Will’s noodle betrayal story! Noodles & Com-pa-ny, Noodles & Com-pa-ny! Will was made to look a fool in front of regular people! Will wants to be lied to about the big stuff! We have the friendliest malice! Will calls Nelson a robot sympathizer when he’s clearly a robot abolitionist! End credits rap, please! #DDDragnetRapMeUp! How Will failed democracy this week! The lighter side of failing democracy! Breaking News: Will is not seeking reelection! What’s the per capita murder rate at Exchange City! Talking about The Stuff! Nelson would have charged more for certain kinds of the Stuff! Kids, keep all your time machine things in the same place! Nelson has added it to his time machine

Andy Morton drops by under protest! The Notes: Olive Garden, when you’re here, it’s omerta! Legal Tips! The Lincoln Lawyer isn’t about Abraham Lincoln! Why don’t cars talk or shoot missiles!? We’re Sorkin-ing, but we’re sitting down— same energy though! Will loves Eddie from Stranger Things! Will isn’t jumping enough! Nelson’s DM advice! Killing Orcs Softly! Andy Morton has been in some bands! Will wants to know why there aren’t there more rounds in songs!? Applebee’s made us feel dirty about blackmail! Olive Garden vs Red Lobster! Bonefish Grill is Red Lobster for people who fuck! The dark web is the only web Nelson knows! You need some medicine, you need a grenade!? We have tamed fire, our most ancient foe! We take on Big Travel Insurance! Andy usually only guests on the podcast by accident! Will did taekwondo at Red Lobster as a youth! A lobster with a lot of scores to settle! Will has a hard time taking a side in the war between Olive Garden and Red Lobster! Red Lobster vs Chuck E. Cheese! Nelson doesn’t

Second Show of the night and it’s feeling a little loose! The Notes: Holy Cow Blammo! Nelson doesn’t remember when Armistice Day is! Will is in Georgia right now (time travel nonsense)! Ollie is excited to be back in Paducah, the site of Will’s greatest personal betrayal! Sports Corner! Sunderland, back to the middle! We hate Starbucks! Local Coffee Controversy Corner! Church Controversy Corner! Wilson from Castaway the Cartoon! You don’t have to have seen Castaway to enjoy the continuing adventures of this lovable ball! Don’t worry, Tom Hanks is in it! Tom Hanks Talk! Moon Knight roundup aka we liked Moon Knight! There’s a motorcycle upstairs! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the D

After zoom recording and DecaDeucing we’re back in person again! The Notes: How old are we? Can we be left alone? Was Nelson responsible or disliked by his parents? Will implicates his parents in multiple crimes! Felonies! Will’s parents like to party! Will turns on a dime on his dad for the simple crime of being proud of his son! Will’s therapist should probably be listening to this podcast and this one in particular is a must listen! Will is watching The Circle and he doesn’t know why! Reality Show Corner! Nelson wants to know who killed his show about killing! Will has a lot of quiche right now! Will is holding quiche and he needs to move it pronto! #QuicheMe for Will to deliver his quiche to you! Elon Musk’s Charcuterie Bags! It’s spoiled quiche in a boot for all the bad German children! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/sh

We’re zooming! Lazy Sunday zoom recording. The Notes: Take your pants off, but don’t call the police! Graduation weekend! Will’s grocery store story! Covid update! Ollie’s dance break! Ollie’s puppet theater! A little bit of patreon pimping! Will makes really long hashtags!  #DoubleDeuceIWantToBeAnIntern! A potential HR issue right out the gate! Spicy Beef Gaus, Hobo Lawyer! Don’t make your dollars sad! Best of Lawrence doesn’t care about podcasts! Brunch is chill vibes only, guys! Jesus doesn’t like arms dealing! Who’s your own personal Jesus? Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring

Damn it! Fuckin’… damn it! We couldn’t record a new episode! We were busy doing stuff with the various moms we know, it’s Mother’s Day! Love you, moms! But, don’t worry, we still have a new episode! It’s a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce volume 10! The fabled CentenniDeuce! Real ones know, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody’s first issue, so here it is! Ten all-new mini 2 minute & 20 second (ISH, just, ish as hell) episodes recorded over time and then plastered together into one big, brand-new but pre-recorded, regular-sized episode! Actually, it’s a bit longer: 48 Little Buff Boy minutes, including the 10-minute 100th Mini-Deuce! There’re probably variable levels of sound quality, too, cause, the world is falling apart and we’re getting in on the action! Recorded back in the fall of 2021, after the Insurrection but before the European war (we love you, too, Ukraine). That’s why we don’t mention Mother’s Day once during the show. Or anything remorely timely, as usual. We’ve got guests, though! It’s a m

It’s the second episode of the night after a long afternoon so these notes are SUSPECT. What isn’t suspect is we have 2 guests! Todd Soden & Skye! The Notes: Nelson is 7.5/10 excited on Will’s Excited Scale! There’s a balrog! Todd’s Henry Rollins story! Sorry to Topekans! Old timey concert politics! Is Todd banned from your business? #ToddOK or #ToddNo! #DDTeamSoden! Sorry for all the dogs barking! #SueTodd! Movie Theater Corner! Stolen porn! Trippin’ your balls off & Stoogemania! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Broug

We finally have Todd Soden on the podcast, and he’s promising it’ll be the best episode yet! The Notes: If this is the new best episode, what was the old one? #DDBestEpisode! Auman has a bone guy (you need a bone?)! Kids can be assholes talk! Kids know comedy! You need to wear underwear and closed-toed shoes to work in Nelson’s kitchen! Todd is a downtown restaurant OG! The alley behind The Mad Greek! D&D talk! D&D for kids! Sports Corner! Royals talk for days (Todd’s friends may want to turn the pod off here)! Getting called out by the announcer! Everybody knows this is your best pod for sports talk! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keez

It’s the second episode of the night and that means it’s time to get a little weird! The Notes: Monster Truck Nelson and his beard of motorcycles! Subtle hashtags help maintain your shocks! Jiggling down the highway of life! Sun Tzu hates jiggling! 70’s Landlords! How jiggly is Matthew Herbert? We need a scientist with a map! Flumes for the living and for the dead! Scientist kits vs doctor kits! Anybody can be a scientist! Five most important items in a science kit! Pokemon child scientists! The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for the Pokemon children not to have guns! Winston Churchill re: jiggling! Don’t jiggle while you science or your numbers will be off! Jiggling time is for jiggling while science time is for science! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google,

Recording in person in a garage, huzzah! The Notes: We’re here to comfort you when others let you down! Little bit of Sports Corner! We missed the parade! Royals baseball, the rollercoaster begins again! Ollie went to the movies! Second hand child’s movie review for Sonic 2! #ILikeMoviesDoubleDeuce! The hashtag and the commentary on the hashtag! Spoiler-free Severance talk! We really like it and we talk vaguely about how! You should watch it! Will loves his Viking shows! Better Call Saul back soon! Will’s disappointing video game corner! Without a dedicated blackmail target, we meander into a ditch! CONSUMER REPORTS MAGAZINE GIVEAWAY! The first person to contact us about wanting this copy of consumer reports magazine will receive instructions for where to find it! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Andr

Lawrence Mayor Courtney Shipley and Superfan Molly Scanlon are here! Assistant editor, Custer the cat, tried to jump on the board for this episode, and Nelson had to heroically maintain the recording! Because of that, we still have The Notes: Cats don’t trust 10’s! This episode was an inside job! All these conspiracy facts are adding up! The Secret Apartments and Dead Body Basements of Downtown Lawrence! Body Disposal Corner! Will is starting a movement! Will is an enemy and/or ironic lover of gentrification! Lawrence needs more statuary! We’re a town that rejects heroic human representation in stone! The training wheels are off now, Applebee’s, we’re coming at throats! Nelson would fight under the banner of the one true Jake from State Farm! Sports Corner: KU wins and a championship is near enough to taste! Will lost his friend in the throng! Precog parking robots! Courtney is in negotiations with Chapel Hill’s Mayor in re: a friendly sports wager! Twitter fame is fleeting, fearful, and yet, intoxicating! So

Auman’s back and we’re still in the backyard. And we’re going 33 minutes It’s also our first double recording in a while so these notes aren’t great! Still, here they are: the Notes! It’s basketball time! We love you KU, but sometimes you make us nervous! The 80’s were weird, kids! Wild, Wild West, but not that one! There’s a music theme! We’re a cancer and politics podcast now! Auman’s awkward Pelosi corner! At Applebee’s you can do insider trading as long as you pay for entrees! Applebee’s needs to legalize weed in the bar, not just the bathroom! Avocados are always math! Pop-a-Shot rules only! Cletus Corner! Old-ass names! Nelson explains math! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find th

Auman’s here and we’re outside! Spring has sprung! The Notes: Auman’s worked in a lot of kitchens, even more than times he’s appeared on the podcast! Our pirate chef friend! Auman is a model now! Instagram is for butts! #ButtsofInstagram! We remember Tumblr! We get distracted by pornography but then we get right back to fashion! Auman is a fashion icon! Wearing the Armageddon shirt to Armageddon! You can’t wear underwear with jeans you bought when you were 25! The loose jeans window! Was Will part of the loose jeans or tight jeans generation!? Everybody is naked from the waist down in Will’s happy place! Theatre corner! We did a play 20 years ago and you have to hear about it now! Always remember the math, kids! It was a top 5 rehearsal except for the heavy police presence! Going to Buffalo Wild Wings after the police station! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod A

Back to zoom, but not for long! The Notes: We had a live show! We have a patreon, please give us money! We love our fans! The politics of Will singing! We got a nice letter from our live show hosts RPG! Ben has been enrolled in Game of Thrones training! They’re nice people with tasty food and fun games, go there sometime! Basketball time! Go KU! Idaho is the recipient of Utah’s Overflow! Will doesn’t want cold water on his bones! Quick Jacqueline Grunau drop-in! She’s finally on twitter for reals! She also likes cyborgs! The fear of the random viral touch! Playground Dads! (with intro song!) Will went to a miracle baby party! The miracle of half-price wings vs the miracle of divine birth, who would win?! Will’s itching to get experimental, musically! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, S

Recorded live on 3/5/22 in the awesome RPG in Lawrence, Kansas! We realize it should have happened weeks ago, but Covid pushed back that timetable. Here you go, better late than never! Also, our Patreon is currently launched but pending approval so it may not be available for a day or two. We’ll blast the social pages when it’s ready for you to access! The Notes: We’re recording live in the basement of RPG in Lawrence, Kansas, your LFK hub for delicious food with tabletop gaming! Matt assures us that this basement is international waters! The legal required distance between food and naked people doesn’t apply here! The freedom afforded here has us dropping illegal stuff way too early in the show! Will struggles to come up with examples of his legal parenting top 5! Everybody tip Ben, he’s a great waiter! Ben has never seen Game of Thrones, if someone wants to watch it with him! Amber Fraley is here and she’s checked all the doors and curtains for a way out! Every day is a never-ending nightmare! This room wou

Sorry, back pain, fatigue, and pain killers had Nelson low energy, but best believe the energy will be sky high at the live show this Saturday night, March 5th, at RPG! Pregame at 7:30, show at 8ish, afterparty assured. That’s the first of the notes, of which we are now in! It’s our lawyer (and bandleader) Spicy Beef Gaus’s Birthday! Happy Spicy Beefday, Gaus! Nelson doesn’t know a lot about cars! Fast and Furious Car Talk! The Car Talk guys don’t advocate vehicular homicide, “don’t shit where you eat!” Disposing of the bodies of hippies and other cocktail party conversation topics! Applebee’s, where the necrophilia is recommended, not required! In all seriousness, big love and support to Ukraine! Fuck Putin, and fascists everywhere! Will’s hashtag muscle has atrophied! Will refuses to ever be Bill, or Billiam! Nelson’s Wild Bill Remembrances! We are unable to deftly end a podcast! See our long-awaited Live Episode 325, Saturday March 5th, at RPG in downtown LFK! 7:30 hangout with show at 8-ish and drinks to