Hogcast: Speedy Delivery

Note: ahegao facial recognition, The Fir Bird, Wastebomb, Russ’s Fridge Wife Routine, Smart House mom, King Paypig, Big Rock Pizza Mountain, Qanon Gremlin, Radiolab Boke and Tsukkomi, wheeled animals, Betty and Veronica Double Digest, The Bye Bye Man 2, Heartman isekai, Mike the Extremehog, Rouge the Bat’s messy room energy

Notes: The Mad Dog of Sipe, Rigato Mas, monogamy addictions, Ghostrider Sybian, The King’s Peach, In This Okonomiyaki?, DB Cooper fanart, Miracle on the Funny Pages, Marvin Senoue, Cyrano de Bezos, Shigure the Cat, SSJW Goku, imaginary meat Support us on patreon here https://www.patreon.com/hogcast Follow the show on Twitter https://twitter.com/hogcastsd

Russ is back from a trip from San Francisco and Alan is heading out to Japan. Sonic’s in his heaven, all’s right with the world Notes: Bonjour Diamond Russ, Pilaf Husk, Rebuild of Garfield, Shogunplier, Russ defends the west, Cloud Pizza, Hope Jobs Hawk, Cyber-Greasers, Sega steals our brand, Teapot Motherfucker, Scylla Bradanska, 9/11 re-enactments, The Return of JaredTheFox92, Dave Eggers from Homestuck, Epcot Cum

Notes: Gamer Christmas, Bloodborne Meyers-Briggs, Hell_Homer Sex Tour, Film Crit Thanos update, bed lighting, Vince McElroy, Nosey Freehorns, Alan gets guillotined, Dead Bart, Okuusan’s Last Resort, Mr Bubble Shapiro, Gamestop cereal, garagekit funkos, magician wrestler kisses, Svetlana the Mutant Husky, pussyeating games Check out Scott at Video Game Choo Choo https://videogamechoochoo.com/ and Wrestling on Air https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/wrestling-on-air/id1070843990 Here’s the Dead Bart video Alan is obsessed with https://twitter.com/ihavemp4/status/1135421895707365376 The scary It clown saying “kiss me fatboy” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKI5tdmA2tk The awful Cuphead rap https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgtl5A7Wtd0

RUSS FELL OFF A CLIFF.. scary moment for our podcast Notes: Cliff Russ, scented eggs, Alan’s Tfue Escort Mission, Xans Undertale, Mystic Sheldon, gay rat wedding, SkeetAnon, ProJared’s dwegon ancestry, The Killing Za, The Dan Schneider Cut, Tyler Dursley, the God Pill, Edge Vespadaccino the Wasp, the Quizno Wars, himbo Colonel Sanders, That Time I Got Reincarnated As Flubber And special thanks to our friend Seth Boyer for making our badass theme song https://twitter.com/sethboyer

Another solo bolo episode with just the two of us, and folks it’s very divorce-centric. This was also recorded before the nightmarish Sonic movie trailer was released so don’t blame us for not talking about it. Notes: Film Crit Thanos, divorce oven mitts, MovieBob’s space birthright, Major Dwegonagi, sentient Pizza Hut mold, Razers Chromo, Vegeta asswiping fanfic, Ultra Instinct Adam Sandler, Isaac ASMRov, Schwans, Oh Joy Sonic Toy, Dark the Ocelot, greasy stones, stealing a cop’s gun, Patrick the Huge Virgin Wombat

We’re kappa krazy in this episode and we’ve got Shane Hosea (@ShaneHosea), Portland improvisor and host of Anime at the Gates (@animewheel), on to help Russ escape the prison sentence he earned by pretending to be a Japanese yokai. Notes: the Kappa of Portland, Alan’s IKEA-hacking, Russ Hour, Beto’s sexy jutsu, coke strains, Calamente Cuchulain, Rasta String Cheese Man, laxative crimes, the YIIK man, Tamara Kailaney, Jaredthefox9’s banishment, Russ’s Mad Cow Disease

Notes: Boku no Father the Hero, Goron Grimace, Alan’s online shinobi career, posting posture, Shaqaroni, preggo pizza, Jack SepticTank, John Green’s weed store, Notorious Q*bert, Wren the Chipmunk, Steve Eggman, That’s How Bushido Works CORRECTION: the awful blue man from Chalk Zone was called Snap, not Scratch. But who cares since Chalk Zone fuckin sucks Follow the show on Twitter @HogcastSD Russ's twitter @pissgoblin Alan's twitter @findomearle SUPPORT US ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/hogcast

Episode 100 is finally here, but somehow Alan got trapped in a virtual world of their own creation. Will Russ and our dear friend Ben Pack (@packbenpack) be able to convince Alan to return to the real world? Notes: the first joke, stanning the IRS, Portal orb, Hogcast grimoire, Pepper Threehorns, the worst Dominos on yelp, The Hogcast Challenge, Raditz Fils-Aime, Johnny Fievel, Bonerville, Outrage “Slasher” the Hedgechidna, the classic honeytrap, Let Me Be Duck

We’re neoliberal now and we’re live from a storage closet at CPAC with our good friend Seth Boyer (@sethboyer) to discuss how being radically centrist is the most punk rock thing you can do. Notes: the horniest Adam Sandler movie, XXXStatix, Jordan Peterson’s Cadbury Creme Eggs, mermaid alfredo, Jimmy Stewart Goes West, BCC Pizza, red pepper flakes melange, Billy the Skunk, wrow, Alan’s neoliberal posadism, smol sans, Rolabi Wizenard Intro: The Wicked Wild (Dino Jungle) from Sonic and the Secret Rings Outro: The song from Wolverine Adamantium Rage on SNES that invented grime music

Will we finally believe goofy is f'ing dead??? Will we say goodbye to old friends? Can a certain sourpuss gamer's heart be touched? Will Demyx be there? Find out in the latest, truly most beautiful episode of this mini-series, I CAN'T BELIEVE GOOFY IS F#@!ING DEAD EPISODE 3. Theme music provided by OC Remix user Emunator on the album Esther's Dreams Esther's Dreams

It’s our birthday show babey. Notes: Russ’s unfortunate Blippi cameo, #MyMentor, the new Suicide Squad, Russ’s visits to the burn ward, Chuck E Cheese foot fetishists, bag full of spiders, ping pong arsonist, Spider Palestine, Mora the Swallow, Kamala Harris’s loot boxes,

Hoo boy, it’s Big Game season and we’ve got our dear friend Kevin here to talk about Canadian malls and ironic curses. Note: Sticky Fingers self suck, IKEAlbert’s Sbarro Coup, Lil Scrimp/Shrimp’s ghost tricks, ironic curses, Russ’s Gatsby pants closet, fractal dick, Russ’s Steven Universe LARPing, Alan’s illegal Beyblade mods, roombos, Funky Winkerbean, all cops are bimbos, I Love Oil, Leftist Glob Herman, Alphega the Hedgehog, Alan’s comedy mentor

We return to Kingdom Hearts to talk what might be going down in the final of the Sora trilogy. We discuss who will make it in the game (Preying for Peg Pete), who's fightin' who, and if Goofy will F#@!ING die or not! Theme music is Simply Be-Grooved by Tetrimino on OCRemix https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR03047

Professor Mickey takes the Hogcast crew on a whirlwind tour of the world of Kingdom Hearts. What is Kingdom Hearts? Who is Ansem, Seeker of Darkness? How much time does it take to actually talk about the first Kingdom Hearts? All these questions answered and more in the first official I CAN'T BELIEVE GOOFY IS F#@!ing DEAD!!! Theme music was Hikari -KH Jazz Cover by SMES https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/494954

This week we’re all about those Hollywood days and Hollywood nights. We’ve got our pal RJ Palmer (@arvalis) on to talk about his work on Detective Pikachu and how mad the movie version of Sonic makes all of us. Notes: Russ’s Rash, IKEAlbert’s new gig, Rocco Bocce, Do the Right Thing but Pokemon, getting an Odo, cyclops dicks, doing a Family Guy, Logan Paul Noid, iBandersnatch, At the Meat Mountains of Madness, two pizza rule, cloacal kiss, exposure

New year, new us. Russ has a symbiote now and has become an instagram thot/mafioso. Notes: Symbo Mode, Sbarro takeover, food court boroughs, Cranky Gotti, Stankonia shirts, Carnage Threehorns, KFC riots, cum Monopoly, Hell Homer’s The Wind Rises, Iizuka stanning, Blood & Gore, Sonic’s dinar revaluation, lobster rearing, Welcome to Morrowind

It’s Christmastime in Dwegonland and all of the dwegons are jerking off to PBS. Can Alan defend Russ against murder charges in dwegon court? Will they be able to dweg off in time to celebrate Feliz Yaoidad? Notes: Chinly Fourhorns, dweg anon, Big Lord Fauntleroy, D’Angelo’s Pizzeria, big ol pepperonis, pizza flasher, Russ’s Billy Joel scheme, Echo the barn owl, King Kai BDSM, bunyip creepypasta, shredded judges

You've all been asking for it, so we finally did it. We recorded a live commentary of the hit film Dwegons & Leprechauns with our good friends Ravi (@goomvi) and Erika (@rikisenapai) at their house.

Alan flew across the country to record an episode in a Portland sewer with Russ and his best friend Waste. And hoo boy, are you in for a treat. Warning: the audio is a bit rougher than usual since we recorded this at Russ’s kitchen table and not our usual setups. A few table knocks here and there. Notes: Waste and the Grimace guts, Beasthood, rat kings, escape rooms, Nosey Threehorns’s organ trafficking, Andrew Diced Clay and Andrew Dice Gay, whopperito, the return of Lil Shrimp, Alan’s Zooted Zoombini Adventure, FGC Timmy Turner, Russ’s Captain Caveman dreams, Rose the Cat, The Memer, improv misconceptions, Pagliacci productions, gravity training for jerking off