Hogcast: Speedy Delivery

Gobble gobble, we’re in a Thankful mood this episode. Thankful for pizza, thankful for Sonic, and thankful for the return of one of our most popular characters. Notes: vaping Flintstones, The King of IKEA, sudowoodo friends, a message from a close personal friend, Alan’s Entourage delusion, Ultima Lucha 4, Superwholock Dwegons, monofilament pizza, eating bidoof, the sex shop pizza dog, breakfast pizza, borrower crush studies, Bessilisk, Dexter Marapore, dry cleaning bear jamboree, Sins of the Goofy

Only Hogcast would make an episode where one of the hosts becomes a vampire after Halloween. What will these wacky quillheads come up with next? Notes: Russ’s isekai flatlining, das vampyr, Waste’s Wonderswan, Alt-Right Beast, White Rabbit’s awful finishing move, Stan Proud, Supreme sticker pizza, Pizza to the Polls, eggwich, uhhh wifey, Blade the Cat, Hokage Trump and Barronto, Bobby’s World, Ralph Bakshi’s racist movies, Pipsy the mouse, this Pit eatin beans

Our spookiest episode to date, recorded from Waluigi’s Walloween party at his palatial Beverly Hills mansion. Notes: Russ’s best friend Waste, Jenny Death X69, hollow weenie, cum-cum fruit, dwegon orgy, Canadian Stooges, Chad Popeye, Majin Bart, pizza stan, Eminem loves Burger King, Halloween pizza, Alan’s dream about Amy’s boobs, candy takes

We finally killed that bastard Fused Chuckie. Notes: Mr. Meaty guts, sword gender dichotomy, Curvy Lamp: Rebellion, Marty gets a gf, The Dwegon Minute, Undertale: Rise of the Lycans, Yung Lang, Flintstones Hell, Stations of the Pop, pizza scoops from Fat Man, Blade Eastwood, Scooter the Hedgehog’s film debut, VGCats porn Correction: aardvark means “earth pig” not “earth wolf” in Afrikaans

Your pussy may be cancelled, sis, but this podcast sure isn't! Our good friend and international correspondent, Ravi (@goomvi) swings by to join us on one of our most incomprehensible episodes yet. Notes: bug-fighting fever, Neutron Musk’s love of eating hair, Russ’s Peach Crown, Pacific Northwest Super Sonico, Yakuza Goodfeathers, Dads Are Strong, Trader Joe-san, Alexis Petals, Papa John’s immunity, Joker yoga pants

Man I wish we'd talked about 9/11 more since we're releasing this on 9/11. Maybe next year. Notes: The Devil in the Nick Hotel, Russ’s sticky hand and Homie, Snap nut, GameStop Cash for Clunkers, Russ’s incredibly shitty stand power, Neutron Musk’s Planet Sheen obsession, John MinecraftCain, Olive Garden family court, the regina, Babydick’s Day Off, Drake’s Kiki the Hawk Challenge, Richard Cockman, thank you Diplo, Larry the Cable Guy and Deadpool

G'day quillheads. We're here with our friend from a land down under, Rory Machell (@RoryMachell) is here to regale us with tales of the outback. Some more brilliantly conceived characters are here to have a little fun too. Notes: Punished “Venom” Rocko, kangaroo sports, Megan in Tekken, shadow Garfield, Niaccm Nhoj at Tenkaichi Budokai, Alan’s prison boycott, Snoopy valor thievery, a bad Faulkner reference, Obama’s Poppin Cherry Daddies, the brightest smiles, Muppenetta, Rousey the Rascal, Big Dodonpa Energy, Wizpig stans

We should preface this episode with saying that Alan found out that Masako Nozawa voiced Doug in the Japanese dub and this is all they thought about for a week. Sorry not sorry. Notes: Super Saiyan Doug, Alan’s FGC lifestyle, Don Bluth observations, floam stank, tuna juice, Minecraft toilets, JK Rowling’s awful bank goblins, baby wants to fuck, Master of Doug, Axel the Water Buffalo, John C Lilly’s dolphin sex lab

In this episode one of our classic guest characters returns to give us a dire warning about meddling in time. He also insists that he's a dirty little pig baby. Notes: Phil and the Nicktoons get flashpointed, Lucky Luciano escort mission, Big Daddy, "gay people be breathin, straight people be wheezin," Krusty Discharge, Nick Robinson’s Cyberchase for Coochie, the Casque of Bawls, Whisper the Wolf, Alan’s baby hate, Elon Labe

Man, it's a hot one Like seven inches from the midday sun Well, I hear you whispering the words, to melt everyone Jay Leno: Crybaby Notes: the return of IKEAlbert, RadioShack yokai, Tony Hawk Battle Royale, Jay Leno: Crybaby, Papa John says the N word, Reel Big Fish, tree stars, Big Boss’s ancient grains, Bug Pelswick Correction: we accidentally said DJ Skat Kat instead of MC Skat Kat

What a better way for us to celebrate our nation’s independence than with a new podcast episode. In this one we go off on an extended riff about Dune and make another Y Tu Mama Tambien joke because our brains are bad and broken. Notes: Dr Brief’s movie collection, Sufjan Stevens music toothbrushes, Snuffaluffagus divorce court, Yoda cum, Drake’s Superbaby Project, Ricky Mandel joins the McElroy fandom, Fullpizza Alchemist, the ashes of Doug, Jim Carrey Eggman, Youtuber Dune, old timey Sonic toys, Cedric the Wolf, Buster T, Y Tu Jimmy Neutron Tambien

We spent this last Memorial Day reflecting on the sacrifices made by The Troops. By which we mean we spent a lot of time getting worked up about the Looney Tunes DC Comics crossover and how it's completely shattered our worldview. Notes: Notes: Darren Abernathy, BUGS’s World, pregnant knees, Gency referendum, problematic cartoon bombs, bone fetishists, Youth Culture Killed John Wick’s Dog, KFC Famous Owl, Forrest Gump joins the DCU, Urkel’s Problematic Bruce Juice, Y Tu Sonic Tambien, don’t google Minerva Mink, Quillhead’s Guilty Wish, Elon’s Riverdale fetish, The 2nd Coming of Doug

We’re back with another special Mother’s Day episode. Alan threw a pizza pool party for all the hot young moms while Russ got lost in IKEA. dougs2ndmovie.com Notes: Hogcast Hoopla for Young Local Moms, Russ gets stuck in CIA urinal, Evil Ernest, Rocket Racoon, Dilbert Dilbert, Paleo Freak, Doug’s 2nd Movie, Hershey St John, Loonatics Unleashed

We're back with our official wrestling correspondent @SocksMahoney with a Wrestlemania report, some fucked up improv characters, and a hell of a 'tude. Notes: Efukt's World, the bear from Golden Kamuy, Soft Cell, WWE Clean Face Mods, Michael B Jordan B Peterson, Braun Strowman's padawan rattail, Hoodslam origins, Pepper gets dumped, Eggman on trial for war crimes, a Hall of Fame 'tude. Check out Socks' wrestling podcast here http://wrestlingonearth.com/

Here's a little Easter Egg in your RSS baskets: an episode we recorded two weeks ago. Buckle up because Russ brought two improv characters this time and they're probably the most inscrutable ones to date. Notes: The Tale of Lil Shrimp and IKEAlbert, caterpillar soup, preferred stunner drinks, Fortnite teens, stealing Dominos valor, Pepper the robot gets fired, Bitch Goku eats a whole turkey, Jailrush the Hedgehog, Cell vore

Our dear Canadian friend Kevin (@autobite) is here to get mad at Harry Potter with us. Notes: challenging hot Chuckie cosplayers, Phil returns to tell us his secret origins, Hogwarts's anti-technology bullshit, autobahn death trap, gacha drugs, poutine earrings, the horrible Olive Garden pizza bowl, pizza for the troops, pizza vibrator button, chaos beans, DBZ mugen mods, Kevin the Monkey, autoerotic saiyan asphyxiation, eat my Play-Do, AutobiteGaiaOnline Music: Autobite's sweet Migos/Mitsuboshi Colors mashup https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfRnXdlz9To

We’re back with an upgraded website and feed for an episode recorded on Super Bowl Sunday. And what do we do first? Talk to a Klasky Csupo character for a quarter of the episode. Notes: Phil from Rugrats tells us a grim tale, The Superb Owl, our fav Overwatch League team, we get a bunch of shit wrong about Fate: GO and Granblue, Alan’s garlic mishap, Mari Ohara’s murder habit, the horrible racist Knuckles meme that’s killing us, Sonic X is Rick and Morty, Bernie’s Quirk

NEW YEAR NEW ME, NEW US ON HOGCAST SD!!!! Notes: Nightmare from Soul Calibur if he loved Rick and Morty, Stephen Krang, Alan's Yakuza Life, Jerry Poppin Seinfelds, Sharig-nan, Cronenberg Pizza Womb, Chuckie Chan.

Yes we recorded a live commentary over the new Hey Arnold Movie. Consider it a New Years treat. ALSO ALSO ALSO, the music is the Tunnel Music from the Hey Arnold! The Movie GBA Game, which according to an unverified game music wiki is composed by the guy who made the music for Windjammers. ISN'T THAT WILD! 

Look in the chimney. We're coming down with a piping hot pizza pie and some saucy Sonic scoops. Notes: The Nog Hogger, Alan’s black and white TV, Papa Lil John’s, PT Bono, biotechnology pizza,  Hell Homer pizza validation, googoo gurus, horny pizza jokes, Vatican nativity vandals, a jolly tude, Razermus Prime