Watch Your Mouth Podcast

Summary: The lads talk are back from their long midterm break and they talk about what gets them in the holiday spirit, or rather, what pisses them off about the "holidays." In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Ken's "Here We Fuckin' Go Again" Holiday Spiced Wine - 1.5L passable red wine - 1 tbs whole allspice - 1 tbs whole cloves - 1 star anise - 3 cinnamon sticks - zest of something citrus, your call (pictured: ruby grapefruit) - sugar until the gagging subsidies - splash of apple juice for the hell of it Dump into a pot. Bring to a boil. Reduce to a simmer. Serve. Crank the Bing Crosby and strap the fuck in. You got this. Quote du Jour: Hans Gruber - Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy? John McClane - Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker. Hans Gruber and John McClane - Die Hard Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant’s new album, “Burly!” Links: Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1

Summary: The lads talk about Thanksgiving and of course with it being the semester midterm break, the Zombie Game is back! How will you survive? Oh and this midterm break is going to be a bit longer than usual. Thw WYM Crew will be back December 1st! In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Bourbon Spiked Hot Apple Cider -4 cups apple cider -1 cinnamon stick -1 tablespoon orange juice -3 whole cloves -1 star anise -Bourbon To make the hot cider: Place the apple cider, cinnamon stick, orange juice, cloves and star anise in a small pot and bring to a boil. Lower to a simmer for 5-10 minutes. Remove from heat and strain into a pitcher. To make the drink: -In glass add 2 oz bourbon and 1 cup of the cider mix. -Garnish with an orange slice and stick of cinnamon. Drink the delicious apple pie tasting boozey concoction! Quote du Jour: Doofer - Hey look at this. Do you think I will look good in this? Like with the this, with the mid drift and the thing. Dave - No, no. You need to more of something more

Summary: The lads talk SPORTS! SPORTS! SPORTS! SPORTS! Ones they played, ones they like to watch, ones they hate, etc. In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Dirty Ashtray Equal parts... - Gin - Vodka - Light Rum - Tequila - Blue Curacao - Grenadine splash of pineapple juice splash of sour mix shake and strain into a tall glass garnish with lemon wedge Eric version: rim glass with actual ashes. Garnish with spent cigarette. Quote du Jour: Announcer: This Dinslow Cup is of course the biggest game of the season. Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: Aww, Christ! Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Will you turn that shit off. Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: So scared! Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Listen to me you little bitch! You either go out there and make that shot or I'm gonna shove your head so far up your fuckin' ass, you'll have to wear yourself as a hat! Announcer, Kenny "Squeak" Scolari, and Douglas "Swish" Reemer: BASEketball Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant’s new album, “Burly!” Links: Facebook – www.facebook.c

Summary: The lads talk about grueling house chores and how "girlie" drinks really just knock you on your ass. In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Cosmo - 1.5 oz vodka - 1/2 oz orange liqueur (Cointreau, Grand Marnier) - Juuust enough cranberry juice to pink it up. Shake the FUCK out of it Strain into cocktail/martini glass Garnish with lemon zest. Quote du Jour: Deadpool: [as Angel Dust walk towards them] Finish fucking her the fuck up. Colossus: Language, please. Deadpool: Suck a cock. Deadpool and Colossus - Deadpool Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant’s new album, “Burly!” Links: Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch

Summary: The lads have special guest and WYM Super Fan on the show, Blaine Duplantis. They cover what makes Halloween "Halloween" (candy and costumes) and they recap the LA Comic Con with some interviews. In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Special Guest: Blaine (Super Fan Tattooed Man!) Cocktail du Jour: Paloma In a glass filled with ice, rimmed w/ salt: - 1/4c grapefruit juice - 1 tsp lime juice - 1 tsp sugar - 1/4c tequila (or mescal) Mix until sugar dissolves. Top with club soda. Critter's Quick Paloma: Tequila & Squirt Quote du Jour: Beetlejuice: Hey, where are you going?! HEY, HEY!! You bunch of LOSERS! Your working with a professional here! [after kicking down a model tree] Nice fuckin' model! Beetlejuice - Beetlejuice... (Beetlejuice) Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant’s new album, “Burly!” Links: Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stit

Summary: The lads kick off semester 7 by announcing their new charity and catch up with what they've been doing over the break. They also discuss some of their personal heroes (alive, dead, or fictional). In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Bushwacker: - 1 oz... Dark creme de cacao Kahlua Vodka Bailey's Amaretto Bacardi Dark Rum 2 oz... Milk Cream of Coconut 8 oz ice Blend Top with whipped cream and a cherry Quote du Jour: Wheeler: Did you know that bald eagles are known to engage in a bizarre mating ritual where two eagles fly upwards, lock talons, and fall towards the earth while rotating, separating almost before they crash into the ground, if and only if they consummate their bird fuck. If they don't, they are willing to accept their death by hard ground. It's the ultimate race against the clock. Augie Farks: Why are you telling me this? Wheeler: Why would I not? Wheeler and Augie Farks - Role Models Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant’s new album, “Burly!” Links: Facebook – https

Summary: The lads wrap up semester 6 with all the stuff, you, the fans sent to us throughout the semester as we drink champagne and a few beers. We'll see you after the semester break! In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Jess Cocktail du Jour: 1. Champagne Royale Champagne and a splash of Chambord 2. Black Velvet (cue the music): Make a black and tan with a stout and bubbly! Quote du Jour: Jim Bennett: I've been up two and a half million dollars. Frank: What you got on you? Jim Bennett: Nothing. Frank: What you put away? Jim Bennett: Nothing. Frank: You get up two and a half million dollars, any asshole in the world knows what to do: you get a house with a 25 year roof, an indestructible Jap-economy shitbox, you put the rest into the system at three to five percent to pay your taxes and that's your base, get me? That's your fortress of fucking solitude. That puts you, for the rest of your life, at a level of fuck you. Somebody wants you to do something, fuck you. Boss pisses you off, fuck you! Jim Bennett

Summary: The lads talk about what some of their greatest accomplishments to date are. LEO IN THE STUDIO!!!! In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Special Guest - Leo Salinas Cocktail du Jour: Rattlesnake Layered in a shot glass: - Kahlua - Amaretto - Bailey's Quote du Jour: Walter Sobchak: Now so far, we have what appears to me to be a series of victimless crimes. The Dude: What about the toe? Walter Sobchak: Forget about the fucking toe! Walter Sobchak and The Dude - The Big Lebowski Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant’s new album, “Burly!”

Summary: The lads dive back into their foggy liquor soaked memories to regale in more tales of drunk stupidity. Also Critter adds his take on TV shows gone to soon! In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Tom Collins - juice of 1 lemon - juice of 1/2 lime - 2 drops orange oil - 1 oz gin - level tsp powdered sugar - soda water - combine in...wait for it... a Collins glass Quote du Jour: Erik Lehnsherr: Excuse me, I'm Erik Lehnsherr. Professor Charles Xavier: Charles Xavier. Logan: Go fuck yourself. Erik Lehnsherr, Professor Charles Xavier, and Logan (James Howlett)[Wolverine] - X-Men: First Class Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant’s new album, “Burly!”

Summary: The lads and lady are talking about good TV shows that were ended too soon! Milk tasting... WTF is going on in the Land Locked Yacht Club. This could be a bounce castle in the zeppelin? In the Studio: Dan Ken Jessica Michael Cocktail du Jour: Sidecar - 2 oz Cognac - 3/4 oz Lemon Juice - 3/4 oz triple Sec Shake and strain into cocktail glass Quote du Jour: Donnie: You're such a fuck-ass! Rose Darko: Please. Elizabeth: What? Did you just call me a "fuck-ass"? Rose Darko: Elizabeth, that's enough. Elizabeth: You can go suck a fuck. Donnie: Oh, please, tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck? Elizabeth: You want me to tell you? Donnie: Please, tell me. Rose Darko: We will not have this at the dinner table. Donnie: [Mouthing] I'm all ears! Elizabeth Darko, Rose Darko and Donnie Darko - Donnie Darko Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant’s new album, “Burly!”

Summary: The lads are back from break and reflect on times when they were super drunk (or at least try and piece together a coherent story). In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Salty Dog - 1 part gin - 3 parts grapefruit juice - shake and pour over ice filled, salt-rimmed glass Quote du Jour: Cleon: Did you know that the word "maraschino" came from the boxer, Rocky Maraschino. Donald: Uh, it's actually, "Rocky Marciano." Cleon: WHATEVER, MOTHERFUCKER!!! Cleon Salmon and Donnie the waiter - Slammin' Salmon Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant’s new album, “Burly!”

Summary: The lads/lady are fooding up in this Bonus Reel! How not to order horrible pizza and making nachos in the microwave... food talk. This mini-podcast is just for fun but proceeds from swearing will go toward the flood victims of Louisiana. In the Restaurant: Dan Ken Critter Jess Cocktail du Jour: Beers Grab your favorite beer and enjoy! Quote du Jour: Ken - Mushroom is the sound guy. It's important but he is back stage... Ken, Flood Bonus Reel Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant’s new album, “Burly!”

Summary: The lads/lady discuss pets. Why we love them, why they are better than most people,....The list can go on and on. They also prepare themselves for their midterm break. In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Jess Cocktail du Jour: Pimm's Cup -Equal parts Pimms #1 and lemonade - Splash 7-Up - Garnish with cucumber Pym's Cup: - same shit... in a shot glass Yellow Jacket: - 2 oz tequila - 1 oz St. Germaine - 3/4 oz yellow chartreuse - dash of orange bitters - garnish w/ lemon twist Quote du Jour: Jamie - Hey you know what, you and I should stay friends. Parker - Really? Jamie - No, GO FUCK YOURSELF! Jamie and Parker - Friends with Benefits Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant’s new album, “Burly!”

Summary: The lads discuss peculiar smells they love/hate. They trigger fond memories for some, but others...well let's just say, some smells can cause blinding rage! In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Spencer Cocktail du Jour: Rob Roy - 2 oz Scotch Whisky - 3/4 oz Sweet Vermouth - A couple dashes of Angostura Bitters Mix all ingredients in a glass and with ice. Stir and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a cherry and serve to Liam Neeson. Quote du Jour: Cleaning Man at Flophouse: [damaged skin on the Terminator is rotting from gangrene] Hey, buddy. You got a dead cat in there, or what? [the Terminator visualizes: 'POSSIBLE RESPONSE: YES/NO; OR WHAT?; GO AWAY; PLEASE COME BACK LATER; FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE; FUCK YOU'] The Terminator: Fuck you, asshole. Terminator and The Cleaning Man - The Terminator Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant’s new album, “Burly!”

Summary: This episode the lads main topic is Road Trips! Also, SPENCER IN THE HOUSE and Cocktails with a side of Dan's Arcade! In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Spencer Cocktail du Jour: Sputnik - 45 mL Vodka - 15 mL Fernet Branca - 15 mL Lemon Juice - 1/2 tsp sugar Shake and strain into chilled martini glass Quote du Jour: Bobby - "To the victor, belongs the spoils." Tony - "Why don't you get the fuck out of here. Before I shove your quotations book up your fat fucking ass!" Tony Soprano and Bobby Baccalieri - The Sopranos Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant’s new album, “Burly!”

Summary: The lads are back at it again! MUSIC THAT GETS YOU PUMPED!! Also discussing the latest and greatest in entertainment in Dan's Arcade. Cursing on behalf of the Lake Pontchartrain Basin Foundation. In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: The Neutron - 2 oz vodka - 0.5 oz Midori - dash of Blue Curacao - top off w/ 7-Up - Not hardcore enough? Rim glass with dirt from Chernobyl Quote du Jour: Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids. Harry: [furious] Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids! Ken: I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids. Harry: Insult my fucking kids? That's going overboard, mate! Ken: I retracted it, didn't I? Ken and Harry – In Bruges Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant’s

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Critter Ryan Summary: We're back! Kicking off semester 6 with introducing our new charity, Ryan drops some new cocktails on us (one is great, one is fucking terrible), and finally, we dive into a subject we never really talked about before...Fashion. Cocktail du Jour: Painkiller - 2oz Dark Rum - 4oz Pineapple Juice - 1oz Coconut Cream - 1oz Orange Juice Mix in a tall glass with ice. 2nd Cocktail - Smoker's Cough - 1 shot of Jager - 1 dab of Mayo (eeeeewwww) Drink the shot if you dare! **DRINK AT YOUR OWN RISK** Quote du Jour: Jay: Type this shit down. All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie... we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love- J

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Critter Michael Summary: EPISODE FUCKING 50!!! The lads continue to spitting swears words for the #ClearWaterFund. Dan's Arcade update and the return of SML!! Also Eric's Chaser has been created. P.S. Ken really hates thin chips.... Cocktail du Jour: Singapore Sling - 1 1/4 oz Gin - 2 dashes of Grenadine (Gangs of New York Style) - Sour Mix (Simple Syrup and Citrus) - Soda - Cherry Brandy Pour in a High Ball Glass Quote du Jour: [Paul punches Tommy] Jimmy Monroe: Paul, did you just punch a little child? Paul Hodges: There's things you don't know about me, Jim, I'll fuck a little kid up if he kicked me in the dick! Jimmy Monroe and Paul Hodges - Cop Out Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant's new album, "Burly!"

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Critter Summary: The lads weird food combos and curse the night away for the #CleanWaterFund. Dan's Arcade goes token as hell with this weeks entertainment! Psssstt... Voltron.... E3 wrap up.... Listen in! Cocktail du Jour: Peppermint Patty -1/2 oz. Kahlua -1/4 oz. Vodka -3/4 oz. Peppermint Schnapps -1/4 oz. Dark Creme de Cacao Shake with ice. Strain into shot glass. Then shoot! Quote du Jour: Office Assistant; Mr. Huff, Mr. Gener is ready for your interview. Brennan Huff; Actually, we'll be interviewing as a team. Dale Doback: We're here to fuck shit up! Brennan Huff and Dale Doback - Step Brothers Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant's new album, "Burly!"

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Critter Summary: Ken returns from our Nations Capital chock full of shit to talk about! Dan unleashes the "Fuck O Meter" on some new movies coming out this week. Critter hits breakfast hard as fuck! Cocktail du Jour: Gin Fizz In a Rocks Glass: - 1 oz Club Soda - 2 oz Gin - 1 oz Lemon Juice - 1 oz Simple Syrup - 1 Egg White Shake the shit out of the contents once, then shake the fuck with ice again, double strain contents, and then add club soda. Enjoy the Gin Pie! Quote du Jour: Lionel Logue: Do you know the f-word? King George VI: F... f... fornication? Lionel Logue: Oh, Bertie. King George VI: Fuck. Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck and fuck! Fuck, fuck and bugger! Bugger, bugger, buggerty buggerty buggerty, fuck, fuck, arse! Lionel Logue: Yes... King George VI: Balls, balls... Lionel Logue: ...you see, not a hesitation! King George VI: ...fuckity, shit, shit, fuck and willy. Willy, shit and fuck and... tits. King George VI and Lionel Logue - The King's Speech Intro/Outro mus