Ross O'carroll-kelly @ The Irish Times

Ross finds the past, and tackles by Jerry Flannery, catching up with him See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sorcha has gone away for the weekend to a Himalayan Spa Retreat in a hotel on the R280 just as you’re coming into Drumshanbo. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

I’ve hordly ever seen the old man this excited about something non-rugby related. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

He asked me for 20 snots. And as I peeled two Brodie Jenners off the wad, I could seem him silently kicking himself that he didn’t ask me for 50. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ross is forced to engage his brain, with surprisingly good results. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

"I'm Ross O'Carroll Kelly. What's *your* superpower?" See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

“Well, I’ve never heard of him. What school did he go to?”“King’s Hospital, Ross!”“Jesus. No wonder he says it doesn’t matter where you come from.” See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We keep driving. He doesn’t say anything for a minute or two. Then he goes, “You know, I shouldn’t eeben be in the cunter doddy.”I’m like, “In the what?”“The cunter doddy. This cunter doddy. Arelint.”“Oh, Ireland – right.” See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sometimes the best advice we can give our children is the most obvious. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Why am I getting grief for giving Ross jnr a wad of cash? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Can Ross save Ro from Grievous Bodily Harm? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which Ross and Ronan encounter celebrity gangster Grievous Bodily Horm. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ross rediscovers the simple pleasure of selling property to desperate house-hunters in an overheating morket. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Honor outwits Ross after a focking disastrous parent-teacher meeting. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

"Ronan, I'm terrified of you being sucked into the world of guns, drugs and non-rugby nicknames" by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It’s, like, so random seeing my old man without hair... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

I am so excited thinking about all of the people’s lives we can change with this money! by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ross will pay it, Shadden. As a matter of fact, Ross will pay for absolutely everything by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

I genuinely feel like grabbing that wig right now and focking it in the Liffey by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: “I’m here to watch Denis O’Brien wipe the floor with you.” by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.