Ross O'carroll-kelly @ The Irish Times

‘It’s the Celtic Phoenix, Sorcha. People are thankfully being stupid again’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

"The Dublin accent was invented to allow criminals to talk to each other" by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘If you showed Dermot Bannon around the inside of my head, he’d say the design was minimalist’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

They’ll have to rename it ‘Don’t Tell the Bride I Did the Dirt on Her Again’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The old man wants to build Trump’s Mexican wall by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘I actually like Trump. I like the way he pisses people off. I can see a lot of myself in him’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘I thought Pythagoras was something the Greeks dipped their bread in' by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

"She unbuttons her coat and that’s when I notice that my old dear has had . . . augmentation" by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

"All those prophets of doom who said we would never again make the mistakes of the Celtic tiger era have been proven well and truly wrong. We’re not only making those mistakes, we’re making lots of new ones as well.” See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘The two of us listen to them roaring at each other’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘The turkey shuffles into the room and jumps onto the sofa beside me’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Going through Honor’s Santa list must be what it’s like to go on Tonight with Vincent Browne by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘The old man is making a complete orse of himself’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Have you ever had an episode like this before? You could use his orteries for attic insulation by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘I wouldn’t be any kind of best man if I didn’t try to persuade you' by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

I think it was John F Kennedy who said that politics was the something of something else by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

When she was born, the midwife smacked her orse and Sorcha fake-smiled her back by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Don’t be frightened, it’s just latex and make-up – but you can call her Granny by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘Mount Anville took out a High Court injunction banning me from their debs one year’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘You’re a dirty dog. And I can’t tell you how proud that makes me feel’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.