Ross O'carroll-kelly @ The Irish Times

Women want more. I say let them have it. I’m just not sure I’m the man to give it to them by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

“ It feels like you’re.”“What?” “I’m going to use the phrase ‘pimping me out’.” by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘No one goes to lectures before Christmas’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘Her ex worked as a risk assessor for an insurance company. I call him Love Actuary’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘Did you hear that, Shadden? George Clooney is one of Hennessy’s neighbours!’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘Honor is pacing in front of the cage, glowering at 200 terrified kids’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

RO'CK Game of Throw-ins Extract 4 by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

RO'CK Game of Throw-ins Extract 3 by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

RO'CK Game of Throw-ins Extract 2 by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

RO'CK Game of Throw-ins Extract 1 by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We can hear them chanting through the walls of the dressing room by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘You’re so transparent. You’re trying to butter me up so I won’t humiliate you too badly’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘After 2km, I’m wheezing like a 60-cigarettes-a-day man while Garret isn’t even breathing heavily’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘He’s got 12 months of hord training behind him. All I’ve really got is drugs’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘That’s a side-effect of taking these pills, by the way – short-term memory, em . . . thingy ’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘What’s happening with your face?’ ‘I’m thinking. I’m thinking deeply’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘I suddenly feel the kind of shame that only a couple of lunchtime pints can help erase’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

"See that little island down there. Lambay Island. Or – as it will soon be known – Aquatraz" by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

“Do you want to be the fedda puking his ring up on the soyud of the road? by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘I find myself standing on Vico Road, hand on the wall, throwing my breakfast up’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.