Ross O'carroll-kelly @ The Irish Times

‘Claire doesn’t have, like, a Wicklow Wicklow accent? she’s very, very nearly South Dublin’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘Are any of you familiar with Countdown?’ Of course they are – they were in UCD by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘You’re like a young Katie Hopkins – except more, I don’t know, evil?’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

JP’s dad won’t be able to show his face in Doheny & Nesbitt’s again See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘I can see Honor standing in the wings, giving Miss Pallister the famous one-finger salute’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

She might have fitted into the dress on our wedding day, but now, well..' by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘I put Leinster on the Census form as my religion’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘If at first you don’t succeed, it’s a pretty good indication you’re never going to’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘I could tell you the word she used except The Irish Times probably wouldn’t print it’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘I can’t wait to see Denis O’Brien wipe the floor with you in the High Court' by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: doing a hard sell on Inchicore as an estate agent by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Honor is naturally gifted on the piano. She’d want to be – we’ve spent about 12 grand on lessons by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘The last time JP had his hand on a breast, it came out of a bucket’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘I haven’t heard the word pronoun since I sat the Junior Cert’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

If JP is crazy enough to think he can take the chest-bump out of selling houses, he’s crazy enough to do anything See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘I make sure to just say it in my mind. Because that’s being a good husband' by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘Chorles wants a prison colony for people who don’t pay their water bills’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘The government is planning to come down hord on people not paying their water bills’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

“Once Chorles discovered how highly the porty rated in the opinion polls, he didn’t want to discuss issues in case it alienated the people who were already committed to vote for us. That’s not politics to me, Chris – it’s morkeshing.” See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This is getting ridiculous. It’s like being on a spa weekend with Sorcha by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.