Inside The Pallet House

Holiday season is officially here, and we are cutting down trees in record time. Our gift buying may be off to a slow start, but some families have been giving gifts that bring unexpected side effects. 

We are recording on the night before Thanksgiving, and while it doesn't get the hype of the night before Christmas, it certainly has its fair share of merriment. We ring it in with drinks, talk of Snoop Dogg, and of course Haikus.

We are joined by Mike and Mike to talk about M4K Richmond, and confirm that growing a mustache is mostly a positive experience. It won't help you win a beauty pageant, but it can ensure your only option is to join one. 

Mustache  season is in full swing, and some of us even have visible mustaches.  We also have a new fridge, and with only minor complications. Yep its the little wins that add up.

We revisit Halloween's from  the past, and get a first hand account of the new Sphere in Vegas.  Let's not forget that the new mustaches are in season as well.

It is hard to tell what is real if you don't have all the facts. You just have to hope for the best, and be prepared for the worst. 

Ray is back, and he is wearing his Spirit Halloween hat tonight. A work week Halloween is not ideal, but we are making the best of it. It isn't too difficult when you have the rights to the Crypt Keeper.

We are doing some manly stuff this week.  The beers are way too strong, there are horses everywhere, and we are rocking track suits. Nothing says I have got it going on, quite like a track suit. Just choose wisely. 

This week we recap the Oceans Calling Music Festival.  Sometimes you just need to believe that is all going to work out.

It is on this week.  We have Birthdays to celebrate, Marriages to hope the best for, and strange late night  occurrences that have us looking over our shoulder.   It is also festival time, and this one is shaping up to be a little different than festivals in the past.   

It is great to see one of the old names in the game rise back to glory.  Of course one person's glory is just another's jumping off point for their diatribe.

We are back, and playing a game of catch up. There was a lot to unpack over the last couple of weeks, and we do our best to recap all that happened. We also solve some serious prison overcrowding issues.  

We are all entitled to a week off, and we had to take a break, but we will be back next week with fresh content.  In the meantime enjoy this classic:  We have a new drop, but it is not the most surprising of the things we learn.  We take a look back at what our senses remind us of, and then we debate experiences we will never have. Maybe

It is our annual Fantasy Football spectacular!  Which means we mention fantasy football, and then get distracted and move on to more interesting topics. As a friendly reminder nobody wants to hear about your fantasy team. 

Airports can be amazing models of efficiency, and they can also be a giant pain in the ass.  There are tricks like skiplagging that can help you find loopholes to make things a bit easier. Getting up early after your flight lands is not one of those tricks. 

We had a quite  week of learning the ins and outs of boating. Turns out a lot of it has nothing to do with actually boating. Choose your first mate wisely because not all have the stomach for the rigors of the lifestyle. 

The cardinal rule for any long party weekend is to pace yourself. Starting off too strong can wreak havoc on the rest of your journey. That's a Pro Tip from us to you, and this week listeners were also trying to give us sage wisdom. It's the give and take that makes it go.

Troy is back after hitting 14 states, all of the diners, 2 oceans, 4 ballparks, 2 cars, 1 hospital, and 3,952 miles of Griswold action.  Not too shabby.

It has been a long time coming, but it was bound to happen.  You can't keep those without boats from building a ShantyTown on the shores once reserved for the elite. Sounds like you can't keep the ShantyFolk from getting boats either. 

If you need to do something that makes you uncomfortable it would be great if you could bring in an expert to make an airtight case for you. In steps your personal Doucher. Shutting down the oldest craft brewery in the country, let your Doucher make the statement. Returning that expensive wine that the waiter brought, tap your Doucher. Need Taylor Swift tickets in Europe...well we already have the douche for that.