Inside The Pallet House

If you need to do something that makes you uncomfortable it would be great if you could bring in an expert to make an airtight case for you. In steps your personal Doucher. Shutting down the oldest craft brewery in the country, let your Doucher make the statement. Returning that expensive wine that the waiter brought, tap your Doucher. Need Taylor Swift tickets in Europe...well we already have the douche for that.

There are a lot of new rules to unpack this month.  Some of them only impact those of us here in VA who stream salty content, while others impact all of us who stream. One thing stays consistent, and that is our respect for the Letter of Sullivan Ballou.

It isn't often that we get surprised on this show, but it happened a couple of times today. For the most part this is a good thing, but some surprises bring back memories that maybe should have been left in the vault. 

We are tackling some hard hitting problems this week. How to source the best live edge slabs, what to do when your hell bent on having a meal that is unattainable, trying the latest in hotel trends, and of course breaking down bird poop.  Like I said, pretty heavy stuff this week. 

Troy spent a few days in NY, and came back full hipster. Even his record player is designed to travel with him. Brendan revisits his anime phase, and we review Fast X. Spoiler, even Jason Momoa managed to somehow turn women off with his performance. 

Happy Saint Father's Day to all of the Dads out there.  Here's hoping you have a plan and a driver, but don't nag them about directions.  Just get your manicure and let it ride. 

People can find a lot of ways to spend money. Jeep people are some of the best at it, but not to be outdone we have found a few novel ways to spend some money this week as well.  Salt Life!

Grab your old boombox because tapes are back. Unfortunately so are Yezzy shoes. One thing that never goes out of style is smoking a whole hog, but it helps to know what you are doing.

We are joined this week by a fan favorite, Brendan's Dad, and he tells us about his tour of Ireland.  He is huge in Europe.  Cheers!

It has been done.  The guys from Squeezing Lemons have made a good Malort cocktail.  Don't just take our word for it, we even brought in reknowned food critic James Ford to get his take. 1 oz Malort 3/4 oz Pineapple Rum 3/4 oz Dark Rum 1/2 oz Pineapple Simple Syrup 3/4 oz Lime Juice 1/2 oz Dark Simple Syrup 1/2 oz Grenadine 1 oz Pineapple Juice

We have so much science going down this week. Months of experiments with Malort may have finally yielded positive results. We are about to start some more daring experiments that will hopefully have positive results, and not end is one of us growing a tail. We also tackle the Golf Cart VS Golf Car debate.    

We have an eye on retirement this week, as we are reminded of how difficult having a podcast can be.  The good news is there is a retirement community that has everything you could want just down the road. We take a deep dive on The Villages. 

This week we are joined by Sean from Nectar Sunglasses, and he has some big news to share.  We are also visited by the one and only Pat.  What's old is new again, and we prove it by reviewing the "New" Sam Adams Boston Lager. 

We are back in the Pallet House, and we are introduced to an unlikely hero. Sometimes the consequences of another's actions can be a blessing in disguise.  We also learn about the all important hierarchy of cruise ships, and are reminded of the importance of a clean bathroom.

Spring Break has come and gone, but the effects linger, and it has caused us to stay 6 feet apart.  Well, even a bit more than that, so we are bringing you a Best Of.  We go deep in the vault to bring you some classic stories from past episodes. Cheers.

We get our first taste of The Squeezing Lemons Malort drink.  We are about as impressed as one can be. The Gorilla Fart they made next was clearly worse.  I think we may need a vacation after this episode. 

  There are a lot of bad TV shows and movies out there, and we try our best to save you the time that we have already lost. Troy has even put some time in hate watching them.  On an unrelated pro-tip, if you are looking at a used car let the owner open the hood.

Gen Z is bringing drinking back, and they are learning the lessons of the older generations.  We are still learning as well, and we prove it with our deep dive into the white henley craze.  One guy constitutes a craze right?

We saw this coming years ago. We railed against the boneless wing, and we even brought Mr. Saucy Nugs himself on the show to debate.  The boneless wing is a nugget, and we have a class action suit to show the collective outrage. We also learn of the outrage against the rodeo, but that is on a more individual level.

We have a full house, and the conversations turn a bit racy this week. I guess it is to be expected when you have too much fake cheese, real booze, and questions about how long should the average episode should last.