What A Pair Of Trousers!

WAPOT get together to mark this very special and definitely consequential day.

You didn't think we would miss dropping an Xmas special did ya? Ya did? Well, fair enough. The Trousers are joined by special guest DJ Juzzy Jeff as they dust off the sleepy meat feelings and talk yule.

It's late in the evening after a long day, so we attempt to resolve a 20 year debate. Yep, you guessed it. That one. Thanks to everyone who has listened and been supportive, it is truly appreciated.    

It's finally here.....part one of the hundredth episode of What A Pair Of Trousers.

With the 100th episode of What A Pair of Trousers dropping very soon, an obscure 90's television program looks at the baffling effort that was the very first episode. See where all the obscurity and confusion began, and probably should have ended.

Dear me, 99! Can you believe that? Phwaor! Geez! (etc) Tidbit heavy stuff here with a feelin old, a strange conversation starter, blumpkins for dinner, lift etiquette and a long-arse Season 3 recap. The march towards 100 is nearly complete here at the Home of The Dillies, WAPOT!

Matt and Rich answer children's theological questions.

Hello plops! Another PW floats in your direction as we discuss: - tidbits - a correction - Learnt a New Word Boys - A middle management ethical question - Which celebrity do you look like? and we look back over season 2 of this shower of shite.

Hello and welcome to the Balinese Puppet Show that is What A Pair of Trousers! Once again, we immediately ignore our prepared list of topics as Richard reveals why he is sad and gives his response to the accusations levelled at him last episode, Wiggins can't eat korma, a slightly dull quiz and chuffing when you are older. Come riding with the horses with us.

Matthew and Stuart take luncheon.

Tuck your TP in and get ready! WAPOT is back to use an hour and change of your precious life in a meaningful way, and we do that by discussing tidbits, wors job to be hungover at, animal battles, snack argument and Pick The Subsection! Don't forget to order your Werner Herzog sex robot!

Take a byte out of this weeks .....er.....'comedy' offering! Matt is #teacherbusy so Rich, Ben and a struggling Stu delve into another serving of drivel with tidbits, Turd Talk, Smelly Children, Dr Wiggins springs into action, Robot Sex and the unexpected return of an old segment. Grab your kickstand and enjoy!

A new WAPOT ep is here, chop chop! Big daddy Buckland is nowhere to be found so the three legged trouser returns with some of the best axe work you've ever heard. More toilet talk, sauce wars and the return of a segment no one asked for. Not completely drivel. . .

Episode 93 - Colonic Sizzle (Dust Doesn't Weigh That Much) Four plonkers come together once more to discuss tidbits, a Word We Need, a short story, Would You Rather?, Bad Advice and some interesting stats. Grease up and give it a go.

Episode 92 - "Crocs In The Carwash (Thunder Chicken Ball Pack)" is here! Wiggins has had an exorcism and returns to normality (......well ......) and the Trousers welcome a guest as they discuss tidbits about YOB, Confirmations, and 'Best Thing I Saw This Week' as well as a 'Getting to Know The Trousers' Quiz and Ellis opens that shame drawer once more. Not only that, but Jesus hath cometh to deliver unto us a bombshell of biblical proportions.

Welcome to Episode 91: Pregnant Worms (Gorillaz in the Pissed) Ok, this is a weird one. At some point on the evening of recording, Wiggo gets possessed by an entity from the underworld. He claims that there was simply a corruption with his audio file, but we know better. Anyway, as a result, Wiggo sounds weird. At times you may not be able to make out exactly what he is saying. Apologies for this, but unfortunately he brought some content so we couldn't really cut around it. If you can get around the fact you seem to be listening to the lovechild of Barry White and a Dalek, you will find that we have been joined by Sam Pett (Strange Times, Kimchi Chronicles, Anarchic Audio) and Tommy Royal (Royal And Doodall, Anarchic Audio) to discuss tidbits, the Korean music scene, an odd cultural festival, a new look at an old gag, pie-related activism, the Trousers get lucky and Facebook fuckwits. Oh, and the impending third world war. Whatever you do, don't say Wiggins three times into a mirror.

The Trouser Men look at another trouser man as they study the life and (apparent) death of former Australian Prime Minister Harold Holt.

Hey sex machine. Let's open our shame drawers and rifle around in there, shall we? Tidbits and recaps, Wig has the shits, more freak gear, WAPOT has merch, Zambian Shit-Sniffers and the shame drawer gets a good working over. All this plus a special guest chimes in!

Welcome to the Annoying special! The cascade of crackling content continues as the tidbits flow. Creepy kids, Fraidy Cat Wiggins, Secrets of Pompeii and Stu feels the shame of getting an obscure 90's TV reference wrong. Then, the main event... Our wives wrote a list of things that we do that annoy them and sent it to one of the other WAPOT hosts, who will read it to them for the first time. Will it give the WAPOT fellows food for thought? Will it make them examine their behaviour? Hmmm.......

Back for another episode and if you think there will be a dip in the quality of the content after last episodes Content Wars you better think again. You doubt us? Are you KIDDING ME? YOU WANNA MEET ME SOMEWHERE?! HUH? Sorry, it's been a long week. The usual kind of tidbits that you know and love like HBTC (Australian of the Year special), Learnt A New Word Boys, an employees confession, festival shenanigans and the sex battles of ducks.