What A Pair Of Trousers!

Hello and welcome to this special episode of What A Pair of Trousers: Content Wars (Gentle, Slow and Deep) It's Wiggo vs Rich in a winner takes all competition to see who is bringing the best content to the episode. No quarter is given as these two titans shape up, square off and blow hot molten content all over the place. Throw in some tidbits and a whole bunch of crappy puns and you truly can say that audio awesomeness abounds... (Is that enough sizzle yet?)

Enjoy this snippet from the cutting room floor from the recording for the next episode of What A Pair of Trousers. Hear the tension in the air in this prelude to the Content War that was to come!

Hi there you bunch of Trouser touchers! Corporate Buckland is #corporatebusy and so is missing this week, and Retail Wiggins is suffering from #retailshitinternet so pops in and out like so many over-worked dillies. Matt, Rich and special guest Sam Pett forge on to discuss tidbits, more Margaret Court gear, trouble in the Wiggin's house, a new character is introduced into the fairytale of Wiggins' street before the whole thing descends into a whiny teacher therapy session. Catch Sam Pett on Strange Times and The Kimchi Chronicles!

Welcome to this bad example of the power of freedom of speech! (Thank you Margaret) Rich re-emerges to join Ben, Stu and Matt to discuss where he has been. We then attempt some topicality before moving back into more familiar territory of bottom remedies, Would You Rathers and an odd story. We also have celebrity phone-ins! Stuff that in your boogie board case! (topical)

Hello and welcome to episode 84 - Online Hyena (The Punitive Yoghurt) In Rich's absence we welcome special guest Gibbo to the Trouser tent to discuss Movies That Should Be Pornos But Aren't, HBTC, Would You Rather, 1800's medicinal remedies, hyena action, and the pitfalls of online dating. Why get your inane piffle anywhere else?

It's Trouser Time! Tidbits including an intertwining segment and the tale of the Dark Toilet, Canberran sense of humour, Questions for the Trouser Boys and the Shame Drawer gets opened again...... Feel free to send in your thoughts on the questions and topics discussed. Or on anything, really. Find us in all the podcasty places and subscribe on Itunes. Throw us a rate and review ans we will give you Rich's number should you ever need his services....

Hi you. Yes, you! The one with weird genitals. Hi! In this gripping episode of What A Pair of Trousers it's a tidbit shitfit, HBTC, The thrilling conclusion to an unpopular segment, someone who doesn't listen anymore still offers up some content, Matt and Stu being odd in front of people, we play Blankety Blanks, another takeaway store dilemma, Monkey God update and Dream Analysis with Dr Wiggins. Catch us on Libsyn, Itunes, Stitcher, Overcast FM, PocketCasts, TuneIn, and losing listeners left, right and centre.....

Welcome to the first edition of Topical Trousers! We actually talked about some news in the latest What A Pair Of Trousers recording, so to celebrate this rare occurrence we thought we would release it as it's own entity! (and early so that it is actually still topical ...) A Rugby League player dobs in a drink driver and our left-leaning political part acts awfully right-leaning.

Jesus rises (to the occasion) again as he joins the Trousers for part two of this Easter special. Stu tries to understand Catholic Pre-marriage courses (and fails), HBTC, Jesus gets serious, another Linkedin Update and Jesus takes aim at Buckland (not like that) We also briefly try to talk about Easter!

Fore he is Lord! Welcome to part one of the WAPOT 2017 Easter Special, and we are joined aptly enough by our saviour Jesus. As well as a strong sense of warmth and love, Jesus brings a solid story about someone watching him cop some action. Jesus is a dungeon master, unsolicited johnnos, being caught and how much do you love your kids? Come and enter the Foretex with us.  

Time to lance your boredom pimple! New WAPOT is here. A rival podcast is doing lawn talk, space travel, Would You Rather, casual vomits, Mexican Penis Seats and yet another Wiggins BOMBSHELL! Yeeeeeaaaaah! (said in a slightly menacing manner)

Hey there! Why not pour yourself a finger of Coke and settle in for this new episode? This week we cover such diverse topics as LinkedIn, The Roundabout Crew snub the Trousers and other general podcast chat, an odd theft, a modern insults and how to beat a beating addiction. All that and a brand spanking new segment.  How bow dah? (Are people still saying this?)

Ah hello! Top of the Forening to you! Buckland is nowhere to be found but the other trouser men charge on with the usual engaging tidbits, an interesting facebook thread and more of BFG's travels! If you build it ......  

Freshly ironed trousers coming up! Wiggo is back and he has tales of his travels. Not only that, but as well as getting to have a great overseas experience he also gets to do the show inside his house this week! It's all coming up Fraidycat Wiggins. Also a listener question, a dilly update, Who Would You Least Like To Walk In On, a sad and confrontational Lawn Talk and a bombshell to end all bombshells.

Get out of my dreams (now more than ever .....) GET INTO MY PANTS! Wiggo is off on his flimsy pretense work junket, so the other members of WAPOT serves up another pile of steaming comedy freshness with a hint of yeah, no thanks. Bad dreams, creepy spiders and a new segment, The Dilly Chronicles! Sorry.

Well hello! The trousers return to politely enter your earholes for the first time in 2017. So what great new ideas and innovations have we got for this new year? Well, we wait at least ten minutes before talking about lawns, so that is something. Summer tidbits, an important letter and an unorthodox way to exit a room. How bout that lineup munters?

WAPOT returning soon for 2017? How are your pants now?

Here we are again for another Crappy Movie Commentary! This is where we post the link to a crappy movie on Youtube, and you watch the movie at the same time as us as we commentate. You can decide whether that is actually an improvement or not. The movie for this instalment is 'Houseboat Horror', a notorious Australian slasher film from 1989. Get ready for shonk. Standard warning: You have to be willing to sit down and watch an entire crappy movie for this episode to make sense. If you aren't watching the movie then this episode will be baffling (more than usual)  

As 2016 crawls towards its end, we look back at some of the things that happened this year in WAPOT.  What better way to get a feel for what this year was about in Trouserland than by listening to a chunk of out-of-context comments and crappy jokes?   Thanks for being you.

It's the Christmas special, and so it is time to talk Christmasy topics ........eventually