What A Pair Of Trousers!

Hello Trouser Wowsers and welcome to this special presentation: Hard Gay History. We examine the Japanese cult figure Hard Gay Razor Ramon.  

It is the 2016 season finale of What A Pair of Trousers! "Thank the great Monkey God above!" I hear you exclaim. Well, may your bananas forever be mushy and unappealing, and may you forever be tormented by nits that no-one wants to groom for being so nasty. So sayeth our Apeish Lord. The tidbits flow as Rich and Ben are both in the hunt for a prize, a Getting Old moral dilemna, Chubbs version of a 'Stacks On', A Handy Hint from Matt, Wiggo Goes Camping and it wouldn't be a season finale without some celebrity (and not so celebrity) Phone Ins! Don't be a plonker, have a listen, give us a rate and review or recommend us to a friend you may want to get rid of. And call in for your chance to win the Secret Sound and the Phrase That Pays!  

Prepare to find a new path! Theology is discussed, as well as Tidbits, Lawn Talk, Words We Need, Wiggo's Street and we actually talk (briefly) about trousers!

Try these pants on. Oh, too small for you? Well, lets clear out some space for you! It's another elimination ep, so if you enjoy the sound of people talking over the top of each other lessening over the course of an episode, this one is for you! In this fun-filled frolic Wiggins reads a book and has some explaining to do to his neighbours, Hair Band security, Sample Shenanigans and Bag Closure, Words We Need, Kodak Moments and a lonely man struggles for 15 minutes.

Cop some trouser! In this action-packed episode: Tidbits from our short break including Matt gets more of his body removed and comparing where we are at with a former schoolmate, jobs we had as young fellas, Wiggo shows off another stellar impression, car thoughts and an epic round of Lawn talk. Sexy or what?

The first episode of this wacky new show. Enjoy the zany, madcap antics of the Raincoat Men!

Traffic is bad, gotta get to work. Maybe Siri can help!

Stu is running late so full-blown cockheads Matt, Rich and Ben organise that they will play a pun-based game throughout the episode in the hope it would annoy oblivious all-round nice guy Stu. They do a crappy job at it though because they are fuckwits.  Also Questions about the last episode, Tidbits, a very funny doctor (not Wiggins), Would You Rather, Stuart's Weekly Toilet Etiquette Question, Words We Need, several new segments and much much more! No, this episode will not be called Lethal Devon.

Wow, did we ever put the mockers on Wonka? Gibbo joins the Trousers as Wilder comes back to the front burner in a big way, and Ellis expands on his stance on the matter. Also tidbits, Ellis is Homer, Wiggins is shit (at posting on social media), cleaner etiquette, more signs of getting old (including a karma credit audit), If Your Parent's Had a Podcast and we meet an interesting new character. And before you get concerned, yes we do manage to fit in a quick round of How Taint Is That?

Whilst recording episode 69 of WAPOT, Rich's internet dropped out right in the middle of some solid sandwich chat. Rich was not able to get back into the internet phone call, but he did not let mean he was going to miss out on sharing his sandwich wisdom. Join us for a few minutes as Rich opines on this most humble of lunch time treats ......

It's a Trouser life for us! What could be better than listening to the Lawn Talk in last week's episode? Even more Lawn Talk in this episode of course! Add to that some quality sandwich chat and the fact that we discover that Australia's leading karma expert sits amongst us to the mix and you have the makings of a bunch of old twats talking old twat nonsense. 

Another week passes and the big topics are once again shirt-fronted and sent packing with all the expertise that you know we can deliver!  

He hath returneth! Jesus joins us again for another bout of audio foolishness. The mood is set with a soft bed and calming candle, and the tidbits flow as do other things best not mentioned. Questions from Danny, Car Thoughts and a sly Would You Rather or two round out this silliness, and we are left asking the question "Has Chubbs met his match?"

WAPOT Trivia time again! The Trousers are joined by Stu's friend McFly for this instalment focussing on Retro TV. Unfortunately, Stuart is podcasting from his car whilst desperately trying to maintain a consistent wifi signal and as a result dips out of the quiz several times.  Obscurity abounds in this fun-filled frolic, and the participants are left wondering "what important and useful information could I have in my head if it wasn't stuffed with useless facts and knowledge from long-gone, crappy TV. You can listen to WAPOT in all the podcasty places, or simply Google it! Something will come up.   And if a friend is annoying you, recommend this podcast to them. They won't be bothering you after that.

Welcome to episode 66 of What A Pair of Trousers, The Phantom Blast (The Silent Tram Home) Frustration boils to the surface as the tidbits flow. Work, Commuting, Questions, Social Interactions and Wiggo's bits.   

This is the episode of Matt's podcast 'The Chattering Classes' that featured all the guys from What A Pair Of Trousers. We discuss the movies we saw as children that totally freaked us out, from crazy witches, ewoks and robots all the way through to invisible men. Sadly, no mention of "The Gods Must Be Crazy"(which I assume is an oversight).  

Days are slow at Crazy Video, the last video store left in town. Well, usually ......

Bit of a weird one here. You see, Rich is there at the start and then his audio track completely munts up. For the rest of the episode there is something else in it's place so you know where Rich was speaking and that the episode isn't just us reacting to bursts of silence. Tis a night of many questions, Would You Rather, Stu Will Fix it, Dodgy Team Names and Learnt A New Word Boys? If you find WAPOT baffling normally, what the hell are you going to make of this?

The wheels really come of the tugboat this week with no Guiding Wiggins, but never fear as it is our Politics Special! And by politics special I mean that politics is mentioned somewhere in the middle between erections, advice that could be relevant at different ages and Japanese homophobes.  

The Trousers are joined by a very special guest this week as we mourn a legend lost. The racism focus continues this week with several racism tidbits as well as a Matt Bag update, Stu Will Fix It, Intolerant Children, Mystery Juzz and we check in with our South African correspondent.  There is also a little sign of our rapidly approaching middle age with a dull rant.