We Only Do One Take Podcast

Episode 88 – Sexy Clams– We Only Do One Take Podcast It’s hot and sweaty and the boys are Skyping in for convenience. Turch rants about body hair, in particular ass hair. Why do we have it, why do we need it and why are we not talking about it during sex ed? We discuss the most hilarious lawsuit of this year. Kieran tells us how to bake in space, and amazing this has nothing to do with weed. Turch explains jokes. Kieran orders milk during the impeachment. And a man fucks a clam. All this and more! P.S. the dog is barking. Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!

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Episode 87 – Sex Robots Singing Karaoke – We Only Do One Take Podcast The boys are back in the studio after the most insane interview we have ever done. An early recording session; just before they go to see Dead City Ruins in Northcote, the boys are all over the place again. Turch rants about toothpaste and the Billboard chart of rock songs of the decade and gives you a bunch of cool music to listen to. Kieran brings sex robots back onto the show, and people continue to steal our ideas. And we go over the clip of us on Karaoke Big E. And a whip around the world. Fuck wind chimes All this and more! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!

Episode 86 – Diaper Time – We Only Do One Take Podcast Welcome to the first proper episode of the New Year and by do we start with something amazing. On this week’s episode we interview a gentleman named Tyler who is a part of the Adult Baby Diaper Lover community. Turch and Kieran get to dive into the world of ABDL with Tyler, go into his story and ask all the questions they have. Super fascinating stuff! Check out Tyler and Tyler’s work below: - YouTube.com/saguaroproductions - Twitter is @saguaroprouctions All this and more! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!

Episode 85 – Happy New Year Same as the Old – We Only Do One Take Podcast Happy New Year to all! Welcome to the worst show of the year. It’s only up from here. Turch has a new years resolution, Kieran tells a story and the boys are hungry. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!

Episode 84 - Xmas Special by We Only Do One Take Podcast

Episode 83 – Our Weird Relationship – We Only Do One Take Podcast The boys are back are very much in the season of obligation and the struggle is real. Turch is sick, and Kieran tells us about his bus experience. The boys dissect a polyamorous relationship where a woman has 4 partners, and is having a baby with one. Turch tells us about climate change from the past. And Kieran tells us his views on Turch’s time on Karaok Big E for their 100th episode! All this and more in this week’s episode! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!

Episode 82 – Welcome to our Ted Talk – We Only Do One Take Podcast The boys are back, and are very much ready for the season of obligation. In this week’s episode the boys discuss the Fat Acceptance movement, and Turch then bring sin a Ted ex Talk from a Fat Acceptance Movement advocate. Kieran psychoanalyses her, and a determination is made. Kieran tells us about cows wearing VR headsets, which is basically the plot of Matrix. And Turch tells us about the time he was on Karaok Big E for their 100th episode! Plus a new segment: By Allah, you call this journalism? With news from around the world! All this and more in this week’s episode! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!

Episode 81 – Happy Birthday Turch – We Only Do One Take Podcast A very special birthday episode this week: it’s Turch’s birthday. Turch rants about getting older and stupid injuries, while Kieran tells us how he injured his ankle. A chat about the LGBTQ community and their perception to the American public brings on many a jokes about a party. Kieran invites us to go to the vagina museum. Turch tells us how he saw a man pee on the train. And Kieran can’t say his most famous saying. All this and more on this week’s episode! Check us out on YouTube! More videos from the best bits of the show coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSFyzgJFwtE Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!

Episode 80 – WODOT Reviews Episode Seven – We Only Do One Take Podcast We review our own episode, WATP style! In this episode we review episode 7 of our own podcast. To help us with the review we have Jess on the show! Heaps of fun. Goddamn we suck. Check us out on YouTube! More videos from the best bits of the show coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSFyzgJFwtE Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!

Annnndddd.....itsss out! Episode 79! The Podcast War continues! We also discuss what is the best use of nail clippings and we find a floating hotel in North Korea.

Episode 78 – KARAOKE TIME - We Only Do One Take Podcast In this episode, we have special; guest Dr Ayounb! Turch rants about shopping trolleys. Kieran tells us about the upgrade in the USA Defence Force. Still ahead of the NBN in Australia. Ayoub tells us about a new study involving chickens and how it’s important to be good looking. Turch brings in clips from the Stuttering John Show in support of our good friends and Who Are These Podcast, and the boys review Turch’s new favourite podcast. And PornHub gets bought up again. Check out Who Are these Podcasts here: http://whoarethese.com/ Check us out on YouTube! More videos from the best bits of the show coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSFyzgJFwtE Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook and YouTube! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com

Back in the studio we have professional stand-up comedian Dahn the Mahn!! Dahn has been working the circuits here in Melbourne for the last two years. Recently he has been on stage with a bunch of cool Australian comedians and is even hosting a bunch of events around Melbourne. Check out his latest show at the COMEDY ON HIGH at Wesley Ann Tickets here; https://www.facebook.com/events/262178111169874/ And a new challenge is born, stand-up comedy based. Turch has it in for Maccas Monopoly. Kieran hates protesters, especially when they try and stop Jurassic Park. Dahn rants about shitty hecklers. Turch brings in more stories about Russell Greer, and Kieran reads a review. And Dahn tells us his exploits during his time working at a strip club. All this and more on this week’s episode! Check out Dahn here: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008344715840&__tn__=%2CdK-R-R&eid=ARDZXg3r58_iF329JHviBHmhWa9nuNfT48UMtanIN-mxeb0KGZG_-WXmxia8DmXW0VTDzYbrEh1TGHxz&fref=mentions https://www.youtube.com/ch

Episode 76 – How to Review a Brothel – We Only Do One Take Podcast A very odd episode this one. The boys have come out a drunken stupor from the AFL Grand Final to bring you this episode. In this episode the boys rant about the people behind the register, and the people behind you in line. Kieran tells us how he nearly fought a guy over a car spot and tells us the debacle over Turch’s BBQ. Mind you he nearly killed everyone with undercooked food. Kieran tells us a story about a man who kept his kid and slab of beer and his kid safe, yet still gets fined. Turch tells us the story of Russell Greer, and we get to hear a review of a brothel. A clergyman gets into porn, and Eddie Murphy don’t got jokes about da AIDS. All this and more on this week’s episode! Check us out on YouTube! More videos from the best bits of the show coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSFyzgJFwtE Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate m

Episode 75 - Poo Patrol It's a real shit show this week! We discuss toilet etiquette and taking a poo at work!

Episode 74 – How to Get a Hot Date – We Only Do One Take Podcast Its episode 74, and we want to help all the men find hot chicks to date. Na not really. Ewe go one to find out who women want top marry these days, and how men being poor is the problem. Kieran tells us the tale of bad communication, penetration and the law. Turch brings in more cool things up for sale in his area. Kieran is on the keto diet, and learns how to go back in time! Incredible! He also talks about the difference between a taco and burrito. Turch brings in the Ms. Monopoloy board game, and they even talk about Juicy Somlette. Plus a quick chat about the something very exciting!. All this and more on this week’s episode! Check us out on YouTube! More videos from the best bits of the show coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSFyzgJFwtE Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at

Episode 73 – Turch fan boys over Maximum Bob – We Only Do One Take Podcast HOLY CRAP! MAXIMUM BOB IS ON THE SHOW! In a dream come true for Turch, get gets to talk with Maximum Bob from the Stockyard Skinners! Bob tells the stories of his interactions with Buckethead, Mr. Bungle, System of a Down, Praxis and a whole bunch more. Please we get to talk about his new music project, the Stockyard Skinners! Links to all Bob’s good stuff below. Make sure you follow him! https://stockyardskinners.com/ https://www.facebook.com/MBStockyardSkinners/ https://twitter.com/themaximumbob https://www.instagram.com/mbsskinners/?hl=hr https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkiBQ1xm95wd13AL-otFcfQ Check us out on YouTube! More videos from the best bits of the show coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSFyzgJFwtE Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@

Episode 72 –Teachers Suck – We Only Do One Take Podcast Its episode 72, we all of a sudden we hate Teachers. Kieran is on the keto diet, and that has caused him to be extra ranty today. He start off with wiping poo off his face, and then gets on to talking up using baby wipes to wipe his ass. Somehow if becomes a real shit show. Kieran doubles up on the rants and rants about ride sharing apps; the lack of water bottles, lack of mints and b-o. Then Turch rants about Teachers. With 10% of teachers not being able to pass a test making shit teachers, and Australian children being worse on the NAPLAN test. On the flip side, Kieran brings sex robots back to the show. Turch goes on an Alex Jones rant about how the sex robots will be the terminators of the future. And Turch talks about a CNN host who calls her co-host a gorilla. Plus a quick chat about the Kieran EP. All this and more on this week’s episode! Check us out on YouTube! More videos from the best bits of the show coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v

In this weeks episode... Special guest Niall joins us and rants about twins! Turch rants about universal music records being burned in a fire AND Kieran discusses an app that can track your FARTS!! We also add are two cents to the Jeffery Epstein scandal.

Episode 70 – WODOT Reviews Episode Three – We Only Do One Take Podcast We review our own episode, WATP style! Heaps of fun. Goddamn we suck. Check us out on YouTube! More videos from the best bits of the show coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSFyzgJFwtE Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!