Fmklit Pod

A certain Jaded Karen has gotten herself into a Harry situation being awful on Twitter, and Chuck Tingle won't let that stand! On this fourth wall-breaking episode, our hosts read and discuss Tingle's new novel, "Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus." It's got magic, motorcycles, and sex with a dinosaur! Everything you could possibly want from a Tingle novel. And once you're done listening, go support trans people.

I saw you from across the society ball and I couldn't help but fall under your spell. So I have to ask: Your manor home or mine? Pick up your petticoats and get out your grimoires, because today we're doing Magical Victorian London! For today's titillating episode that will be the talk of the ton, we read "Firelight (Darkest London Book 1)" by Kristen Callihan and "The Magpie Lord (A Charm of Magpies Book 1)" by K.J. Charles. Our bewitching hosts discuss the perks of seduction in the dark, errant tattoos, and why sometimes - SOMETIMES - you want a flashback.

On today's Quickie, we felt the need to break our "No Current Events" rule to share our thoughts on the Black Lives Matter movement and the murder of black people at the hands of police across the country. But we're three white people, so listen to us if you want, but it's more important to listen to and support black people right now. Below are the organizations and media recommended in this episode to support black lives and black voices. Organizations: The Okra Project - https://www.theokraproject.com/ BreakOUT! - http://www.youthbreakout.org/ Black Writers Collective - https://blackwriters.org/ Podcasts/Twitter: Black Book Releases - https://twitter.com/blackbkreleases 1619 - NY Times Minority Corner 2 Dope Queens Yo, Is This Racist? Books: Go read books by black people! Demand it of the algorithms!

Meet me by your locker - we're cutting class! Who cares if we get detention? Because today we're doing high school bad boys! But, like, as a topic. Not actually. Today we read "Resisting the Rebel" by Lisa Brown Roberts, and "Collide" by J. R. Lenk. On this (after school) special episode, our spirited hosts discuss promposals, sex bracelets, and Neil discuss that he was, in fact, a high school bad boy.

We're still sheltering in place here in the Bay Area, so our health-minded hosts recorded another quickie while we figure out the logistics of recording separately. Neil has an article to share, Claire brings some problematic nonsense from Twitter, and we play a new game! FMKocktail! Neil and Claire name a romance trope and they take turns deciding the perfect boozy beverage to pair with it.

The dishes are done, the toys are put away, the kids are asleep....and now it's time for OUR bedtime *conspicuous wink* We hope you have some healthy snacks handy, because today we're reading about male nannies! In this episode we read "The Nanny" by Max Hudson, and "RAFE: A Buff Male Nanny (Loose Ends Book 1)" by Rebekah Weatherspoon. In this nurturing episode, our hosts discuss the horrors of bathtime, what *really* happens in the locker room, and why even men made out of cardboard deserve better.

Well, we're sheltering in place and practicing social distancing for the common good, even though it's very, very hard. Significant others are getting in plenty of quality time together (the quality of that time, according to the internets, is all over the place). But what about the single ladies? All the single ladies! In this episode, Neil and Claire talk about romance (and sex, of course) during the COVID pandemic. Hope everyone is staying safe and staying healthy!

I've come from across the stars to tell you how passionately I love you....and this isn't just a warp drive in my pocket! Get your galactic mileage plan ready because we're doing space operas! Today we read "Reign: A Space Fantasy Romance (Strands of Starfire Book 1)" by May Sage, and "Safe Passage (Black Flag Book 1)" by Rachel Ford. In this epic episode, our hosts discuss: males and females; overprotective robots; and why you shouldn't date nazis - especially space nazis. Note: This episode was recorded before the shelter in place order in the Bay Area. So when Claire says go to Books Inc., don't do that. That's not what you should be doing. What you should be doing is ordering from them online!

Can you believe we've been doing this for two years! To celebrate, we did another live show at Books Inc.! On this episode, we have a little "year in review" action, and then we use the VAST knowledge we've learned from romance novels to answer your romance advice questions! Claire's 2019 Picks: "An Extraordinary Union (The Loyal League Book 1)" by Alyssa Cole "Romancing the Beat: Story Structure for Romance Novels (How to Write Kissing Books Book 1)" By Gwen Hayes Neil's 2019 Picks: "Red, White, and Royal Blue" by Casey McQuiston "How to Talk to Nice English Girls: a lesbian historical romance" by Gretchen Evans

Is that some fur on your tummy, or are you just happy to see me? Let's get feral because today we're doing werewolves! On this pheromone-inducing episode, we read "Wolf Signs: Northern Lights Edition (Granite Lake Wolves Book 1)" by Vivian Arend, and "The Midnight Hunt (Midnight Hunters Book 1)" by L.L. Rand. Today, our howling hosts discuss cheesecake, the tired old virgin trope, and how much money werewolves have to spend on pants.

Alright, ladies, it's time to raise your skirts and bob your hair because we're heading back to the '20s! But we can stand this pesky prohibition thing, so we'll hop across the pond and see if we can't find some love. All of this to say that we're doing American ladies in England in the '20s! (Thanks, Claire). In this roaring episode, we read "How to Talk to Nice English Girls: a lesbian historical romance" by Gretchen Evans, and "Across the Formidable Sea (Laura Elliott-Stratford Book 1)" by Claire M. Laminen. This time our hotsy-totsy hosts discuss gay butlers, stepdads who are actually really nice, and Neil learns that he actually does like some love stories!

They say that those who can't do, teach. Well we say those who teach, can do, and do so all night long. And we're putting that to the test, because today we're discussing novels written by our how-to gurus from episode 35! This time we read "Falling Under (A Falling Under Novel Book 1)" by Gwen Hayes and "Hot Head" by Damon Suede. In this episode, our well-informed hosts discuss psychics in drag, kind-hearted and very professional porn producers, and Claire learns something that definitely doesn't work for her in bed. Quick note, we did record this episode before our RWA episode, because you know we would've talked about it had we known!

We interrupt our regularly scheduled episode to bring you breaking news from the Romance Writers of America! In this not so quick quickie, Claire updates us on the scandal that is rocking the romance world, and Neil discusses Chuck Tingle's literary critic of the whole affair: "Not Pounded By Romance Wranglers Of America Because Their New Leadership Is From The Depths Of The Endless Cosmic Void" So strap in, because things are about to get crazy! (And, spoilers, a little racist). Articles Cited: Claire Ryan's Timeline https://www.claireryanauthor.com/blog/2019/12/27/the-implosion-of-the-rwa Laura Vivanco's write up on Corporate Buyer http://teachmetonight.blogspot.com/2019/08/racism-and-corporate-romance-buyer.html Suzan Tisdale's Video Response https://www.pscp.tv/w/1yoKMzRLLjYGQ?t=11m51s "Fifty Shades of White" - The Guardian, April 2019 https://www.theguardian.com/books/2019/apr/04/fifty-shades-of-white-romance-novels-racism-ritas-rwa "What Happened?" - Vox, December 2019 https://www.vox.com/2020/1/10

Hello, lover. We're going to teach you the ways of love......-driven novels. Because today we're reading romance how-to guides! On this education episode, we read "Verbalize: bring stories to life & life to stories (live wire writer guides)" by Damon Suede and "Romancing the Beat: Story Structure for Romance Novels (How to Write Kissing Books Book 1)" by Gwen Hayes. Our hosts discuss linguistics, the epic battle of Plotters vs. Pantsers, and Christine has a shocking revelation about Chuck Tingle!

That's right, kids, a live show! This is the recording of our live show on 11/15/2019 at Books Inc. Laurel Heights in San Francisco with special guest co-host Meg Trowbridge! We interviewed fabulous author Casey McQuiston about her book "Red, White, and Royal Blue." It was a fantastic time and we're so thankful to both Casey and Books, Inc. Sadly, the audio didn't really pick up the audience questions, so those are summarized below: 1) What are some of the scenes that ended up being cut? 2) What was the research process like for researching Texas? (asked by a gay guy who was born in London and grew up in Texas, so obviously this book is about him) 3) This book is really inclusive in that it portrays characters of various ethnicities and sexualities. Was that a goal from the offset, or was it a product of the writing process?

Are you hungry for something sweet? Salty? Creamy? Well open up, because today we're doing chefs! On this sinfully delicious episode, we read "Dinner and Desert" by K. Kretz and "Tasting His Omega: A Mapleville Celebrity Chef Novel: MM Non Shifter Alpha/Omega Mpreg (Mapleville Omegas Book 4)" by Lorelei M. Hart and Ophelia Heart. Today our hosts talk about wooing cookies, how easy it is to go from working at The Macaroni Grill to owning a 5-star restaurant, and Claire tells a story about shit lemons that will make you never want to eat out again.

Ok, queens, it's time to zhuzh that wig, beat that face, and get out those sparkly fuck me pumps, because today we're doing drag queens! For this fierce episode, we read "Painted Faces" by L.H. Cosway and "Freak (F-Word Book 2)" by E, Davies. For this little kiki, our hosts spill the tea about: how men can still be entitled assholes, even when they're in panties; why it's important to teach your ingenues self-defense; and Claire tries to help Neil with his FMK choices, but he only makes it worse.

Grab your passport because we're going to bang in Berlin. We're going for a romp in Rome. We're going to get laid in London. We're going on a European vacation! For our grand tour, we read "French Connection (Club Privé Book 1)" by M.S. Parker, and "Adrift (Cruising Book 1)" by L.A. Witt. On today's episode, our jetsetting hosts talk about how refreshing it is when characters behave like rational adults, how the foundation for a lasting relationship is murder, and then they go rogue! There's an extra FMK!!

Caterers? Check! Floral arrangement? Check! Getting in your pants? Double check! We're back, and we're doing wedding planners! Like, literally DOING wedding planners! On this highly coordinated episode, we read "Legally Wed" by Rick R. Reed and "Amalfi Coast: A Bad Boy International Romance (Entangle Me Book 2)". Today, our hosts discuss fur babies, caramel-flavored labia, and Neil pitches an idea of Chuck Tingle.

It's getting a little too hot in here, so we're taking a summer break! We'll be back soon. Miss you already! Have a great summer. KIT.