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Professor Brad joins Gustav for Twitter questions, questionable views about marathons and talk of shrinkage. Send in your crazy theories about showers, tales of your neighbors hitting on you and any ideas on how to reconstruct society that you thought up to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Professor Brad – Shrinkage appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

Once again, Professor Brad joins Gustav to talk about universal basic income, civil war bullets and Quentin Tarantino. They start off with some serious discussion about the looming specter of automation and the possible need for universal basic income. Then they head for the ditch and discuss Brad's personal growth, Minnie balls, and Quentin Tarantino acting in his own movies Send in your favorite director cameos, tales of your relationship with your ex-wife's boyfriend, and any solution to the universal basic income paradox that you thought up to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Professor Brad – Universal Basic Tarantino appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

Since Ty and Heavy wouldn't record, Professor Brad joins Gus to talk crazy science ideas and North American giants. Professor Brad Slays Gustav's Giant Notions Gus brings up mound builders, the Book of Enoch and the Nephilim, attacks anthropology theories, is a proponent of genetic memory and confuses Brad by the end of the episode. Send in your crackpot ideas, tales of giants that bothered your ancestors, and any crazy hypothesis that you thought up to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Professor Brad – Giants appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

Fake Bailey Jay and Luci join Gustav in part two of a night of fun as they discuss a mysterious lady named Rita, 80's homemade porn, wrestling women and what happens when you get mud in your earhole. It's a fun episode of male versus female mud wrestling, an explanation of how magazine returns worked in the Nineties, awkward conversations with old doctors, temporary hearing loss, Seventies swingers, the impact of VHS camcorders on amateur pornography and much more. If you have words for Fake Bailey Jay send them to Gus since she is anti-Twitter.  Luci is on Twitter @lucihasfun Send in your tales about the weirdest thing you had to explain to a doctor, thoughts about amateur porn and favorite inventory management stories to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Fake Bailey Jay and Luci – Mud in Your Earhole appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

Fake Bailey Jay and Silly Luci join Gustav this week for the first part of a special two part extravaganza where they talk about FBJ and Gustav's past and Ed McMahon and courtroom artist sketches. You can't get a hold of Fake Bailey Jay unless you talk to Gustav, but Luci is on Twitter @LuciHasFun Send in your tales about when you learned your friend was gay, thoughts about Fantasy Island and favorite Love Boat episodes to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Fake Bailey Jay – Courtroom Artist Sketches appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

Professor Brad and Gustav wrap up their conversation about rubber bullets, lethal force,  their crackpot ideas about anthropology and ethnobotanicals.  Brad and Gus also go back to the off the grid dream and Brad shares his idea for a new time scale and language to make humanity better.   Check out Professor Brad on Below the Belt and his new podcast with KJ called Our Texas (about Texas history. Send in your podiatry and skin problems, thoughts about parenting and regretful tattoos to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire and Brad is @bitsarefun Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod   The post Professor Brad Part 2 – Rubber Bullets appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

While Heavy and Ty are off doing stuff, Professor Brad joins Gustav to discuss parenting, seventies shows and hammer toe. Check out Professor Brad on Below the Belt and his new podcast with KJ called Our Texas (about Texas history.  Send in your podiatry and skin problems, thoughts about parenting and regretful tattoos to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire and Brad is @bitsarefun Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Professor Brad Part 1 – Hammer Toe appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

This week Gustav discusses the revenge rampage that Marvin Heemeyer unleashed on Granby, Colorado as he demolished his enemies buildings in his homemade killdozer. Send in your weird revenge stories, new ideas for improvised armor or purposes that God is compelling you to fufill  to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @longmireheavy Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post City of Gustav – Killdozer appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

Gustav describes the little known history of the Japanese Balloon Bombs in World War II and how they ultimately proved to be deadly. Send in your weird World War II tales,  new ideas how to weaponize harmless things or how you found unexploded ordinance to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @longmireheavy Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post City of Gustav – Japanese Balloon Bombs appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

Gustav breaks the news to America that Buckwheat is dead.   Send in your favorite short subjects,  your childhood traumas or your opinions about the worst Saturday Night Live season   to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @longmireheavy Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Buckwheat is Dead appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

In response to listener feedback, Gustav presents the history of Federal Gun Control and tries his best not to provide too much editorial commentary (but of course there is some. In the discussion he covers: Federalist Paper No. 46 Black Codes Municipal Gun Control in the Old West the Mailing Firearms Act of 1927 the National Firearms Act 0f 1934 (NFA) the Federal Firearms Act of 1938 (that created the FFL) the Gun Control Act of 1968 creation of the BATF in 1972 the Firearm Owners Protection Act of 1986 including the Hughes Amendment the Brady Bill in 1993 the Violent Crime Control and Law Enforcement Act of 1994 Along the way, he explains the major advances in firearm designs,  explains the fallacy of the gun show loophole and the truth about private transfers. Then he answers questions from listeners about: Gun registries Mental health requirements Background checks NFA regulated weapons Magazine capacity Bump stocks It turned into a lot longer episode than planned and ult

Gustav takes on the questionable advice from a recent Slate article telling Backpackers that they don't need to treat their water.  Reviewing the articles citations, Gustav breaks down the studies cited, their methodology, their findings and why the Slate author is giving bad advice.  Then Gustav describes water borne pathogens common to untreated water in the United States and Canada.   Let us know who you think about untreated water, raw water, bad science, lack of common sense or general foolish advice and email us at canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @longmireheavy Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post City of Gustav – Don’t Drink Untreated Water appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

This episode Gustav is blessed to have Professor Brad join him for the second part of their rambling conversation which covers prostitution, environmental determinism, circumcision talk and the Articles of Confederation. Professor Brad is an award winning historian and author and Gustav of course is just a guy who thinks he knows stuff.  So it's only natural for the two of them to discuss the possible merits for society of prostitution.  Then they misidentify the wrong historic Louisiana governor, but that's not important, since they were on a roll. Brad tries to lure Gustav into political talk, but instead they settle on discussing their general location on the current political spectrum which then turns into Articles of Confederation talk.    That leads to further discussion of socialism, democracy and libertarianism. Gus asks if Brad remembered being as angry politically in his youth as the current landscape seems to be.  The idea that a president needs a "Bad Guy" adversary is postulated. Discussing presi

Since Heavy and Ty are still absent without leave, Gustave recruited Professor Brad to talk about movies, productivity, Dragon's Lair and much more.   This week will be appearance one for Professor Brad in a special two week engagement. Starting of Brad and Gus discuss all of Brad's major awards as he is the only doctor on the Blowout Podcast Network, where he co-hosts the Below the Belt Podcast with his friend and smiley man Ryan.  Gustav then turns the discussion towards science fiction books and movies set or made before computers became what they are today.  That leads to a discussion about 2001: A Space Odyssey and the works of Stanley Kubrick, including A Clockwork Orange, The Shining and Eyes Wide Shut.  (In a glaring omission, Gustav fails to mention Kubrick's Vietnam masterpiece, Full Metal Jacket, but he will discuss it in an upcoming episode that has since been recorded). You can't talk to Brad too long about anything without video games coming up.  So the discussion going from "arcades" of a certa

Join Gustav for a Christmas themed discussion of unusual Christmas traditions from around the world.  Gus describes Saint Nicolas's helpers like Krampus, Knecht Ruprecht and Zwarte Piet.  And he will explain intriguing Catalonian traditions such as Tio de Nedal (also known as Caga Tio ) and the El Caganer figurines in the Nativity.   Then it's time to revisit America's favorite Christmas Poet as we replay Heavy's 2016 Christmas poem. So send us your emails about  weird  holiday traditions, unusual logs that poop candy or anything else you can think  to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @longmireheavy Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod         The post City of Gustav – Unusual Christmas Traditions appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

Gustav delves into the world of Cryptography and the Cold war to talk about One Time Pads and mysterious Number Stations.  Due to scheduling conflicts and the time constraints of the holiday season, Gustav once again takes you into the rabbit hole of his mind to learn about espionage and gadgetry.   One time pads are means of creating a coded message that only can be deciphered if you have the corresponding copy of the one time pad.  Intelligence agencies used them throughout the Cold War in conjunction with mysterious radio transmissions on what the public nicknamed Number Stations.  Number stations broadcast on short wave frequencies and deliver one way messages to field operatives.     So send us your emails about  cryptography, weird radio broadcasts or anything you want to hear about  to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @longmireheavy Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod   The post City of Gustav – One Time Pads appeared first on Can You

It's a solo episode for Gustav this week as he tries to get you prepared for a major disaster by telling you what you need for your 72 hour kit. The post City of Gustav – 72 Hour Kit appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

This week is the much anticipated second part of the award winning face to face interview with Professor Brad where more twitter questions are answered, crazy theories are explored and Brad lays out his plan for off the grid living. As you remember from the first part of this interview, Ty was away and the late great Heavy Longmire is lost on the prairie for all we know. But Professor Brad was kind enough to join Gustav for pseudo-intellectual mumbo jumbo.  This episode picks up with more questions submitted by our faithful listeners via Twitter, including hypotheticals (we hope) over what someone would do for a year's supply of food or for someone's latest book to make it to the top of  the New York Times bestseller list. Once the Twitter questions were done, the conversation turns to submarine talk with more hypermasculinity talk as well as a couple of apochryphal stories that may or may not be true. For a while, Brad had been wanting to talk to Gustav about the logistics of going off the grid.  Brad has hi

Have you ever heard of Mexico's George Washington?  Listen to this first part of a two part special series where Gustav sits down with everyone's favorite historian, Professor Brad and maybe you will figure out what he means.  Sadly Ty and Heavy seem to have abandoned the podcast, so Gustav begged Brad to join him for what was initially going to be an hour of scholarly talk.  But lucky for the listener, the scholarly mumbo jumbo is augmented by the meandering and confusing rabbit trails that you have come to expect from Gustav and his enabler Brad. Brad starts the ball rolling with a tale of his Uncle Doobie and a hitchhiker, which fits nicely with the recent hitchhiking episode Ty and Gus did a few weeks ago.  Gustav dabbles with psychoanalyzing Brad's bad tooth pick up line, but abandons that thread for several questions that loyal listeners and fans of Brad sent in via Twitter: Cody asks about breakfast soup  Aaron inquires about Texas secession boundaries  Ginsburg asks about other books Brad would

Ty went to Rangers spring training and Heavy and Gustav couldn't get together so Gustav decided to educate the masses on the U.S.S. Pueblo incident. Gus starts off by digging into some Korean history and showing the inherent isolationist tendencies of past Korean rulers.  Both invasions by neighbors and intrusions by Europeans, including the S.S. General Sherman incident as well as French and U.S. expeditions, kept Korea sequestered till the late 19th century. Kim Il Sung's rise to power is then discussed as well as his actions regarding the Korean War, the DMZ Crisis and the Blue House Attack.  By setting the scene of the situation on the Korean peninsula in the late nineteen sixties, Gustav prepares you for the tale of the U.S.S. Pueblo and her crew. The U.S.S. Pueblo was an American spy ship working off the Eastern coast of North Korea.  She was discovered and captured by the North Korean navy.  Her crew was then taken to Pyongyang, the capitol of North Korea.  The crew was tortured and used for propaganda